#yaldabaoth is out there playing 3d chess

[cherubchoirs]

This is inspired by pliskin here on tumblr about what if Akira had too many apps/not enough data on his phone and how Igor/Yaldy-in-disguise would old-Man-shame him into deleting some crappy version of Grindr or Facebook every few weeks or so and it made me laugh.

HONESTLY THIS SOUNDS LIKE HE’S ACTUALLY DOING AKIRA A FAVOR but this also made me think like. akira deletes the app several times so what if he downloads some shitty apps just to take up SPACE so that it can’t reinstall skdfjsd like the third time he sees it he’s like “alright i got your number now”, deleting the app and immediately downloading enough to take up all the available space on his phone. bonus ng+ round: he checks the size of the metanav and downloads just enough so that it’s like .01 mb away from having enough space because akira is EXTREMELY petty. when he is of course summoned to the velvet room that night him and yaldy igor stare each other down in absolute silence for a solid ten minutes until

yaldabaoth: delete th-

akira: come into my phone and make me, idiot