#yall do not operate in reality and i know most of yall are like 5

[rigginsstreet]

you know ive hated my fair share of characters in my time. like... seething blackout rage. 

never once did i wake up one day and decide to start spreading a narrative about them being rapists. 

cuz thats...ya know.... weirdo behavior. stranger things fandom seek help immediately im being so serious

[iamtheempress]

A Vegeta x OC Fanfiction (part 4) ¤ ¤ ¤

Calamatta managed to roll out of bed and redress herself. Pulling on the suit and grabbing a spare to bring with her on her trip to To-Rot. Leaving her room she met with Nappa. "There she is!" He chugged a caffeinated hot beverage down like it was nothing, Raditz stood beside him counting his wad of cash and stuffing it in his armor. 

"Pay looks nice." She yawns and stretches making her cute tail curl and back arch abit. "37,000. Not bad but could be better. Vegeta got the most of it." Nappa nods and pushes the yawning female saiyan a mug of the hot beverage. "Thanks...gonna need it." "Damn right you are! Vegeta is still sleeping. Weird he said he was gonna get up before us.. eh whatever. Lets get your pod and stuff ready then well worry bout him." Nappa said as Calamatta shined off the mug and pushed it away.

Upon going to the pod, her coordinates were set and everything was packed into there Raditz, who was standing besides her piped up, leaning against the pod with his massive arms crossed. "Dont take this the wrong way Calamatta but… why are you so…" he moves his hands in an hour glass shape and tilts his head. Calamatta went wide eyed and fixed her suit where her ass is. 

"If thats how you flirt with women that was a strike out, good lord! And I have know idea why! Its just my body shape idiot…" she comments hearing Nappa wheeze as he fixes some wires within the pod, followed by him clanging his head leaving. "Im not! I d-dont flirt its just that… well… shes got… n-nice legs and … a great fa-" Calamatta thwipped her tail like a nervous cat. The bay door slid open and Raditz's poor excuse for flirtation was stopped DEAD in its tracks. "Stop harassing Calamatta on her body type Raditz, Saiyan women were given bodys to kill, shes built like a fine tuned weapon whether you see it or not." Vegeta points up at Raditz who scowled with a full face of blush. "Oh so you look at her too Vegeta?" Calamatta slaps her forehead and raises her voice flicking Raditz in the forehead for his really stupid comment. "Can yall stop talking about me like im not fuckin here??" She snapped annoyed and heard Nappa close up the oxygen port.

 "Ready boss?" She asked Vegeta, who nodded and got into his respective pod and punched in the coordinates manually. "Later guys!" She got in and Raditz and Nappa left the pod evac room. 

Vegeta's voice sparked to life on her scouter. "Theres a hidden base by the most recent Frieza Force there.. we should make it there in an hour so that will be our base of operation. No breaches from outside forces." She nods and for the 2nd time in her life the pod flew straight out of the mothership into the cold vacuum of space. 

She crossed her arms and watched Vegetas whiz right past her hurtling with effort and ease to the planet that only seemed to become larger.. if that wasnt already more possible.

 She marveled at it… it was amazing. It was a shame she was there for a job to do. 

It was under 50 minutes where there pods broke entry to the planets atmosphere, careening and becoming hot to the touch, cold metal heating up faster, and faster becoming scorching red hot. Then the mountain range came into view, with the ship in sight the two pods crashed right into a large cave system. 

Welding their pods into the hard rock walls to jut through with 0 damage just enough room for the pods to open on the opposite side of the mountain. Calamatta and Vegeta pushed the button to open the pod bay doors, they took one solid whif of the atmosphere and Cala sighed. "To-Rot huh.. so wheres the base ship?" Cala steps her boots onto the alien planets surface. "5 miles that way. Stay within the tree line, follow my lead." The prince cracks his neck and blasts away leaving a trail of dust and debris behind him.

 "Say no more.." she stated following close behind Vegeta. Vegetas eyes were trained ahead. Toa ship that was covered in dirt and over growth. He tapped his scouter to be sure. "Perfect.. no signs of power levels. Excellent!" He smirked, the prince and Calamatta landed outside of the ship. Vegeta punched in a code and they were both let in. "Good.. now.. lets have a look around. The recent failed mission logs should have data from their logs. Have a look around for food and whatever else when i find the log ill call for you"  Vegeta announced as the hangar door shut behind them locking followed by a robotic voice. 

'Systems Armed'

Calamatta turned on her heels and scampered to the back of the ship. Vegeta watched the eager Saiyan trot away, with a sigh and a roll of his eye he headed towards the command deck of the ship. 

Collected with dust and opened up first aid kits, Vegeta scanned the surrounding area cautiously. 3 lone scouters covered in blood sat on the front of the deck. An ominous reminder of the past couple of grunts who died here. 

He snagged the three up and turned to call for Calamatta "Found them! Get up here!"

Calamatta dropped this box of rations she found and walked quickly to the front to see him plugging in the scouters logs. An unfamiliar voice chimed to life. 

"F-Force log number 1, we have arrived at To-Rot, this area is to be our base of operation since the inhabitants cannot scale plateaus or fly. We will commence terraformation and return in a week." Vegeta clicked the 2nd video, a bead of sweat rolled down his forehead. 

"F-Force Log number 2… uhm.. Que, Roa, and Gil went missing yesterday. We have been here for 3 days now and i have seen hide nor tail of them... ill send a distress warning to the mother ship but i will go and find my crew." 

He pressed the last one and the room suddenly became much heavier. "F-Force number 3… i found my crew.. w-whats left of them…" he held up baren bones and armor. "This planets fucked up… if you know whats good for you send the Saiyans.. theyll do a better job.. i couldnt save my crew! This is Nutte signing off… i'm going to look for Roa.”

"Thats… not good.." Vegeta groaned and plugged in the next scouter, A new crew came up on the screen, a crew of ten. The crew was looking around, brows raised and sweat on their brow. “So we are the 4th crew to come to this planet alone, from what were aware these uh… the main population of this race is highly hostile and we need to utilize lethal force...Well update as we go along.” After that log there was no update, no commanders log. He stepped away and swiped a hand through his hair. “Last log…”  He clicked on it which was 7 full days ago. 

A Log List of all the times this one computer has been logged into popped up. It was far more then 4.

10 Crew lists came through. Crews of upwards of 5 being the smallest to 30 being the most. All vanished within days of arrival. All of them mentioning, to send someone stronger, someone more capable. The Saiyans, they begged for the Saiyans help and they were all sent on suicide missions back to back to back to back.

Vegeta slammed his hands down on the console making it glitch the screen. “Of course theyd call for us…dammit!” He barked and kept his back turned away from her. “So they sent them on suicide missions because… they didn’t want to send us?” She questioned, furrowing her brows trying to wrap her head around the situation. “Frieza didnt want to send me and the other two… He sent US on a suicide mission.” Vegeta turned quickly and stared daggers into Calamatta, the overwhelming feeling of concern rain heavy within her head, and sat uncomfortably in her stomach like something she shouldnt have eaten.

Vegeta crossed the room and pointed his finger right into her chest a deep growl emanating from behind his bared teeth. “He went and sent ME with YOU so we can both perish!” “Hey hey what the hell! Calm down abit, well make it out of here ill follow orders.” Vegeta’s vein popped out on his forehead, eyes narrowed furious.

 “Thats not my point. Your optimism is the closest thing we have to any cocky behavior! It doesnt surprise me why Frieza sent me to a month long mission..” She put up her hands and once again her heart sunk; she went wide eyed staring into the princes heartlessly infuriated black eyes.

Friezas words rattled in her skull ‘your life is as forfeit to me as it is Vegeta…’

“I dont get why he would send both of us to die.” He turned back around and walked to a table with a map on it. “You stood at Frieza’s side for as long as you have been able to speak, you wanted freedom from him, now you might as well see the harsh reality, he never had any good intentions for you Calamatta. He wants you dead, so much so hell send the both of us to a lethal planet to terraform on our own…” He said flatly, Calamatta remained silent her tail loosely hanging from her waist. Her dignity and pride feeling like it was oozing out of her very pores. “Now get over here and lets get an idea of the land… this moon has two moons and we have to plan accordingly.” The map is very detailed of the entirety of the planet from the red deserts to the lush green forests and then to the grayed out city scapes. All of them giant hot beds of activity, teaming with life as they knew it. 

His orders were direct and bland. Calamatta dragged her feet, depressed. Feeling less and less like a Saiyan by the moment, it wasnt so much Vegeta.. it was how quickly she was starting to realize Frieza was right, and goddamn did it grate her nerves to know that... The idea of freedom is going to be lightyears more heavier then she could imagine, shes not even close and this is what she has to deal with. Calamatta tightened her tail back up around her waist and listened to her Princes expertise plan of attack.

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[kinkymagnus]

Okay but let me raise the stakes here. What do you think about gentle dom Alec but also mafia boss Alec all in one? I think about it and I know Magnus would get weak x2

absolutely gorgeous. 5/5. 

i’m kinda weak for mafia boss alec (although yall know i’m not into like, truly dark/evil malec in any form, so usually i go like. unrealistic tv crime drama style mafia boss with the dramatics and the moral code.) and gentle dom alec is NEVER NOT A WIN

especially with like, civilian magnus, or at least magnus who isn’t necessarily unfamiliar with mob life but isn’t part of it (like his dad was a super bad mob boss so he wants nothing to do with it, idk), being swept off his feet by this handsome man who is kind to him and makes him laugh and treats him with such respect and honestly magnus is like. he’s such a gentleman. he’s too good to be true. i mean, he’s like, this rich and gorgeous man with an undescribed job who likes to tie magnus up and fuck him senseless but still is great about the aftercare and is the complete opposite of uncaring/cold. 

and sure enough, he’s a fucking mafia boss. of course.

there is probably good angst here, too, like, secret identity shenanigans (also possible: magnus is also involved in the mafia, or is perhaps some daredevil style vigilante who deals with the mob sometimes–against and for, depending on the mob and on the situation) and secret relationship angst (alec insists on keeping their relationship secret because it could put magnus in danger, but magnus doesn’t know that at first so Insecurities Strike Again) and etc.

also i may or may not have a darkish mafia malec au involving heavy bdsm, outsider pov, and malec being… actually a little dark? still not like, straight-up evil, definitely no like, rape or hurting children or senseless murder of innocents, but like… mmm it’s a thing. not sure where that one is going yet, or if i’ll ever post it. but i’m working on making it less like that. they’re a little murdery, but their victims aren’t exactly innocent, good people, so??? (see more under cut this whole thing got kind of long,, oops)

it involves like, a rival mafia dude infiltrating their operation and trying to go through the boss’s supposed “sex slave” to take him down–only he’s fallen into the same trap most of the moles do, as magnus isn’t a slave at all. he’s alec’s partner and equal–they just happen to be into kinky shit, and plus, it doesn’t hurt to have magnus be so underestimated. they let people think alec is the only one on the throne, but really, magnus is just as powerful as him, and just as responsible for various strategies and shit. which means people up to no good might be more willing to talk around magnus. after all, he’s just the boss’s whore, right? who cares if he hears something, he’s clearly just some airhead… (and meanwhile magnus is idly scheming their punishment or possible demise, depending on how bad the transgression is.) plus, the look on their faces when magnus reveals himself right before they get shot or whatever (again, this is like, not just some innocent bystander, it’s like, traitors and old lieutenants leftover from the previous boss’s time that did some bad shit, etc.) is PRICELESS. 

so it’s like, lowkey dark murder husbands, but more in an anti-hero way (like, they took over a mob previously run by like, valentine or something–wait no the circle is a rival gang that is actually horrible so instead it’s like…. asmodeous doesn’t work because people would probably recognize the boss’s son… actually, it could be a power symbol, people think the new boss killed the old one then took his son as a fucking concubine or some shit as a power move, but in reality, magnus killed his dad after he did something particularly horrible and magnus stood up to him, and magnus wanted to take over but wasn’t sure if they’d turn against him, but then he met alec… somewhere? and they formed a plan together. catarina and/or raphael and/or ragnor probably try to form a rescue–they’re not involved in the mafia but they’re magnus’s friends and they hear shit–and he’s like “lol don’t worry i got this taken care of”. WAIT I GOT OFF TRACK. they took over this old mob that was actually terrible and basically pulled a fanon megamind and like, they rule the underbelly of the city but they do it? surprisingly well?). but anyway magnus and alec are all dom/sub power dynamics in public, and in bed they get pretty rough and kinky, but their actual personal, private relationship is very loving and between equals. because i can’t not write them deeply in love??

although that au isn’t really gentle dom alec. i mean, sometimes, in private, but. still. lol oops i got so caught up in the mafia boss au i got off track