#yall gotta fix that when i wake up /j

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ok i have like. 8 in the inbox rn. i just started falling asleep in the middle of writing the last one. i think im officially tapped out for now. i Will resume when i wake up tho.

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JONATHAN AND GN!READER AND THEIR ANTICS !!!!!!!

Antics w/ Jonathan and Reader!

I did a similar post yesterday!! (Linked at the end, hopefully, I'm mobile and sometimes tumblr can be weird)

I'm so so sorry it took my so long to get this request <\\3 I was trying to come up with new ideas so it could be different than the other ask <\3, which I highly recommend checking out! Imma be real I'm not totally confident in how this one turned out so that second post can be like an extra/make up <\3

I wasnt sure if you wanted this to be platonic or have them dating so!! It's mostly written as vague in that department!!

Jonathan doesn't strike me as the person who goes out and does things a lot

Just. Wake up, work, home, sleep, repeat.. he'll sometimes send texts to friends and family to schedule a lunch here and there but

That's about it, hes not very social

So a lot of these antics are really going to be made through you making the plans; with the shenanigans really being unplanned byproducts

Honestly I can totally see Jonathan starting shit with someone, be it accident or on purpose, prompting both of yall having to hightail it out of the area

Reminds me of that part from one of the diary of a wimpy kid movies, where greg n rodrick do that fake puke prank on the guy and have to make a run for it

Actually I can totally see yall subtly being menaces and fucking with people

Maybe not a fake puke prank persay but

Yk?

No crime stuff; I only really see that becoming a thing after he becomes Spot! Both from how he worded his whole "turning to a life of crime" thing and the fact he just

Lacks the experience and confidence

Moving on

Maybe it's just my "let's get silly with the writing" part of me, or it's my need for chaos (arguably the same thing), but

I feel like

Somehow, you guys would accidentally probably maybe kinda sorta

Wreak havoc in ways spot could only dream of (before doing the whole. Bouncing across the multiverse thing)

Yall could probably start the day wanting to go to some food truck and

End it by spending a night in jail

Neither of you are allowed anywhere near food trucks after that /j

No but serious note, Jonathan is basically a hermit, he doesnt like leaving his apartment unless he has to; people are just, so

Eeuuughchk!

So when you two hang out it's either his place or yours

But that's not to say it isnt fun!

Hes got normal stuff people have in their homes, like board games and consoles

And also science doohickies

Yeah people have that in their houses, that's a normal thing

Ngl if you give him any ideas for machines or whatnot hes totally going to give it a try

See previous post with a trans s/o, he would make the transgenderinator if you asked him to

Well now hes just turning into doof

Ykw

I feel like he'd take you to alchemax to show off stuff but like

If you asked nicely

How can he say no to that face?

And also he has no backbone

That's not to say you would pressure him, though! Because that's not cool, dont pressure people. But like, he would cave in the way of "I know it's not that serious and I know they'll probably understand if I say no, but I don't want to ever risk disappointing them ever in my life, so I'm gonna say yes!" Kind of way

He just like me frfr

And this is assuming you even know about alchemax

Which personally, unless you're in some way associated with it, I'm p sure be would have a strong boundary to keep you out of it

This is really just turning into a general ramble <\3

Anyways

I dont have many ideas since I struggle with general hcs like this but!! Yeah!! Definitely recommend the linked post for a better more cohesive (?) List of ideas and hcs!! This post kinda

Made me realize I dont have many hcs for Jonathan outside of making his personality a smart pathetic science man

Gotta fix that , give him some hobbies n stuff in the future

Link to a similar post!

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Domsetic Luxiem Headcanons!! ahshuaduw

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CANT DO SHIT TBH like "oh he's a housewife" he's not. Like sure, hell clean and cook BUT HE ONLY DOES IT WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO he messes with u to Like

"oh can u clean the bedroom?"

"wdym.. my demonic aura cleansed everything already."

WE DIDNT MEAN SPIRITUALLY GO CLEAN IT When you force him to, he actually does a good job!! Like clothes are folded, floors are swept and there's a huge ass pile of clothes in ur closet!! MF GTE UR ASS OVER HERE HES HOT BUT HES NOT GETTING AWAY he also likes to meditate but like.. isolated. If you disturb him he's gonna make YOU sleep on the couch half joke he might tho He takes pride into his meditation, you would want peace and quiet too yk?! but if u guys have a pet, he'll let that mf disturb him any dayy why does a dog get special privileges UR THE ONE WHO PAYS 50% OF RENT he prob has those doobermans he probably also bribed the apartment facility to let him in I'm like 100% sure that dog is here illegally but he loves the dog and you do too! partly. he can't dance for the life of him however it's it's embarrassing HE COULD DO TRADITIONAL DANCING !! but don't hit him up with some 21st century shit he'll look like he's got it and then fall mid way. gotta get his old as the the hospital HIS BONES CRACKED.

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ehe hes everything we wanted yall !! I'm joking. This mf DOESNT KNOW SLEEP like you'll be going to get a drink at 3am and then straight up see some demonic looking figure in the hall its just him trying to fix some shit HE BREAKS THINGS JUST SO HE CAN FIX THEM

"how did the...light break?"

"ion know but what I do know is that I can fix it!"

CATCH HIM ON THE SERCUIRTY CAMERAS hes useful tho in thay aspect!! your landlord ain't getting any money from damages. Dishwasher broke? Hes on it !! The TV isn't working as well? hes on it !! this is an ad for shu yamino services go support him He also does wack as shit at 3am Yk how I said he was fixing something at night while u were getting a drink? He was fixing A SPIDER. SPIDER he said "oh !!! I stepped on him so I wanted to help him!" HOW U GON FIX THAT HOW DID HE EVEN KNOW HE STEPPED ON IT You also caught him fixing Christmas tree during December. He laughed and said, "it wasn't bright enough!" a police visited yall 2 hrs later one of ur neighbors called the cops since it was way to bright. He had to make it up with cuddles xoxo, and pay the fine xoxoxo

______ mysta GET GIM AWAY MANS TO FERAL like literally can't do SHIT maid mysta maid mysta!! YOUR MYSTAKEN (do u get the joke) HE JUST RUINS EVERYTHING you just cleaned the floors!! why is FUCKING MUD STAINS ALREADY?!? Like he can't clean, CANTNFUCKING COOK (we all know this.) I DONT even want to elaborate on how bad he cooks. You Handel the cleaning, cooking, and what does he do? he def ain't sitting there pretty (ugly/j) instead, he opts to get the money and shit !! But like It's concerning Like last time I checked he had money to pay rent and all that but....he had to much money left. More than usual. Your guys Financials were good dwdw! BUT HOW HE GONNA HAVE THOUSANDS LEFT HES SELLING DRUGS/ the obvious explanation and that his freinds make him do crazy ass stunts and give him money/j "do a flip off that porch. 10$ mf." LMFAOO he's also just...insane. You'll wake up at 3am again to see him on the phone with elmo LMFAOOO THOSE APPS THAT SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF CHILDREN IT SCARES HIM TO you'll hear the most frightful voice just like "when do you want the money?! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE" you have to hack in a delete that app for the mfer to sleep at night. He'll boast like "I'm not afraid of that shit it's all fake!" wait till u put a elmo plush on his bed ______

Luca YAHH HES SO EUSHWUS he's so cute omg but so messy. LIKE HE CAN CLEAN AFTER HIMSELF BUT HE HAS A HYPER MINDSET so it's like one thing after another, he can't slow down to clean. It's not that bad to clean after him, he doesn't make a bad bad mess. BUT HE DEF NEEDS TO LEARN TO TAKE A BREAK Nothing is shecduled either. It's just like, do this, then that, then this, the profit all of our belongings to sushang(ehe love her) But when he comes home from a long day.. omg Let me elaborate HE WAS CUDDLY ALWAYS BUT HES JUST extra extra cuddly he dosent want to do shit. he'll drag you from whoever you are and force you on the couch/bed and yall with just stay there Maybe for ever HE JUST FALLS ALSEEP SO EASILY like it's kinda concerning hyper energetic turing anemic at any possible moment he has he'll drag you along all the time for those moments He doesn't even speak he just mumbles and occasionally huffs out of relief he so cute omg but then THEN WHEN HES HYPER AGAIN HE WILL BODY SLAM YOU ONTO THE BED OR SOFA AGAIN CHILL THIS AINT THE WWE he doesn't know how strong he is omg.

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Ike FIANLLY THE MOST LIKE REASONABLE MAN OUT OF EVERYONE but he's like a neat freak also, Like....did u just leave a fucking go gurt on the table when you went to get ur phone? DIRTY ASS MF !!!! he just wants to make sure the house is clean some people say, "your house reflects you" And I think that's true but!! he we we all know he gon snap THE MFER HE NEEDS TO PUT UP WITH his freinds trying be likebthe power rangers or some shit I find it funny they are just all different colors palettes BUT HES GREAT !! HE COOKS, CLEANS, ACTUALLY HAS CALM HOBBIES did I say calm mbmb let's not forget his karaoke SKILLS HELLO??? THE SCREAMING HE CAN DO THE AMOUNT OF TIMES U GUYS GOT NOISE COMPLAINTS nobody would've guess it was from him. he just smiles, aplogizes and hands over the money he handing over the money so willingly cause that mf KNOWS IT WAS HIS FAULT but he don't give a shit LMFAOO he'll shut the door, wait a little, then start cursing out the neighbors in Swedish he's he's scary. he's literally like those innocent ass looking dogs names princesses that's a devil in secret he's ur devil in secret tho <33

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Takemichi hcs bc im starved of content so I'll make it myself

I have so many thoughts bc this little dude so I'm putting them here. The hcs are gonna be under the cut bc long posts with no read more thing can get annoying, especially when scrolling on mobile

- He's 4'10" (I did the math on this with Yuta's height and a pic of them side by side. Technically it came to 4'9" but I like him so he gets an extra inch)

- I'm stealing this from The Takemichi Guy (yall know the one if ur bothering to go through michi's tag) but he enjoys poetry and literature. Makes up for Mondo's lack of an ability to read /j

- Speaking of Mondo, he has a hardcore crush on the guy. In his mind there's a bit of a power dynamic (think of a less extreme fuyuhiko and peko situation) but he's like "who cares if power dynamic. boy pretty" meanwhile Mondo's got cheeto dust on his boxers somehow. He's wearing pants

- He also sees Daiya as either an older brother or father figure, bc this man never met his father. More on that later

- He's gay, trans ftm, and graysexual!

- He knows how to bake. I never said he's good at it, just that he can decently make cookies and muffins and the such

- He lives in an apartment, with a stray cat the apartment owners don't know about named Ginger. She's a white cat with orange spots around her left eye + the tips of her ears/paws. Michi's a dad /j

- Dude works at a pharmaceutical company at the cash register! He steals testosterone for himself and Mondo (trans icons) and just tells his boss a customer's been buying it. Somehow he hasnt been caught yet

- His birthday is on October 2nd

- His hair is naturally dirty blond, but he bleaches it to be lighter purely bc of mommy issues. Also more on that later

- He studies outer space/quantum physics/astronomy

- Daiya called him shooting star and rocket man (if i remember correctly rocket man is from some old song? and thats what i hc daiya listens to, older music, so)

- He can pack a pretty good punch considering his size

- Met the Owada Brothers because they were running away from home using the family car (Mondo was 6 and Daiya was 10) and they nearly fucking ran him over. He's ok tho Daiya saw him. Takemichi asked where they were going, Daiya answered, Takemichi asked if he could tag along, and after a long convo between the Owada Brothers (2 minutes) they let Michi tag along

- Takemichi was born from a one night stand bc his mom couldn't afford an abortion and wasn't gonna fuckin kill herself (Her name is Moriko)

- Moriko was a prostitute, alcoholic, AND drug addict, the alcohol and drug abuse causing Takemichi to have stunted growth, a heart condition (nothing serious, just paler/bluer skin and occasionally shortness of breath)

- Due to Moriko never paying attention to him and often working, Takemichi learned how to cook by the time he was 4. Nothing special, but he has burn scars on his hands from stovetop and oven incidents

- Has a habit of picking up random interests and then dropping them not too long after (hence the baking thing)

- He can somewhat decently play the drums and ukelele. Current instument interest is the flute

- Wants to wear gothic/grunge clothing however he has social anxiety and therefore wears just plain t-shirts and jeans

- This man CONSTANTLY smells great, everyone wonders how he does it-

- He likes scented things, especially soaps

- His favourite scents are lavender, vanilla, and coconut

- Only thing he dislikes about Mondo is the fact that Mondo constantly smells like grease, oil, sweat, and cologne. It may be considered manly but he's considering cutting his nose off /j

- He's bad with lying, outside of having a good poker face. It's really just coming up with lies on the spot he sucks ass at

- Doesn't swear too often, only at Mondo when he's calling him a whore or a bitch. As friends do

- He likes sewing and knitting! He often fixes up tears in Mondo's jacket for him

- He's a very heavy sleeper. Good luck waking him up. Not even alarms work. Mondo has tried WWE moves. Nothing. You just gotta wait.

- Also he listens to like. The stereotypical emo music. My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy (I don't actually know any 'emo' bands outside of MCR and older P! ATD music so a lot of it is just based off a vibe), Panic! At The Disco, and then there's a couple random songs in there like American Idiot and Love Taste

- Also back on his dad. I don't have a name for the guy but he's actually a decent dude, he just never knew about Takemichi at all. Dude ended up having a wife and has two young kids (the wife thing happened AFTER the one night stand dw)

- He has Bipolar Disorder but takes meds for it bc social anxiety and internalized ableism

Sorry these are a mess, I'm p much rewording them from a google doc I just update as I go </3 But yeah! That's it for my Takemichi hcs, maybe one day I'll actually get an idea for a Michi based fic