#ya'll just hate crocs

[empressofmankind]

[Part I] [Part II]

Oh, SURE.

It's only a dozen odd pirates with billionaire Wanted Poster status on the loose again.

No big deal.

WE SHOULD BE OK.

You better mention the mens now, Robin.

Catch me shouting 'Frreee Wanniii!' when she talked about setting the mens free to the sea, where they belong.

Me but w Croc, ngl

I imagine you recognised LOTR, but this is probably well, truly and comfortably before ya'll's time.

I forgive you.

me having pants problem

At any rate, the boys are back!

The BoYs R BaCk iN ToWn

In sepia, no less. So classy. Much WoW.

I feel robbed of a sepia Bugs though!!

Ahhhh~

Clownboi gets a dramatic full colour we haven't seen.

Me over here, rubbing Croc's shoulders like, don't be upset. Nobody thinks you're the clown's errand boy. Nobody. I promise.

I AM FINE.

I am completely NORMAL about them.

WHEEZES. Me @ing Croc: See??????? Nobody is buying it. Not even sticks-for-brains over here.

I love how Luffy is always like. 110% unto the plot. But then everyone is like "oh Luffy…"

He's so adorkable, I wanna adopt him.

Benji needs a big brother anyway!

And we aren't asking Law to babysit, omfg. He'd probably let her smoke weed or something. SHE'S TEN.

ARGH, I hate getting cock-teased about Luffy's true/secret/actual dream cccccccmonnnn tell me???

But it's probably the end all, be all, plot line. We can't be far off now. How much more, 2 years? 3 years? We're getting there.

I've said it before and I am saying it again - the One Piece is freedom.

The kind of freedom only a ship and the wide open sea can provide, literally or otherwise.

THAT is Luffy's dream.

To be free, and to bring freedom to everyone else.

Just like Roger did.

That notion is as old as the age of piracy itself, mind. And isn't that what the manga calls it, the "great age of piracy"?

Freedom.

I am telling you:

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Crocverse is VERY GOOD and everyone who doesn't agree is a coward and a fool

Listen, you can hate crocs all you want, but let’s look at what we have for the Crocverse so far: 

Sokka as a chaotic bi who regularly wears Hawaiian shirt + croc combos

Iroh having his own collection of comfy shoes. Ranging from sensible croc loafers to rainbow crocs (which he started wearing to support his nephew) 

Iroh being a caring croc shop seller who wants you to find just the right crocs that will make you happy 

Zuko hating crocs with a passion but putting up with them for Iroh’s sake but “Uncle I am drawing the line at neon pink crocs, do NOT wear those in public”

Jeong Jeong as the resident cryptic antique store owner who is just pissed that the vibe of the strip mall was ruined with a fucking croc store of all things 

Iroh trying to befriend Jeong Jeong anyway because he’s just delighted that he has a business neighbor his age who he can play pai sho with 

Sokka being the local menace that just hangs out in Jeong Jeong’s store all the time and gets yelled at for touching everything all the goddamn time 

Sokka waltzing into Jeong Jeong’s antique store with a pair of brand new neon turquoise crocs and JJ losing his mind because Sokka might be a menace, but he’s his menace and he can’t believe this betrayal 

But it’s okay, because Zuko ends up hanging out in Jeong Jeong’s antique store and complains about crocs all the time, which is just food for JJ’s soul 

Sokka going almost bankrupt over these terrible shoes 

Because he is addicted to them, but what really keeps bringing him back is the cute emo croc shop employee 

Iroh catches onto this and gives Sokka a gift card for the local Olive Garden so he can take Zuko on a date 

Zuko shows up to the date with his hair gelled and in a button down shirt 

Sokka shows up to the date in his fancy Hawaiian shirt and a pair of blue crocs with heart jibbitz