#y'all can and should rb this to spread info

[vadergf]

I know this is not the best place to do this but I looked everywhere on the Internet and couldn’t find a good answer. Could you please explain the farmer’s laws and why they’re protesting? Because my parents keep saying the laws are positive.

Hey so I could go into a huge list of laws but I did find a simplified video that explained it super precisely ⬇️⬇️

Also:

Most of my information was taken from other instagram accounts because traditional media is not covering the reasons.

If you're on Instagram, I suggest you follow @fuckbjp and @yugma_network. They post almost daily detailed updates on the protests.

Hope this helped nonnie.

[ruelpsen]

Commission Info!!!

STATUS: OPEN

Due to life being... well, life, I decided a while back that I want to start taking burp audio comms. Keep reading to get specifics on what I can do!

(And feel free to rb to spread the word!)

PRICING, PAYMENT, AND POSTING

$12 for 2 minutes, plus $4 for each additional minute (so a 5 minute audio would be $24, for example)

Requests can be made through DMs or the ask box (anon or not). When I can, I will respond to each request to say whether or not I'll be able to fulfill it. Once an audio is recorded and ready, I will share an update saying so. At that point you can pay via c4sh4pp ($ruelpsen) and the audio will then be posted as soon as possible! Or DM me and we can work out another payment option. (R.I.P. the tip feature, you made this so much easier!)

Hopefully the above process makes it easy to ensure that both parties are getting what they're looking for. I don't want to get stiffed on payment for a custom request, and I know y'all don't want to feel like I'm not delivering should life get in the way and create big gaps between payment and receiving the final product.

Speaking of the final product, all will be posted as audios on this blog, just as I have done previously. That does mean that you (as the commissioner) and you alone do not have sole access to it- rather, think of yourself as having a bigger creative role in what I do for a given recording.

Have any questions after reading this post? Feel free to send me an ask or message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

WILL DO

Things that I am more than comfortable including in an audio include:

Burping (ofc)

Stomach noises

Moaning and sighing

Stuffing- and/or bloating-fueled burping

WON'T DO

Things that I will NOT do are as follows:

Talking (privacy is important to me, sorry not sorry)

Farting (not my thing)

Burping on command/forced burping (I would do it if I could but unfortunately I cannot)

Anything bordering too close to illness/emeto territory

MIGHT DO?

See something you want not listed above? Shoot me a message or an ask and I'll let you know if I can do it or not, and also add it to the lists above.