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askdawnandvern · 5 years ago

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Zach: I imagine most of us are gonna be listin' off foods Ma made fer us growin' up.

Xavier: Perhaps. I of course will be torn, as I've got Mom and Gingersnaps cooking to contend with.

Malcolm: Now, now, I won't get offended iffin' y'all choose somethin' yer Momma makes over me. I fer one, love my Ma's strawberry shortcake. And despite my best efforts, I can't get mine to taste as good as her's does.

Xavier: I've tasted both, and honestly the taste exactly the same. Wonderful, but the same.

Malcolm: Nah, mine is lackin' somethin' I can't figure out.

Xavier: It sounds to me like it's simply in your mind dear. I think the only reason your mother's version tastes better to you is because your mother made it. That's the only actual difference.

Malcolm: *Shrugs* I guess maybe...unless she's hidin' an ingredient from me. *Chuckles*

Xavier: Well, since you were the first to go Honey, you may as well finish up with what is your favorite thing to make.

Malcolm: Ooh... Askin' a chef that is like askin' a parent who their favorite pup is! *Chuckles* I mean, it's just so hard to choose. Workin' the kitchen can be exhaustin' at times, but cookin' is my passion, so almost everythin' I make is fun. Whether it's somethin' like pan-seared trout, crab meat burgers, Forb tortellini, er chocolate tortes, there's a fun aspect to all of it.

Xavier: And the smell is sublime.

Zach: I can imagine...livin' downwind of that kitchen has gotta be purty stellar.

Xavier: It certainly is, but I'm there for my Gingersnap. The scent of delicious food is merely a small perk. That said, my personal favorite food of his would be the pan-seared butter garlic trout he mentioned earlier. It's truly phenomenal.

Malcolm: Dern tootin'...*Laughs*

Xavier: And as to not leave Mother out, I absolutely love her Prench Toast.

Wade: *Laughs* Now that makes two of us there! Mhh-Mhh! That stuff sticks to yer ribs and makes y'all so warm and toasty inside. Perfect way to start out a Mornin'...specially iffin' ya work in tundratown...

Xavier: As for what my favorite thing to make is...well...a glass of water. Because I literally can't make anything more complex than that without causing an accident.

Yuri & Ada: *Cackling*

Wade: As fer me...well, Ma's Prench Toast is about all I took the time to learn before leavin' home. And while I can't go makin' it before every shift, it's purty easy and relaxin' to make when ya got the time.

Giselle: You lot are going to laugh at me, but keep in mind I didn't name this food item, it's just what we call it.

Wade: Spotted dick? *Stifles a chuckle*

Giselle: *Sighs*

Zach, Trenton, Ulric, Qali,: *Struggling to stifle laughter.

Ada & Yuri: Cackling louder.

Yuri: Oh-Oh mam' *Wipes a tear from his eye* T-That's...wow...Wade, if she's sayin' yer junk is spotted y'all may want to see a doctor.

Wade: Har, har, har. It's a warm raisin cake...with...*Stifles chuckle* with a very unfortunate name.

Xavier: *Sigh* I'm surrounded by puppies.

Giselle: *blushing* M-moving on, I like making ginger snaps with me mom, but I don't much make them by meself.

Yuri: Why, too busy handlin' the spotted dick while your with my brother? *Cackles*

Wade: Alright Yuri, Why don't you tell us about your favorite food then.

Yuri: oh that's easy, skillet bass filets in oil. Fun to catch, fun to cook, especially when camping.

Zach: Ain't that what gramps used to make when we were camping with him.

Yuri: Yessir. learned how to do it straight from the old wolf himself.

Ada: I'll give my Mookie dat, it is pretty good. But I tink I prefer mudder Hunta's stuffed toikey. Dat lady knows how to cook a boid I tells ya. Mhh...My muzzle's waterin' just tinkin' bout it.

Zach: Ooh...yeah that's hard to top. And Ma rarely gets a chance to make it too..

Ada: As for makin'? Well I don't really 'make' anyting. At least nuttin' more complex den sandwiches and slice and bake cookies...which I guess can be 'fun'.

Zach: That's alright...I don't exactly cook much myself, and neither does my kitten.

Vanna: I'm not really...great at cooking.

Zach: At least you ain't Xavey bad Darlin'...

Xavier: I should be offended...but I can't argue facts...

Zach: As fer my favorite food, probably Ma's pumpkin pancakes.

Vanna: I have a soft sport for the roasted corn...n-not that the pancakes and pies aren't amazing. But it's really easy to make...and you can eat so many and still not feel full.

Zach: *Chuckles* Between me and my kitten, we can probably wipe out about half Ma's cornfield per season by ourselves.

Trenton: Iffin' I was still livin' there, I imagine the three of us would wipe out the feild. *chuckles* Still, I think my favorite food has to be Ma's chicken and dumplin' stew.

Wade: Oh yeah, how could I forget! Mhh...that stuffs amazing!

Trenton: Talk about food that sticks to yer ribs. And it's easy to make too...although my favorite thing to make is probably gingerbread foxes...

Qali: You just like it because we make them together...*Giggles*

Trenton: O'course, what's more fun that bakin' treats with my Snowball?

Qali: *Blushes* *Giggling*I'm still partial to my Dad's hot chocolate recipe. It's so good, and it's got this hint of spices that just warm you right up. Of course, Gingerbread foxes are my favorite thing to bake for the same reason my Trenny likes them. *Giggles*

Audrey: Well aint this conversation makin' me blush...Almost makin' me tear up with how much y'all boys care about yer Ma's cookin'.

Dorian: Well it is the best I've ever had Darlin'. *Chuckles* Course y'all know that.

Audrey: Sure do. Iffin' it weren't fer my Ma passin' her pumpkin pie recipie down to me well, teeht to tails, I just don't know how I woulda pulled in a handsome wolf like y'all.

Dorian: Y'all know that pie ain't the only reason I tithed ya Darlin'. It may be a purty good pie, but I prefer yer 'other' pie given the choice.

Audrey: *Slaps Dorian playfully* Dori!

Hunter boys: Ewww....C'mon now...

Dorian: Alright, the pumpkin pie is my favorite if I'm strictly playin' by the rules here. Although I prefer makin' the corn myself.

Audrey: I enjoy making and eatin' the pie the most. Although I think I enjoy makin' the pie so much because of all the memories it was attached to. I made so many pies with Dori, my sons, my daughter-in-laws...and now I got daughters and grandpups ahead of me to share that time with...*Sighs warmly* It's really the memories that make it the most fun fer me.

Yuri: Welp, I guess that's everyone...

Zach: Yer fergettin' Ully and Honey...

Yuri: On purpose. Do we really want to hear Ully's favorite food? It's probably some real gross stuff...like canned pepper garbage.

Ulric: Hey! I'll have you know K-9 Rations are really tasty!

Yuri: What I tell ya!

Honey: Being someone who's primary income is streaming, I've done a lot of 'unboxing' videos, and a good portion of that was food packages. So I've gotten a chance to taste some pretty wild and interesting foods from all over Animalia.

Yuri: Hmm...well now ya got me a little interested. I figured ya'll would just be on the same page as Ully.

Ulric: Unfortunately Honey doesn't fear the mind control drugs they seed into most manufactured food! Thank goodness she's willing to take the purity supplements I give her to clean them out.

Zach: 'Purity' supplements?

Honey: *whispers* It's just questionable vitamin capsules. I generally throw them out.

Zach: Ah.

Honey: That said, I think the best thing I've ever tasted was “Giraffa Cakes” from Roarope. Mhh....little spongey cookies with a chocolate covering and just a touch of orangey goodness. Really great stuff.

Giselle: Ooh! I love those too! Those are probably my second favorite treat!

Yuri: What was the first again?

Giselle: Spo-.

Wade: Don't!

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