#yaki texti
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someone help a team member at work has just. informed me about something called the 'Testing Tickler' and then not explained herself.
what the fuck is that. what does that mean. i'm legitimately scared now.
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fuck laptops that only have 2 usb ports like. fuck am i supposed to do with you.
i have to buy a fucking usb-c hub to connect a webcam to my work laptop when i wfh like. come on man just put another fucking thing in this bitch
not like it doesnt have the space
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WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
I CAN MAKE POLLS ON DESKTOP?
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i love snakes so so so much and most of them are just little guys!! they're just little dudes!!! they dont want to hurt you but they will if they feel threatened!!!
even venomous snakes don't particularly want to fight you!!! yes they have the advantage of venom which is highly toxic and can kill quick, but they'd rather use that on their prey than use it defensively!
if you see a snake, its best to leave it alone. it wont actively seek you out and hurt you. if you think its in danger maybe just cautiously approach and try to get it to move and stuff like that but just. respect them and know that they dont want to hurt you.
so many people are unjustly afraid of snakes or think they're evil or whatever and it just breaks my heart. my brother in law literally said if he found a snake in his backyard he'd chop its head off and im just sat here like ??????????? why???? its just minding its own business???
i think more people should have experiences with reptiles when they're young. my uncle had uh, these big big pythons when i was a kid and i loved going over to his house to hold them and see them, and i think that really changed the way i look at snakes for the better because i know they're just animals trying to survive and, like most animals, find humans fucking terrifying because we're big and loud.
#yaki texti#sorry for the rant im just thinking about snakes#as per usual#i love them so much#honestly if you can swing it find like. someone that owns snakes thatd let you come and hold them#like for gods sake ive had a tiny little viper put on my hat and i wasnt scared at all because i knew that little goober#was probably scared of me!!!#snakes#pls stop being scared of snakes. stop killing snakes for merely living their lives#do people die of snake bites? yes#of course they do#is it because they either: didnt see the snake and stood on it#didnt take notice of the snake's warning signs#or were intentionally aggravating the snake?#well. we might not know because yknow. they died#but i feel positive most snake bite deaths are due to people not seeing a snake or not taking heed of its warnings
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goodness exists in the world
i walked across the plaza to get a breadroll only to find out i had literally nothing in my account and i was just gonna give it back to the lady at the counter and she just smiled and said "nah, just take it"
i said "are you sure?" and she nodded and said "yeah take it :)"
maybe she felt bad that i couldnt even buy a 90c roll but. goodness exists
#yaki texti#literally thinking about this the entire walk back to the office#and through lunch#bless you baker's delight employee
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ok i guess i have a new pinned dashboard tab :/
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love that i can make polls now.
hate that i don't know what to do with them.
:(
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oh hey btw
i seem to exist in some sort of cursed dashboard tab?
whenever i close and reopen firefox it goes to a post from like. at least 2 weeks ago as the most recent thing, if i open dashboard in another tab i get the sparklies on the store.. cursed life im in
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oh ok i just watched the video of elongated muskrat's shitass rocket exploding and everyone cheered when it fucked up and failed and blew up lmfao
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does anyone remember that post where its like. "a movie where a guy wakes up with amnesia and the only clue he has is the photo of a woman on his phone but it turns out hes trans"
bc im thinking about it now and i hope the OP knows they described basically the plot of stalker: shadow of chernobyl
marked one wakes up after crashing in a truck heading out of the zone and the only clue he has is a message on his pda telling him to 'kill strelok' and surprise surprise marked one is strelok
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oh i was going to complain about the sparkle animation on the stupid store but uh. that actually made it possible to block the little sparkles lol
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hey did you know if you go to
https://assets.tumblr.com/images/milestones/reblogs_received/reblogs_received_100000.png
and type in whatever number you want (i put 100k in here)
you can just. grab these images?
i think 100k might be the max though
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i genuinely wonder how long i've had the ability to make polls and i just. didnt figure it out bc my pc dashboard was fucked up and ii dont use the mober app. i coulvbe had this for WEEKS
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
I CAN MAKE POLLS ON DESKTOP?
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