#y'all i'm super rusty oh my god

[robbiefischer]

Iiiiiiiii'm doing a thing.

[thecluelessdoctor]

*sigh*

I'm going to be talking about a game today.

For now, we won't be talking about the things happening with the creator. Only the game. I've been wanting to talk about this game for a while, but haven't had the guts to due to the creator and the horrible things she and her husband have done.

Today I'm going to be talking about the game Your Boyfriend. Yup. T h a t o n e

Like I said, for this post we will only talk about the game. Nothing on the creators because I don't believe it is my place. If you want to know about it, I suggest this video

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Again, we will ONLY be talking about the game.

So, trigger warnings: obsessive love disorder, ranting, you boyfriend game, murder, etc.

So without further adue, let us proceed.

So if you don't know what YBG is, YBG is a visual novel horror game about a man who is obsessed romantically and sexually with you the player.

The man will be referred to as Peter seeing how that's his name- anyway.

First, let me say I've only seen up to day 2- or whatever day He kidnaps you. Yeah he does that. So my summary might not be accurate

So the game begins with you being at the park, your favorite spot. Here you meet Peter who claims to be your boyfriend. You can either go with it, or not. Your choice.

I haven't seen a playthrough in a while, so this is rusty. You later go to a flower store and meet him again, reaching for the same rose you are. He's like 'oh sorry' and you can react negatively or positively. Reacting negatively will make him hold the rose super right he bleeds.

Anyway the day ends with him at your window. Spooky/sarc.

Already right off the this sucks. But we ain't done we have day two.

In day two you go to your job, and you meet TK, your fellow employee, and someone who has romantic feeling for you.

During your job you see Peter again. Again being able to react negatively or positively, each ending in a different reaction. If you act positively, he'll walk you home, in which Dom..? I think, your landlord says your roommate hasn't been paying their share and might need to be kicked out. Peter offers to live with you with sexual intentions. If you agree your roommate will appear and be pissy.

Now if you react negatively, go finish your shift and go home, your roommate, Lucy is her name, noticing you look distraught. You two get high or drink, I don't remember, and I think y'all end up fucking.

Now here is where the next part comes into play, where you have a horrible headache or smt and leave your room to find pills. You see a figure in front of you, and you think it's Lucy and they are offering pills. Before you can react, they are shoved into your mouth and your mouth is covered and you hear Peter say something so forgettable that I don't care.

Nice. This game STINKS.

Not only does it romanticize a person with obsessive love disorder, it's just not scary!!! Yes the concept is truly horrifying, seeing how it's something that has, and does happen!! But this game treats it like us haha silly. And it's like. FUCK NO.

This game HAD potential.

Let's also talk about the style of the game- the visual novel style.

This style is only good for horror Under VERY specific circumstances. It needs to be done right, and holy hell does this game not do it right. It's terrible. The game just tells you the thing to fear outright or shows you completely. There isn't any FEAR here. It's not SCARY. Orginally when I first learned of the game, I was pretty young, but I still had my obsession with psychology, so I thought this game was going to be a psychological horror, and show the fear behind this concept.

BUT NO.

IT JUST THROWS JT AWAY GOD DAMNIT!!! INTO THE BIN!!!

And I HATE how this game claims to be mature for more than the sex themes!! Fuck, bendy and the ink machine, a mascot horror game for 13 plus is scarier than this shit.

Anyway I hate this game <3

[selkiebinch]

pokemon sumo for the fandom ask game if you'd like 👉👈

Okay it's been so long since I played these games, like maybe 8 years ago or so? So I'm a lil rusty

Fave male character - Guzma 😍💖 he's a great new spin on a "villain" type in Pokemon, and his motivations totally make sense. Also, he's a great big brother for his Skullies!

Favorite female character - hmm, I think Professor Burnet? Her design is super fun and I love how she debuted in a pokemon mini game on the 3ds, or was it DSi, I don't remember lol

Also her and Kukui are precious 😍

Plumeria is a bad bish tho and I love her, too

Least favorite character - this may be controversial, idk, but Sophocles always annoyed me 😭😅 I'm glad in PoMa he and Cyrus are friends, that's kind of cute, but him by himself is just annoying and I'm not a fan of his design, despite the fact that hooray plus sized ppl in Pokemon exist! We def need more plus sized designs. I get he's just a kid but I still feel that way

Favorite ship- okay so like. Polycule ship of Burnet and Kukui being married, then Kukui dating Guzma, then Guzma dating Plumeria.

Guzma gets all the love from Plums and Kukui and mellows out post Skull, and Burnet and Kukui keep having their wonderful marriage

Favorite friendship - okay this is def queer coded but!! The MC and Lillie!! I love the journey they go on together and MC helping Lillie open up, very cute and good

Favorite quote- first thing that comes to mind is the very memey Y'ALL ARE STUPID from Guzma LMAO. That rly was a great moment, especially in Pokemon when they don't normally talk like that 😭 there's probably some deep quote that I also would love if I looked it up tho

Worst character death (if any)- this is Pokemon so deaths are just implied but UMM THAT SLOWPOKE ETERNALLY ENCASED IN ICE OMG 😭😭

"this made me so happy you have no idea" moment- COLRESS RETURNING AAAA!! My mans!! Also I am obsessed with the "I am wanted in Unova for war crimes" meme

Saddest moment- the tragedy of Lillie and Gladion's upbringing?? Oh my God the trauma these kids will have to unpack in therapy.

Also Guzma being so insecure that he let Lusamine's honey-worded manipulation get the better of him and team up with Aether, putting himself and all of Team Skull in danger. And then he cries when he realizes he was just being used omg?????

Favorite location- okay there's so many pretty locations in SuMo but I love the peaceful top of the snowy mountain near their new Pokemon League. 🥺 I remember going there a lot for the Vibes