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eustassslut · 2 years ago

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Hi, I was so excited when I read Noe, Haikei and Oscar hcs😍 you wrote them so good!! Could you please do more headcanons about other crewmembers? Some about the new ones that we discovered recently maybe🙈

it would be my pleasure, i chose 4 named background members who i really like the designs of. if anyone wants me to write any for other Kid Pirates, you can find a list of the named Kid Pirates here!

Hip:

Really good at cutting hair but charges outrageous fees to cut the crew's hair

You get hair cuts for half price and kisses though

Loves photography and always carries a camcorder

Takes the most artistic photos of you and her

One of Kid's most trusted crew members

She can read the crew's emotions incredibly well, including Killer

The queen of self confidence who will encourage you to be yourself

Joined the Kid Pirates in the early days, around the same time as Heat

Into being choked and choking you

Really likes hip-hop music

Likes watching crime documentaries

Would marry you on the spot if you took her to a hip-hop concert

Owns a large crystal collection

Has probably used her swords in the bedroom at least once, no clue how but she has

Regularly trains with Killer and has a similar fighting style to him

Collects rose quartz in different shapes and sizes to give you for special occasions

Helps Killer cook for the crew and specialises in breakfast food

Also makes really good smoothies

If you have boobs, she'll be obsessed with them and loves giving you hickeys on them

She calls her hands your second bra

Leans towards a Y2K or grunge fashion aesthetic

Defiantly would be a kpop stan but specifically 2NE1, Big Bang and Block B

Boogie:

Very emotional and regularly cries over small things

Anything you do for him and special occasions with you will make him tear up

His favourite type of music is electro funk/post disco music

Loves going clubbing

Switch with a sub lean

He secretly wants to be pegged

Massive feminist and regularly beats up catcallers on the street

He's super protective of the female members of the crew when they dock at new islands

Always hugging you or holding your hand

Pussydrunk 24/7

Will hold your drink for you and attack anyone who tries to spike you

Enjoys watercolour painting

His wanted poster photo is the most cursed thing ever

Super whiny and very loud during sex

Defiantly chants about how much he loves you whilst you top him

Also chants it when he tops, his mind just goes blank and it's all he can think about

Makes the nicest hot chocolate and refuses to let anyone know how he makes it

Really good at chess

Has the perfect proposal for you mapped out in his head

Cannot cook or bake, he burns everything

Can play electric guitar

Likes horror manga and novels

Mosh

Really likes going to concerts and gigs with you

Lets you sit on his shoulders or picks you up so you can see better

One of the oldest members of the crew

Gives you piggyback rides

Is learning to sew from Quincy

Likes restraining you using handcuffs

You can't used handcuffs on him though because he breaks them super easily

Runner up for most hair gel used, after Haikei and Oscar

Once voted as one of the worst dressed crew members by more than half the crew

Massive size kink, really likes how he's so much taller than you

Likes crime documentaries and watches them with Hip

Swears so often that Dive made a swear jar to stop it (it's not working)

Has over 500 hours logged on the Sims

Enjoys embroidery

Makes good milkshakes, his favourite flavour is vanilla

Once made you both in the Sims and had them get married, as well as have children to see what they'd look like

Super cocky and confident in the bedroom but he's very dedicated to making you feel good

Defiantly the type to mock you when you beg him though

Enjoys writing (poems, short stories and crime stories)

Super supportive of anything you do or are thinking about doing

Quincy:

Has a large makeup and nail polish collection that the crew all regularly use

She'll do your makeup and nails for you everyday if you want

Big fan of white wine

Loves going thrifting and has the ability to make even the most ugly pieces look amazing

The crew's equivalent of a personal stylist, she keeps them from dressing more ridiculous than they normally do

Always saves the nicest items she finds to give to you

Likes being on top and telling you what to do

The crew see her as a mother figure

Looks out for Dive a lot, their relationship would be like Robin and Chopper's

Her favourite Disney movies are all the Alice In Wonderland ones

Her favourite character is the Red Queen

Very into orgasm control and overstimulation, both for herself and you

Thinks you look very attractive when you orgasm

Used to be a model before she joined the crew and sometimes gets people asking her for autographs

Addicted to making out with you and leaving her lipstick on your face

Has an American accent, but specifically from New York or LA

Mommy kink

Can speak French and Italian

Her favourite food is jam tarts, preferably with raspberry jam

Has a thing for thigh high socks and body harnesses

Regularly spits in your mouth

Her second favourite food is croissants

She can make really nice jam

Wants a poodle

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