#y'all i love himmmmmmm���️

[drrav3nb]

BRET "THE HITMAN" HART Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows (WWE Legends: Documentary)

[midnightmah07]

HE'S SOOOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEJDHEIDHDKBDJDHDIDHSISHSJSJ SOBS HELPPPPPP I LOVE HIMMMMMMM

Y'all I love my life I really do

[xstarkillerx]

Ok so I know you guys like Sleazy uncle Brian but can I guage the room on older brother Brian? I'll leave it up to y'all to interpret "brother" in whatever way works for you but I love himmmmmmm, all versions of HIMMMM he's very special to me🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Like I love uncle bri, but more often than not I gravitate toward calling Dom uncle because he's just got massive Tio vibes, whereas Bri gives me "only home on holidays, walks around the house in boxers with bedhair scratching his stomach at the fridge, all your friends had crushes on him growing up, which he entertained every once in a while because it was amusing and you've got some cute friends and it kills you knowing he would go for girls your age because somehow you're still off limits." Because face it it's Canon that he likes younger girls, Mia was literally a college student. UGH anywayyyyyyy

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

Theres an event going where we searchin for these particular stones and of course ur guy is the first one to be on board☝️

AWAAAAAAAA HEHEHEHEHUHSHEUS HES SO CUTEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHEE he will attend a mineral convention if he heard of one ABAHBSEHHDHHS MAN HE'S SO GOOFY I LOVE HIMMMMMMM 💥💥💥 i love how he says we gotta find these FACINATING stones ok y'all we need to grab that pretty stone alright‼️‼️mwa.

[literaphobe]

I love yours and your anons mcc posting, y'all make me laugh!!!

pete just won HITW round 1 and purpled was second PETE IM ON MY HANDS AND FUCKING KNEES DEFEAT HIM DEFEAT HIMMMMMMM

[tellywoodtrash]

shaadi mubarak 30.09.20 lb

every time tarun is on screen:

honestly, he reminds me of that dude in halahal who was shouting at shiv to sell the clinic and then had a BP episode. why lord why won't he just drop like that dude?

anyway blah blah blah no1 curr about your stupid “challenge”, bitch.

this asshole tarun is honestly the most disrespectful wretch that i have ever encountered in my years of ITV watching. like 4 lions men at least redeem themselves with how they are with the people they really care about, but this hateful bitch? nope, zero redeeming qualities to him. none what-so-fucking-ever.

EXCUSE ME BUASAA AND PHUPASAA WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING HERE WATCHING THIS SHIT? Y'ALL CAME ALL THE WAY FROM PUSHKAR FOR WHAT EXACTLY?????

“thaare jaise kapoot ko paida karne ke liye nau mahine pait mein rakhna pada, business kaiyya ho jayega? na na, thaare ko toh samajh hi na hai business ki, tu toh rehne hi de.” every time kusum opens her mouth, he murders tarun in cold blood, and i'm honestly here for it.

juhi and sumedh also jumping into ring and telling tarun to fuck right off to the 7th circle of hell that he came from.

oh preeti why are you pulling juhi back?????? ulta i need sumedh, kajal, and aastha to hold tarun down, so kusum and juhi can fuckkkkkkkkk himmmmmmm up.

thank god, she didn't agree to the challenge.

lmaooooo his face when she refused to engage with his bachkaani nonsense.

OMG SACHCHI???? TU HAMESHA KE LIYE CHUP RAHEGA??????? YOU PROMISE???? GOD PROMISE???? YEH TOH WIN-WIN SITUATION HAI, NA CHALLENGE LO, NA ISS MANHOOS KI BAATEIN SUNO. POORA UDAIPUR/INDIA/SANSAAAAR WILL BE THANKFUL FOR IT FOREVER.

my god what a spoiltttttttttt fucking brat i hate him so much.

LMAO I AM KUSUM, WITH THAT SASSY 'BITCH IMMA CUT YOU’ SMIRK.

FINALLY BUAASAA HAS WOKEN UP FROM HER MINI COMA.

kusum sees rightttttttt through alll your bs, son. you can fuck right off, thanks.

lol tarun's greatest foe is kusum, she shoots down each and every single one of his nonsensical ideas with logic and sass.

GOD BUAASAAA FUCK RIGHT OFFFFFFFFF.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh manzoor hai. preeti, you're such a pushover.

I AM HONESTLY RELIEVED TO SEE THE TIBREWAL'S AINVAYI KA NAACH GAANA COZ MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SIT THROUGH IN THAT PREVIOUS SCENE.

KT really be the rudra of this house, drinking hot chocolate and all.

omg stfu momma bear. you don't know shit.

KT saa about to school mom.

BACHCHE ARE MOST CERTAINLY BEGHAIRAT. IDK WHY ANYONE HAS KIDS, IT SEEMS LIKE THE MOST THANKLESS JOB IN THE WORLD. CERTAINLY DON'T GET GOOD ROI ON IT. AND I’M SPEAKING AS A BACHCHA MYSELF. I CAN’T STAND MY OWN BEGHAIRAT ASS, AND I’M NOWHERE NEAR AS TERRIBLE AS MOST TELLYWOOD MEN.

idk how kusum is letting tarun stand in her house, dripping all over the place. fucking gross.

hein? 25 days to diwali? diwali toh mid-november mein hain. this show is happening in the future?

i am sumedh, barely holding on to the shreds of my control.

this fucking nonsense buasaa is the worst, and the reason for all this bs. i hate you, you regressiveass old bat.

KT still giving KKHH-worthy speech on maa. arre samajh gaye na.

this momma bear is a little too involved in things she should let her adult son handle on his own. KT is right to look disturbed.

oh no, kusum's back in the phone!!!! NOOOOOO COME BAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

omg i loveeeeeeeee preeti's sari soooooo much. good lord, i would dieeeeee for such a gorgeous outfit. just look at how amazing it looks on her complexion.

lmao kusum still mad at preeti for taking up the challenge.

“uski zabaan bandh hoti toh achcha hi hota, kaunse uske mooh se rasgulle ki chaashni tapakti rehti hai?” snort.

ouff preeeeti why you gotta be Mother India 2020 (h/t @fromthemindofpan​)

lmaoooooooo kusum saying tarun sharpens his tongue and then comes over to their place.

tameez is as foreign a concept to tarun as a low-carb diet is to me.

“ladoongi toh main, par meri talwaar bhi aap aur dhaal bhi aap [...] agar aap ka saath hai, toh jeet jaaongi.” asdflkjdslfkjdslk i love nothing more in this worldddddd than the pure bond between two womennnnnnnnnn.

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ok i'm no longer laughing at rati's bs.

[bellathechildbitch]

Hi,its very nice to see you again.!I was wondering if I could get an matchup(Bnha,Slashers &DL)?Im a 5"4,female,kinda chubby,bi(prefrence for guys) and INFP.Im usually the kind of bake sale mom friend who is kinda overprotectiv.I have had experience where people would call me a manipulator or a liar and I dont want to experience it again therefor I am sometimes more nice than I should be.(1/2)-❤

I match you with....

Bakugo

💥As I was thinking about this I realized you and bakugo have so much in common 👀 our little boom boom boy love your height... Which means he will tease you! In a good way...

💥He may be a bitch buttt he loves you. When be hears people calling you a manipulator he will go ballistic on them. He will protect you no matter the cost

💥When you do have your episodes he will be there with you all the time. He will get anything you need/want. Bakugo just doesn't want to see you sad :(

💥 Surprisingly Baku boi likes to bake as well. But if you tell any of his friends he will be so flustered >:(

💥I feel like if you taught Bakugo origami he would get mad and end if ripping the paper up. But if ya tell him to calm that faq down and tell him to try again. Only knows how to make a paper swan

💥If you do need to practice doing make up ... Hes your little practice dummy

💥He will get very blushie... But when you are done he would say it looks stupid but 👉👈 he actually likes it

💥 Bakugo is and interesting species but he will love and adore you even tho he has a bitchy attitude he's a teddy bear 😤😊

Jason

🔪Stabby baby man

🔪Okay let's just say your guy's height difference 😍 smol bby and tol bby

🔪Let be honest if I shipped you with any other slasher and they heard someone call you a manipulator or a lier they won't be um... Alive anymore 😒 just a quick blow with his machete to the head they will be sleeping ... Forever

🔪You being clingy and him being clingy is just great. When jason ain't Killin them teenagers y'all will be cuddling 😊

🔪Even tho he doesn't speak... Like at all... He will back you up in your arguments. And if the person you are arguing with tell ya ur wrong he will flash his machete at them just as a little "warning"

🔪sjsjdk if you cry Jason will start crying too :( he hates seeing you sad

🔪But when ya have your bad days he will be there for you. He will take you on a walk around the lake if it would help you. But when he isn't with you and ur having a bad day he left you a few presents on your night stand (like little flowers, or jewellery from victims. DONT WORRY JASON WASHES THEM BEFORE GIVING THEM TO YOU) those presents are like him saying "I know I might not be there at the moment but I want to remind you that I love you and you can get through this" :')

🔪Pls pls Plsssss bake for this baby. He will be so happy with anything you bake for him 🙏 don't let him help you.... He will not likely burn like a spoon or some shit

🔪Jason adores your makeup skills. But this bby is to shy to let you do ur makeup on him 👉👈 he is insecure about his face. Give him time and he will let you eventually

🔪Sigh. Y'all would be so god damn cute together 😭 I personally ship you with himmmmMMM

Azusa

🦇Sigh.... This bby

🦇He relates to you emotionally and mentally. As you might know his childhood wasn't the greatest... And left a mental scar. But him seeing you get called those stupid names makes him mad. Azusa couldn't stand up for himself back then but he finds the courage to stick up for you and protect you. 😭😍

🦇At times depression overcomes Azusa and he gets name called or harassed. And you standing up for him makes him feel worthy. Worthy of being your Significant Other.

🦇He agrees with everything you say. And when you get political he will be there cheering you on

🦇When you do have your bad days. Of course he will think it's his fault and will offer you to hurt him but when he realizes it's not his fault he will cuddle you and never let you go. He so scared of losing you:(

🦇He likes your origami skills. He most likely will keep every piece you made 👉👈

🦇Enjoys watching you do your make up. But he won't let you do it on him. He doesn't want to be teased by his brothers :(

🦇ummm baking would... Be a bit... Hectic. azusa would most likely burn himself of purpose and then you would have to watch him and it just crazy. but he would die for your baked goods 😍

🦇In general he's good emotional and physically for ya! Just... Watch him sometimes we don't need our baby hurting himself...

(IM SORRY I PROMISED TO DO THIS YESTERDAY BUT MY POWER WENT OUT BECAUSE OF A WIND STORM >:( I DIDNT GET MY WIFI BACK UNTIL LIKE 3 AM !! IM SO SORRYYYYYYYYY 😭🙏 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. IT MIGHT SEEM I WAS JUST BEING LAZY BUT I SWEAR EVERYTIME I TRIED TO WRITE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. :( BUT I HOPED YOU ENJOYED!? 🥺)

[duskythesomething]

boyfriend thinks that my happy flapping is cute, i have to keep him forever now

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 21.03.17 lb

happy nowruz y'all! may the year bring you lots of sunshine and sweetness. 💗💗💗

poor anika. girllllllllllll, stop being insecureeee. trust the Intuition™. 🙁🙁🙁

my man here still looking 🔥🔥🔥 in black. 

but coat toh utaar deta, bro. itni der se pehen ke rakha hua hai... 😕😕😕

i mean, it’s officially summer in india, and if you took your shirt off too while you were at it... 🙃🙃🙃 wouldn’t be the most unusual thing to do, y’know??? JUST SAYIN’. not that i have ANY vested interest in the matter. 👅👅👅💦💦💦

ouff, he’s so fucking yellllllyyyyyyy. 😣😣😣

LMAO THIS 2 RS WAALA CABIN AND ITS STOOPIDASS SECURITY SYSTEM 🙄🙄🙄

me watching the two shivaays like... 

wow, shivaay got some airbender kinda skillz (i think. i’ve never watched that show and am just assuming...) but with useless room decoration waale pebbles. 😐😐😐

why do they keep showing us the contact lens flashback??? we KNOWWWWW this is fake!shivaay. 😒😒😒

lmaooooo every time “ulhas” says “MUMMAYYYYYYY”, god adds 10 minutes to my lifespan. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

could we just take the costume budget of this fucking show away and give it to the VFX department please??? they really need it. they seem to be still working on some jankyass windows 98 type systems. 😭😭😭

meanwhile captain obvious here is just talking to himself, stating things we figured out like 10 minutes ago. MAKE A MOVE ON BRUH. 

AT THIS RATE, ULHAS AND ANIKA GOING TO HAVE NON-KANJI EYED BABIES WHO CALL ANIKA “MUMMAAAY” BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT. 😑😑😑

of course shakti is as useless as always. EARN YOUR KEEP AROUND HERE, MAN!!!! 😤😤😤

ouffffff, idiot. this room is mostly empty allllll day, why don’t you do this then????? 😩😩😩

anika Knows™. 😯😯😯

oufffff, aiwaiiiiii ka drama aur time waste. 🙄🙄🙄

SHAKTI YOU’RE THE FUCKING WORST. 😒😒😒

ULHAS YOU IDIOT.  WHY WOULD YOU PICK THE MOST OBVIOUS FUCKING PLACE... 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

fake!shivaay is as bad at hide and seek as real!shivaay. 😂😂😂

“kya karoon kya karoon kya karoon?? SAANS ROK LETA HOON!”

why, you dipshit, does holding your breath make you invisible???? 😒😒😒

LMAO HE’S LEGIT LIKE A CHILD PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK 😄😄😄

oh boy, anika and rudra are on the case. beta ulhas, tera toh gangaram hona hai, aaj nahi toh kal. 😬😬😬

“i am smartttttt. beryyyyyy smart. khidki khuli zara, zara parda sarak gaya. haaaaye!”

OMFG HE’S SUCH A GHAATI NAUTANKIBAAZ!!!! I LOVE HIMMMMMMM. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

idk about you guys, but to me ulhas >>>>> shivaay. anyone who knows the 90s govinda classics is a winner in my book. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omggggggg the way these two idiots are screaming, the real!shivaay willl be able to hear them, wherever he is. 😒😒😒

how’s he coming from that side? as far as i’ve seen there, there no door in the kitchen from the outside??? 🤔🤔🤔

“EKDUM JHAKAAAAAAAS” 

*facepalm* there goes anyyyyyy semblance of being convincing as shivaay. 😑😑😑

“BHAIYYA ANIL KAPOOR BAN GAYE!!!!!!! DIKHAANA!” *pulls on kurta to check on shivaay’s body hair situation” 

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

that’s the lamest excuse i’ve everrrrrrrr heardddd, but ok. 😗😗😗

“yeh log business-vusiness bhi karte hai, ya saara din gale hi milte rehte hai???”

on one hand, stoppp complaining about being loved/hugged too much, you weirdo. 😒😒😒 on the other, snorttttt. 😆😆😆

why did he throw the soap with the key impressions away???? doesn’t he need it???? 🤔🤔🤔

OMG WHO PICKED IT UP???????? WHAT’S HAPPENING?!!?!?!?! IT’S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE! SOMEONE MALE! 😟😟😟

who in the house could it be? i can only think of tej... 😕😕😕

“ab woh kameeniji ke rishtedaar is 2 crore ki jewelry pehenke NAACHE, GAAYE, NAHAAYE, meri bala se” lmaoooooooo pinkyyyyyyyyyy 😂😂😂

fuck you dadi, stop rebuking pinkyyyyyy. she’s telling the truth!!! 😠😠😠

“mere khayaal se, billu bilkul pagal ho chuka hai.”

you mean MORE SO than usual, right? coz real!Billu was pretty messed up in the head to start with, thanks to all you crazies and what you put him through on an hourly basis. 😕😕😕

i love when pinky hates on the randhawas. she speaks what i think. 😂😂😂

ULHAS YOU ARE SO SHADYYYYYY. ZERO POKER FACE. 🙄🙄🙄

“anika ji” and her Awareness™ are noting down ALL OF THIS. 😗😗😗

did ulhas have to undergo intensive cooking classes before he was sent in for this mission??? 🤔🤔🤔

this shady fucker has put something in the food, hasn’t he? HASN’T HE? 😟😟😟

“prinku pehelwan” awwwwww, we haven’t heard that nickname in forever! 😊😊😊

IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE WHO’S SENT THIS GUY IN. OTHERWISE HOW COULD THEY KNOW SUCHHHHH TINY DETAILS? 😫😫😫

OR THE KAPOORS! 😧😧😧

yepppp, he’s fucked with the food for sureeeeeeee. 😶😶😶

“yeh zamaana hi hai ulhasnagar ke duplicate maal ka.”

lolololol. 😂😂😂

ok, he used the word “bana”. which is more... rajasthani than maharashtrian. WHERE IS THIS DUDE EVEN FROM?? 🤔🤔🤔

the fact that ulhas is focusing on fucking with pinky mummaay is sure sign that he’s been planted by kameeni. but my question is, does he have a personal vendettaaaa against her tooo? 😟😟😟