#y’all are so annoying and showing ur asses

[lovesturni0l0s]

FLUFFMAS DAY 16: pranking Chris

After losing a bet to Matt you have to prank Chris all day

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a/n: I hope I did ur request justice! Literally was so sad for Chris, this poor baby I just wanna hug him

dividers by the lovely @bernardsbendystraws

“Matt, do I seriously have to do this?” I asked him, “Yup, a bet’s a bet. Plus I think it’ll be funny.” He laughed. “No he’s gonna be crushed and think I don’t love him anymore!” I argued, “We both know he’ll get over in two seconds, he’s whipped.” Matt reassured me.

I had lost a bet to Matt and as punishment I had to mess with Chris all day, ignoring him, wiping off his kisses, trying to sleep on the couch, things like that. I knew Matt was right and the second I told him it was a prank he’d be fine, but I felt awful at the thought of him doubting my love.

I had come over early this morning, at Matt’s request, while Chris was still sleeping because Matt knew that normally I would go lay with Chris till he woke up. Matt, Nick, and I sat on the couch watching a show for over an hour while we waited for Chris to finally come upstairs.

“Dude I’m fucking starving” we heard Chris grumble as he made it to the top of the stairs, stopping in surprise when he saw me between Nick and Matt. “The fuck? When did you get here baby?” He asked, confused, “Um a little over an hour ago I think.” I said as I checked my phone.

”Oh, why didn’t you come down to my room?” He asked, “No reason” I brushed it off, not fully paying attention to him. “Oh well good morning gorgeous.” He smiled as he leaned down to kiss me, when he stood up I tried to discreeting wipe my lips and if he noticed he didn’t say anything.

”Well, now that I’m up do you want to go get some food?” He asked as he grabbed his shoes, assuming I would say yes. “Just eat something y’all have here, I’m really into this show” I turned him down, his smile faltering. “Ok no worries” He said as he went to rifle through the pantry.

With Chris’s back turned Matt nudged my side, “How long do you think until he breaks?” He whispered, “Hopefully soon, this sucks” I complained quietly. “It’ll be good for him, maybe he won’t be attached to your hip all the time.” Nick joked. Nick wasn’t wrong, we were very close and Chris was very touchy and lovely, but it was one of my favorite things about him, I never doubted how much he loved me.

We continued to watch the show as Chris made his food, bringing it over to the couch, “move ur ass Matt” He said so he could sit next to me, “No you move, I can’t see the TV” Matt complained, lightly kicking Chris’s shin. “Dickhead, I want to sit next to my girlfriend.” Chris said, getting annoyed.

”Too bad, I was here first and I’m comfy” Matt insisted as Chris huffed and sat on the other end of the couch, looking at me, silently asking me to sit with him but I turned my eyes back to the TV.

After a while the boys had to get ready to stream, “You can chill in my room while we stream if you want, my bed isn’t on camera” He said as he got up to throw his trash away, Matt and Nick already in Matt’s room. “I’m chill out here” I dismissed his idea, “Ok well let me know if you need me.” he smiled, kissing me quickly.

”Once again, I wiped my lips, “What I got something on my lip?” He asked, staring at me in confusion, “Nope” I responded. “Then what you wiping off my kiss for?” He asked, “I was just wiping my lip Chris, no big deal” I insisted. “Ok, well I gotta get in there, love you baby” he said as he headed to Matt’s room, “See you in a bit.”

Matt texted that Chris came in all pouty and clearly in a mood and I knew it was because I didn’t say I love you back. All I knew is that I was counting down the hours till this day was over so I could shower Chris in my love.

I went out and got dinner with a friend while the boys streamed, for nearly five hours, and got home just as they were wrapping up. “Holy fuck that was a long stream” Nick sighed as he flopped onto the couch, “Matt we need to order food now I’m fucking starving” He complained as he turned the show back on as they all settled on the couch.

Chris sat down next to me, throwing his arm over my shoulder but I leaned away and towards Nick to watch as he scrolled through DoorDash to find dinner. Eventually they all settled on what to order and we watched the show as they waited, a clear distance between me and Chris on the couch.

They got their food and we ended up binge watching the show for a few hours, Nick and I occasionally yapping dramatically about a scene. Eventually we all got tired and Nick and Matt decided to head to bed after cleaning up their trash. “Yeah I’m beat too, ready to head to bed baby?” Chris asked hopefully as Nick and Matt left.

“Actually I’m just gonna sleep on the couch tonight” I said as I scrolled on my phone, “What?” He asked, his voice breaking. “Look if I did something so awful that you don’t even want to share a bed with me, I’m sorry, but you take my bed I’ll sleep on the couch.” He offered, holding back tears.

“Oh no Baby, you didn’t do anything, I’m so sorry” I said as I rushed over to him, taking his face in my hands. “Then why have you been ignoring me all day?” He asked, “I’m sorry honey, it was stupid fucking prank Matt came up with because I lost a bet. I love you, I’m sorry baby.” I explained as I wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling him close to me.

“So you’re not mad at me? I didn’t do anything?” He sniffled as he wrapped his arms around my waist, resting his head on my shoulder. “Not a thing baby, I promise” I reassured him as I pressed a kiss to his head. “Oh thank god. But please don’t do that again, today sucked” He breathed out as he pulled away.

“No, never again, it killed me to see you so sad” I reassured him, pressing my lips to his, “Now let’s go to bed and you can get all the cuddles and kisses that you want” I promised. “That sounds perfect Ma” he smiled, “Fuck you Matt!” He called, Matt’s laughter heard from his room.

After the long, draining day, Chris fell asleep with a smile, laying on my chest with my hand running through his hair, and everything was right again

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[issacballsac]

“Being Apart of The Sk8 Crew„

Just rewatched Sk8 the infinity and now I wish I had friends so ! Gn reader

Joe | “I wanna marry your abs!”

Y’all would meet your first time at S

Obviously you’d be amazed by his skating and even if u don’t like men he’s hot as hell bro don’t lie

One of two things happens

You A. Run up to him and ask abt his skating techniques and such

Or B. He actually walks up to you to talk about your skating(only if ur good ofc💀)

He’s such a dad

If you’re younger than him he’s constantly trying to sound smart/give you wisdom

Sometimes it’s solid advice the other times it’s pure nonsense

If you like to cook/want to learn he’ll happily teach you

If not he’ll settle for a new taste tester

He would def make jokes all the time

Some genuinely funny

He expects you to laugh at all of them even if it wasn’t funny

He’d appreciate it if you didn’t cock block him like everyone else

Despite being quick to take off his shirt he’s very fashionable and takes pride in his looks obviously

If you ever needed fashion advice best go to him!

He’s a pretty laid back guy so you wouldn’t get into arguments often

Would love to skate everywhere but he’s like…got a job and responsibilities so..

Still a great dad friend to have

Honestly would care and worry over you if you got into some dumb shit so don’t do anything stupid and he won’t worry

Joe for the win🗣️‼️

Cherry/Kaoru | A.I. Advancement

You’d meet when he paid a visit to Joe’s restaurant

Ofc you knew of him bc he’s popular but you never MET Kaoru

You def walked in on their date arguing

It was so awkward u were jus like:🧍‍♂️

“Is this a bad time time to visit you?”

“Hey! Kaoru this is [ ], the kid I was talking about.”

“What a peculiar child to willingly hang around you.”

“Whatever you say, Pinky.”

He’s kinda weird with his whole AI stuff but other than that a great friend

Makes snarky comments with you

Unless ur too nice to make snide remarks

Constantly complains abt the angle of your turns

Unironically would show up at your parent teacher conferences(if you’re still in the lower schooling ofc)

Would never admit it but he loves each of his friends and would be genuinely concerned if anything happened

Shadow | Petty Clown

Oh when y’all met you wanted to throw hands

I imagine something similar to his introduction with Reki

Bro straight up threw an explosive in your face???(smoke bomb maybe but still)

He may be petty but you’re pettier(is that even a word?💀)

You found out he worked at a flower shop bc lets be FR he doesn’t look much different outside of S

Lil arguments here lil threats there and you leave with a nice assortment of flowers

Bro side eyes you EVERYTIME y’all cross paths at S😭

After the whole gang is assembled y’all no longer act this way towards one another

Bros the only responsible adult of this group

He def did your makeup once and you broke out the next day💀

“Are you sure you know what you’re doin’?”

“Trust me, kid.”

“I don’t know why but I don’t.”

You try and help him with his relationship endeavors but it never works out😭

He’ll go to the gym with you if you don’t wanna go alone

Gym bros‼️🗣️

Miya | Catty Child

This fucker

Y’all are quite the duo

Annoying ass mfs whenever and wherever you go

If you have any sort of pet it’s his pet now

Bros the animal whisperer

He’d have to be interested in your skating for y’all to become friends

So pretend ur decent or even amazing; however big ur delusion allows itself to be🫡

He’s smart but would invite you somewhere under the premise of studying just to goof around

If he needs a second player for his game bro is gonna drag your ass so y’all can play

Goes shopping with you just to complain about how everything is ugly in the stores

“That’s not cute, who thought selling this was a good idea?”

“Bitch—if you’re going to be negative the whole time go home‼️”

Reki | Redheaded Menace

If you thought you + Miya was a devious duo just imagine you and Reki

Y’all would prob meet second after you and Joe met

Bc he works at a skate shop

And you need skating stuff(you can tell I’m not a skater💀)

If you’re just a good skater and don’t know actual science and shit behind it he’s constantly telling you about it like you care

You guys cruise around together for fun

He made your current board and you’ll never get another one that’s not from him

You teach him any and all tricks/skills you know

Probably took you to his house to give you your current board bc he was working on it in his house and you met all of his family

His mom is just happy he’s got some friends

You become besties with his mom

She gossips abt news and celebrities with you

Claims ur like her other child(forget the rest of them👺)

Makes you lunch bc she’s nice like that

You let him ramble abt stuff he’s interested in even if you aren’t listening fully

Would silently beg you to stay back with him during the hot spring scavenge bc he’s scared

Forces you to watch horror movies with him bc he gets scared and needs someone else with him

Bro would be elated the whole day if you called him cool

Snow/Langa | Canadian Curiosity

Omg he’s Canadian?😦 Seize him!

Obviously being involved with S you would’ve heard of Snow but Reki would’ve introduced y’all before the big news

Bro would shove him in your face as if he’s a shiny trophy(at the beginning ofc)

“This is Langa! New guy from my class apparently he’s interested in skating.”

“Sick—he’s so pale.”

“He’s from Canada.”

“Oh.”

Bro is so oblivious it’s crazy

You gotta like SPELL IT OUT for him if you’re ever alluding to smth

Langa stays hungry and would go out to eat with you anytime

You and Reki would def help him decorate his room bc it’s…bland

It’s not bad but there’s no personality

He tells you abt his favourite dishes back in Canada and y’all try and locate any places in Japan that might sell smth similar

If not you guys attempt to make it yourselves at his house

His mom walks in on y’all ruining the kitchen💀

“Langa I’m…home.”

“Hey, Mom.”

“Hey Langa’s Mom!”

Bro is a skating addict and will skate whenever and wherever

Wants to race you like at least twice every week

Loser pays for dinner

You help him with his reading and writing and if you didn’t already know he’d teach you English

[midnightwriter21]

jjk hcs: their favorite types of kisses

characters: reader x gojo, reader x geto

warnings: language (i have the mouth of a sailor sry)

AN: i am a geto apologist til the day i die argue w ya mama

also if u want another part w diff character lmk!!

SATORU GOJO

giving: a kiss to the top of YOUR eyelids

we all know that he has the most beautiful & powerful eyes of all time

but it’s your eyes that knock the breath out of him

no matter the color he thinks they’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen

in his mind your eyes overpower his any day

i mean your eyes are the only thing to ever have the ability to bring the strongest sorcerer to his knees

and besides your eyes are the first to ever see him

the real him

not gojo satoru, the honored one

or gojo satoru, the six eyes

you just see, him, satoru

the satoru that hogs the blankets at night

the satoru that lets a few tears slip during romance movies but you better not bring it up bc “no i just got something in my eyes!!”

the satoru that adopted two children at 16 and had no idea what he was doing but did a damn good job at it

the satoru that loves you because you see the things that other people wouldn’t be bothered to see

receiving: a kiss to the underside of his jaw

this is a tall ass man

so it’s unlikely (but ofc always possible) that you’re tall enough to plant a kiss on his cheek without him bending down for you to reach

big tall man make me go brrrrr

he will bend down for u ofc

after teasing u to death

but he thinks it’s much cuter to see you stand on ur tip toes to give him a kiss

plus he’s hot, he knows he’s hot

i can hear his annoying ass rn, “cmon babe you gotta be careful kissing me there! this jawline is sharp enough to cut steel”

like yea.. it is.. but shut the fuck up an lemme kiss u some more

i love him

SUGURU GETO

giving: a kiss on your forehead

I LOVE HIM HE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT ANYONE EVER I KNOW BECAUSE HE TOLD ME SO

ahem… anyways

sweetheart of sweethearts!!

he’s a lil more reserved when it comes to PDA but not to the point where he’s not gonna show you affection

he’s just not the typa person to have a full on make out sesh with you in the hallway if ykwim

but he will plant a kiss in the middle of your forehead after he walks you to your next class

oh y’all just finished a mission and you’re going back to your dorm to take a nap?

1. bold of you to assume he’s not coming with you and kissing you on the forehead before y’all fall asleep together all cuddled up

2. if he’s not taking a nap with you, he’s tucking you into bed and leaving a kiss on your forehead before he leaves your room

id marry him cause he’s never done anything wrong in his entire life

receiving: a kiss to the top of his knuckles

HE WOULD RECEIVE KISSES EVERYWHERE IF IT WERE FROM ME

again… ahem.. anyways

jujitsu sorcery in the wise words of nanami kento “SUCKS”

it sucks

and he uses his hands to fight and kill allegedly on the daily

his hands have been covered in blood

his hands have brought death upon people no they haven’t

so for you to kiss them?

geto takes it as a declaration of undeniable, unfaltering loyalty and love

which it is obviously

it means a lot to him

and sometimes when his doubts get to him and he thinks he’s unworthy of someone like you…

press a kiss to the top of his knuckles and those thoughts and insecurities disappear

[nanis4thewin]

quackity married headcanons

(this is my second post! so if theres any errors just lemme know. the way reader is described as a female. uhm a few things before we start. the nickname “mami” and “mama” are used. for those who are still learning spanish. mami means mommy and mama means mom. but in hispanic culture calling someone “mami and mama” are also used as terms of endearment. im saying this bc i saw somewhere that those nicknames are not used and i was just there like “girl what🧍‍♀️”)

-ok, i see alex as a “yes ma’am” or “gentleman” type dude. so like if u were to ask him “hey can i please get me some water” he would say yes in a heart beat. or like if u were with ur friends and u ask for a pic, he would do it no complaining. stuff like that !!

-if you’re in like a bad mood. he would STILL be so respectful to u. but like obviously theres a point where he’s like “ok, i get ur mad but that hurt” but the way he would tell u is just so kindly. but if its like a small thing he would say stuff like some friends annoyed u “yes i know mami” and just agreeing with u.

-HE WOULD GET U THE PANDORA BRACELET🫶🏻 like omg he would get u it for u first anniversary and like its just so cute 😽. if u have any siblings, he would take them to get the bracelet and ask them the type of charms u like. but honestly he would know what u like better than ur sibiling 🤭.

-The type of music he plays WITH U specially would be 90s/2000s chicano music. you most likely showed him that type of music and now, he’s hooked. if u need some idea listen to the song “all my life” by MJ magic <3

-also…i see alex totally being into taking the 90s/2000s chicano type of picture?? like look it up on pictures and he would take those with u. like u guys a few of those of ur wedding and they’re so pretty <3

-speaking of wedding, the song u guys dacned at ur wedding was “hypnotized” by linda jones. and i know he mentioned he wasnt the best at dancing, but i think he would be good at doing slow dances

-GOSSIPING. all i gotta say. he loves it. especially like if u know spanish and you’re like “oye sabes lo que paso con mi amiga?” and he’s like “que👀?”

-whenever he comforts u, he would be so gentle. but he would still try to get something out of you because he wants to fix the problem.he would say stuff like “whats wrong, baby?” and sometimes u dont wanna talk. so he’s like “just say it?? lemme help” and well that stresses people out. but u always cave in.

-he’s a thigh/ass guy 🤭. and like i see him playfully slapping ur ass and giggling. or like when he drives his hand is on your thighs. <3

-he LIVES for you when he hears u giggle into kisses. he doesnt say anything but he just like “ohmygoshthatsactuallysocute”. and like he would do that thing- where its like, you guys are kissing and he puts your thighs around his waist🥲? idk how to discribe it but yea. also neck kisses/forehead kisses/and lip kisses r a must 👌🏻

(well thats all i can think of.im taking request so if y’all have anything im free!)

[thelovelybitten]

random loonatics unleashed hcs bc I like childhood comfort show binging

only elites watched loonatics unleashed—so for the ATOM SIZED community who still gaf abt this gem here’s some random hcs I thought of

ACE BUNNY

[+] confident, determined, loving

[-] stubborn, cynical, impulsive

since he’s like. the most heroic MF known to acmetropolis, overconfidence is his thing. sometimes it goes too far and people have to smack some sense into him (lexi & tech, most likely) and y’all thought duck was cocky… ace is cocky and smart vs duck is cocky and dumb.

i imagine he has some sort of cooling eye drops he puts in after battles or over usage of his laser vision.

may wear glasses if needed.

he defo has underlying anxiety about his leader position since he’s basically in charge of the universe and his teammates he considers his family. (he confides in lexi with this eventually)

on a similar note, since he feels the pressure of being the leader, he suppresses his emotions all the time until lexi finds out and they teach each other to heal :’)))))

as much as he and duck annoy the fuck out of each other, they complement each other in the sense that ace needs comedic relief and duck supplies it (bratty ass little brother things)

anime STANNNN. anything that’s got good lore—He and Tech love sword art online. they hook in rev and slam in the second season. he and slam like attack on titan FOR SURE.

duck gives ace social media tips (because ace loves the attention but doesn’t know SHIT ABT creating a following)

japanese culture fascinates him, so he implements traditions and holidays into the loonatics' activities.

stubborn as fuck, it’s his way or the highway. since zadavia has always put him in charge, it's hard for him not to boss people around when he's unable to help. (as seen in s1 ep6)

since in the show it’s hinted all the loonatics are in university, I have ace being the second oldest child. he’s a natural-born leader, but still can’t take certain things seriously. tech is a good influence on him.

LEXI BUNNY

[+] sweet, empathetic, fiesty

[-] emotional, hot-headed, judgemental

she wears noise-cancelling headphones all the time if not needed by others. the absolute peace and quiet she needs to stay sane, tbh

the amount of radio traffic and minds around her causes headaches and migraines—but also some paranoia and slight insanity since she can’t take all of these mind voices all at once. she receives medicine after years of putting it off/testing due to her super powered dna

^^ tech is the one who finds her crying and screaming and he takes care of her until she tells everyone else.

also to touch on that, tech creates wrist bands that lexi can put on. they are supposed to cancel any brain waves or mind reading for a certain amount of time (but not forever, as she is super powered and it’s still a wip for him). (she also needs her powers to protect planet blanc)

actually hates carrots of any sort (minus carrot cake, she would die w/o it) ace thinks she’s crazy.

“can you read this person’s mind” is her biggest gripe and she hates when anyone asks her to do so

due to her upbringing, she hates mean girls and anyone who isn’t a girls girl gets to have a not so nice convo with her.

she’s very social savvy and is always in the newest trends, she hates how self conscious she is but funnily enough she and duck relate to one another and do have shopping sprees and Amazon hauls for therapy 😭

she’d like tiktok but rarely post lol, and when she does her social media pops off

feminist. "oh girls can't be heroes" "girls shouldn't be doing a man's job" SHUT UR TRAP. she will prove u wrong in 1000 different ways.

most popular of the loonatics—she’s the only female.

her age hc I have is she’s third oldest. which kinda leans into my duck/lexi hcs but that’s in another post

TECH E COYOTE

[+] intelligent, punctual, organized

[-] uptight, perfectionist, egotistical

perfectionist syndrome we LOVE HER

he’s so father type (big brother to all of the loonatics, everyone relies on him imo) Ace is the leader, but Tech is the dad 🤪

since he and mallory (mastermind’s) huge falling out, he has a people pleasing complex. this is because he feels guilty about putting her in jail as she is his protégée but knowing what he did was for the best makes him uneasy. so not only does everything have to be perfect, he has a hard time saying no to prevent conflict.

that being said, when it comes to danger and safety he’s gonna put his foot down.

he absolutely loves tinkering with rev. the two of them share one braincell, though. call them thing one and thing two. they’re smart. but not together 😅

while tech likes…well…technology, I feel like he’d also like forensics too. And watching crime shows with Ace and Rev.

he also has a bit of an ego. mostly bc he’s the creator and manager of all the technology in blanc. (And the universe, maybe. at least blanc and acmetropolis.)

has some sort of side gig going on for sponsorships. i hc that he loves to help create new technology, but he'd also like to provide said ideas to companies, kingdoms, etc. usually has the loonatics branding on it.

when his powers upgraded, he had a bit of trouble controlling it to the point where their new HQ had electrical issues for a month. yay metal but also oopsies I can create electrical currents and it’s a lot

the idea of him being immortal due to his regeneration abilities scares him because his friends will eventually die off and he will remain on his own :( (if i had to think about this, so do u.)

very protective of his stuff, and his family. this is not debatable.

he tries to hide itttt but he loves kids. he likes to surprise them with things he makes and teaches them how to build objects (with lego, of course. ain't no way is he letting any cheeto-dusted fingers come in contact with his shit.)

he’s the oldest loonatic NO QUESTION.

REV RUNNER

[+] energetic, comedic, caring

[-] oblivious, childish, sporadic

he’s so baby boy. a child. I love him so.

adhd brain on TOP

fears rejection, but works on it with lexi helping him out

I think he’d also play league with lexi and ace.

he loves running around fast, obviously but he also likes to stop and enjoy views when he can. (Defo uses the wormholes to escape to sunny places.)

definitely has lists to keep himself organized (and slam, which he is blessed for)

likes mechanical machinery and modifications (hates detailing though, fuck that)

recites the entire bee movie script to tech to annoy him

relies on zadavia for advice frequently. she’s a mother to him and she gives him hugs :))))

knows the best spots in the universe for anything ever, (thanks internal gps)

may the lord bless him bc he loves his brother so so so much that he'd do anything for him. rip is always welcome at hq and they play games/invent shit together :)

would pull pranks on all of the loonatics and he’d get away with it (but duck sees right through him—helps him anyways) since it's shown in season 1, episode 6 that ace and rev like to watch sports/attend games, they'd love other ones that are hockey, basketball and football-oriented. (since this is the future and all, the sport they play in this episode is based on soccer anyway) duck is also part of this too.

the metabolism popped off this man can EAT. since he's already burning it off. He's unlike slam though—he eats at a regular speed due to conversation-making.

youngest loonatic.

SLAM TASMANIAN

[+] strong, resilient, comforting

[+] aggressive, uncontrolled, moody

has a hard time with expressing himself due to the language barrier b/w him and the civilians.

good news tho, rev and duck help him to learn english :DDD they get him to read a ton of things (rev with different books while duck just shows him magazines with him as the street model LMFAO, also trends and stuff.)

has an action figure collection that if touched, a tornado will destroy your room. (he had them before the meteor hit, as a coping mechanism from all the fighting he did)

obvi fave food is pizza, specifically meat lovers

gets into origami to control his mind. lexi loves doing this w him :)

tech and slam love to do weapon tests together bc slam is BEEFY and withstands more injury than people think.

ace and slam train together the most. it helps both of them with tiny/large targets.

desperately wants a cat, a kitten, something cat related… but ace says no all the time bc it serves “as a distraction” from their job (ace is delulu ignore him)

a chef. amazing in the kitchen. cooks all the food for the house. a WHOLESOME MAN. watches the food network LMAO

gives the best hugs.

VERY BROTHER BEAR VIBES, he'll tell someone straight up to NOT FUCK W HIS FAMILY. just DON'T.

third youngest loonatic but acts older

DANGER DUCK

[+] loyal, self-aware, amusing

[-] arrogant, overbearing, hypocritical

u know this man is one of the ✨g w o r l s ✨

he attends drag shows with rev and lexi (DID I STUTTER ??? I think not.)

he doesn’t give a FUCK this man will do what he wants, when he wants, for as long as he wants. (until ace or zadavia gives him shit, whoever comes first) attention-seeker, but rightfully so as he is very much overshadowed by all of his teammates, when in reality he is the strongest and most deadly loonatic. i mean think abt it. he has three powers. the most out of all the loonatics. ace has laser vision. lexi has telepathy. tech can manipulate metallic objects and regenerate. rev has super speed and is a human gps. slam can create storms/tornados. DUCK HAS THE POWER TO CREATE HOT LAVA ORBS (EGGS), MANIPULATE WATER, AND TELEPORT. u see the vision???

it also doesn't help when zadavia is always shitting on him for his character. in her defense, he is a superhero and should be a good influence and in a professional manner, when in his defense, he should at least be praised and acknowledged for the work he puts in...js.

TAKES HIS TRAINING SERIOUSLY EVEN IF HE USES IT AS A VIDEO GAME SIM— HE'S ON IT IN SECONDS.

he does get a bit depressed abt the whole overshadowing thing sometimes. but he's so cocky that he hypes himself up and forgets it ever happened.

HIS APPEARANCE IS EVERYTHING TO HIM, which is why he and lexi hang out a lot when lexi is in need of a break. THEY LOVE THE SALON.

he helps the men eventually with tinder profiles so they can get out there and find romance and shit (but not lexi, since she knows she can get whoever she wants) he's pretty successful at it too.

BOARD GAME CHAMPION. BACK-TO-BACK MAY I ADD. Slam hates it bc he almost clutches the win but duck suddenly has a trick up his sleeve then BAAM. winner winner pizza dinner. his favourite board game is monopoly. (for obvious reasons, mans' needs to be able to manage his money for future investments.)

if he could be on a version of america's next top model, he would.

might be a sarcastic asshole, but does deeply care about his family, and other beings for that matter ( I mean, s2 ep12 ANYONE ??) tweetums was his everything that WAS HIS SON.

trolls people on club penguin with rev, don't ask, I just know.

blogger typa beat. is the social media editor and influencer for the team.

second youngest, but acts like the youngest LMAO

aaaaand that's it for now, i will make separate hc posts for pairings (platonic and romantic) and obvs the loonatics in general, so stay tuned. :)

if u read this far u THE GOAT >:D

[acuar-io]

I’m sorry but I cannot stand a negative bitch and I mean someone who shits on everything and makes others feel bad for liking something they dislike. It is so annoying seeing those “I am the biggest hater” type ppl and it’s just someone who thinks “what i like is the best and what others likes sucks ass let me make sure everyone feels bad for liking this franchise!!!” Like y’all are soooo insufferable 😭

There’s a lot of things I’m not a fan of but Ive learned to just keep it to myself especially if I’m seeing ppl really happy about a game/movie/show like why would u go out of ur way to make ppl feel bad ??? That is so weird

[hearts4chriss]

𝑺𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒉.

𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐄'𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑

𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝!𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 + 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

prompt: in which you, nick, matt, chris, madi and nate all go to the hot tub / pool at night and a game of truth or dare allows chris to have you all too himself for 7 minutes.

Part 3

Contains: VERY Suggestive, first kiss, foreshadowing, dirty talk, making out, ass grabbing, hickeys, grinding, nipple play, foreshadowing

a/n- y’all gonna kill me for the last sentence..

Friday 7:52 PM LA California.

Me and Nate were currently getting ready to meet the triplets at their hot tub spot.

As recommended, I Put on the pink swimsuit.

It was kind of a thong but I don’t mind, Chris said wear it in wearing it.

I slipped on my swimsuit wearing an oversized t shirt over it and sliding on my crocs.

We all got to the hot tub and the triplets were already setting up surprisingly on time and they actually brought snacks.

“Chris look ur girlfriends here”. Nick pointed over to me as I was taking off my shirt revealing my swimsuit.

Shit

my eyes wandered her body, seeing how the pink fabric highlighted her figure and how she wore it for me

she looked so good, almost too good. God I shouldn’t be thinking of her like this but I already felt my dick harden just seeing her.

“Chris ur staring”. Matt tapped his shoulder and Chris immediately turns back around to his brothers.

“Oh I know”. I said crossing my arms and she and Nate made their way over to us.

“Hey guysss”. I say giving each boy a hug taking a little extra time with Chris as usual.

“You look so good in that”. He whispers in my ear his voice raspy how I preferred making my swimsuit bottoms feel slightly wet.

I punch his chest playfully going over to grab a Pepsi bending down in the cooler to get one for me and Chris as well.

fuck- there’s no way she’s doing this while Nate is right behind me.

“Chris ur staring so hard”. Madi lets out a soft laugh and Chris shushes her obnoxious making laughter erupt from everyone else

I handed it to him before tying my hair in a ponytail hopping in the hot tub with Nick and Matt, Chris and Nate joining us moments later.

“Sooo, what should we do?”. Nick asks raising his eyebrows at me and I shake my head sighing dramatically.

“Truth or dare?”. I suggest and everyone nods and speaks in agreement.

“Nick, truth or dare?”. I ask him giving him a sly smile and he rolls his eyes

“Dare I’m not a bitch!”. Nick yelled and we all laughed.

“I dare you to…text you know who”. I giggle and everyone’s jaw drops seeing nicks face grow slightly red.

“Y/nnn”. He groans annoyed picking up his phone writing a text.

“This good?” The blonde shows me his text and I nod.

“Perfect”. I hit send and he gasped slapping my shoulder.

“I’m going to kill you!”. Nick shakes his putting his phone down

“I’m sorry!”. I say messing in his hair

A few rounds went by, resulting in some prank calls, some gross foods and more embarrassing things.

However. Nick didn’t get payback yet so it was his turn once again, because he can’t remember shit.

“Oh I have a good one!”. Nick smiles mischievously at me.

“Oh no”. We all say at once.

“I dare…you y/n to be alone with Chris for 7 minutes”. He barely gets out before him and Nick start laughing and Nate’s just confused, but he kinda “gets” it because Chris is his bestfriend.

I roll my eyes and everyone gets out the hot tub and nick whispers to me

“You’re welcome”. He gives me a playful wink and I flip off as they all go somewhere Inside the building away from us.

“The fuck are we supposed to do in 7 minutes..”. I say softly, the tension between me and the boy rising as he turns to me inching in closer.

“Oh I could do a lot in 7 minutes baby”. Chris mumbles a small smirk on his lip before he closes the space between us, his Hand resting on the side of my neck placing his hips on mine.

Electricity shoots up my body, middle school me would’ve had a heart attack, the way Chris’s lips connected with mine made me want to never stop kissing him.

“Can I pull you on my lap pretty?”. He whispered against my lips and I nod as he grabs my hip placing on his lap.

I wrapped my arms around his neck kissing him again, he chuckles as the sudden repetition but soon hummed in satisfaction.

Chris bucked his hips up in mine and I moaned softly feeling the tip of his dick through his shorts.

“fuck- see what you do to me?”. Chris spoke quickly repeating that action as I began to match his movements.

“yeah..if only you felt what you did to me Chris”. I breathe heavily against his lips and his hands grip my ass tightly and I gasp.

“I can feel you pulsating sweetheart, I know what I do to you”. He smirked pressing a kiss to my lips before working downwards to my neck.

“Chris- fuck- isn’t he gonna see?”. I shudder and moan softly as he finds the spot on my neck, he laughs dryly when he hears my reaction.

“Then we can let him see ma, I’ve got 5 1/2 minutes I’m not stopping”. Chris whispered against my neck, his warmth ticking my skin as he continued sucking on the soft skin occasionally grinding up into me

“Fuck Chris-“. I feel my head tilting back on its own as he continues sucking on various spots of my neck making me grind harder against his clothed dick.

“shit ma- I’m gonna cum in my pants if you keep doing that”. Chris mumbles into my neck pulling away at the various dark marks.

Eventually, I pull my swimsuit top down revealing my perky tits to the desperate boy in front of me.

“god your amazing-“. He leaves a kiss to each one before sucking on one swirling his tongue on the nipple making me moan gripping his hair meeting his gaze as he sucks on my tits massaging each one as he switches.

“Oh shit-keep doing t-that-“. I moan pushing his damp hair out his face as he continues to bring pleasure to my body, begging for him

“Fuck 2 minutes Chris-“. I whimper as he continues sucking harshly on my bare breasts grinding his hips up to me hitting my clit perfectly.

“I could finish just watching you like this-“. Chris pants looking at my exposed breasts covered in hickeys.

The dark sky, along with the moon approaching highlights his eyes, the way he looked up at me like I was the only thing that mattered, as if he craved for me right now. As much I have been longing for him.

“Fuck I need you-“. Chris began to undo his shorts before the timer went off and he yelled fuck before quickly pulling up my top and I got off his lap.

I hopped out the tub grabbing two more Pepsis handing him one and one for me as well.

I saw the boys walking back and I turned to Chris admiring his features, especially his now swollen lips.

“Ur lips are swollen holy shit”. I giggle and he rolls his eyes playfully.

“Look whatever- when they come back just don’t say anything no matter what they ask got it?”. Chris spoke calmly and quickly and I nodded.

I scanned the 3 as they waved walking back

“God I wish we had more time”. He sighs resting his head on the side and I nodded in agreement as they made their way back in.

“Sooo what did you guys do?”. Nick asked seeing me and Chris’s wide expressions before realizing that Nathan was indeed here.

“Uh we just- we talked”. I lied and Chris looked me up and down with a smirk shaking his head and I felt my throat tighten and my pussy pulsate as I realized I had literally done the opposite of what he said.

They all nodded and began talking separately and eating some chips letting my mind drift off to what me and Chris just did.

DING

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[mattspoetdepartment]

Nah cause I have to rant

So earlier I asked if he wanted to play Fortnite. JUST ME AND HIM. He said yes. Okay cool.

So I showed him a skin I got and he was like “I’ll get on in a few” and I told him not to rush. And he said “I have to take a shower. But (my cousin) and (my cousin’s friend that’s annoying) wanna play too so we’ll play when I get out”

And I was like yeah I’ll play by myself cause I don’t wanna play with them….crazy how that mf invited ppl when I specifically asked for just him.

“Literally why not. There’s no reason. Please I need you. They don’t tell me anything. I want/need you to play”

Boy you do not fucking need me. You’ve played with them multiple times and I didn’t play…so why was I needed. “I never played with them before” oh but I thought they don’t tell you anything when y’all play….okay

So I cave in and play right. We’re otp and her friend is already annoying me and I text him like “you fucking owe me” and he asked why. And I was like she’s already getting on my nerves with her baby voice. Like how old are you bro. “She’s really not that bad” okay fuckhead then you can fucking play with them tf? What a fucking kiss ass hoe. And The whole fucking time I’m giving him shit like health and heals and I get nothing in return but when my cousin gives him shit “omg thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰” and this girl coughed once “omg are you okay?? 🥺” boy shut the fuck up.

Pissing me the fuck off bruh. A simp and for what bro. Ur trash at the game. You don’t do nothing

And I really don’t gaf if any of that is mean. Cause how the hell are you about to even invite ppl when I asked YOU. and you didn’t even ask me if they could play you automatically fucking invited them

[scarlettjohanssones]

if they give l*ura b*rton a bigger role in this show more than clint’s ever gotten in the movies ill riot bc this is bullshit

[mckenziestownhouse]

ASTROVATIONSSSSZZ!!!! PT TWO

HEY STINKABUTTS! YALL WERE SO NICE ON MY LAST POST AND I REALLY APPRECIATE Y’ALL!!!! LETS GET INTO IT!

idk bout y’all but virgo placements think they’re almost NEVER IN THE WRONGGGGGGG BITCH SIT DOWN NEOW!

if u think CAPRICORN MOONS never ever ever wanna talk abt their emotions??? virgo placements are just as stubborn if not worse

sag moons are cool n all but they have the worst temper(undeveloped are just ignorant i can’t apologize for that) sit down as well stinkabutt

they ALSO snap quick asl if they feel some type of way abt u and are SLOWWWWW asl to get over

ex. my mom n sister have this placement and WHEW! i cannot and will not! they’re firecrackers and can go from enemies to home girls in literal seconds.

i have love for virgo placements(earth placements in general) and am literally surrounded by them but y’all need a lil something strange to chill y’all the fuck out!

cancers are horny man, unprovoked freaks and all. they’ll tell u abt some freaky ass shit they’re either thinking of or their freak ass experiences out the big blue sky.

that one aquarius/pisces dom person yk? they do not care abt any of ur drama bitch they’re in their own Solar system.

when people say u will be around/crushing on/surrounded by the sign that is in your 7th or 11th house..THEY ARE NOT LYING!!!

ex. istg my 11th is in virgo and EVERYWHEREEEEEEE i go i see a damn VIRGO!

i have leo placements and a cancer sun and i wake up in the morning ALWAYS thinking abt how dramatic or chaotic i can be today—it rarely happens though.

i have a FIRM belief that leo placements do not like being around people who can just naturally take the spotlight bc we wanna be in the spotlight. word of advice: PLEEEEAASAAEWW refrain from being jealous of those people, it’s not cool or cute.

cancers are LOUDSDD whenever they’re around their friends or feel they’re inna safe environment.

i feel like leo mercury’s try to adjust their tone or wtv whenever they’re talking to certain people

as a cancer, i hate cancers

ex. i knew 3 people in middle school who were cancers and they weren’t even whiny—they were just dickheads middle schoolers and bullied me for being fat chile!!!! + i have 2 relatives who are cancers and they’re just annoying like…

do NOT be fooled! aries can most definitely be followers! for the right leaders??? oh baby they’re falling right in line, front n center.

aquarius’s love sitcoms, watching youtube, watching old tv shows, they just love watching random shit tbh.

two things a pisces loves to do? be right and argue if someone tries to play w them abt being right!

they’ll get on u too! don’t play!

earth placements will really put u onto the coolest shit tho—it can be literally anything and they’ll probably know a little something abt it

sagittarius’s, scorpios, and air signs just naturally attract people

pisces can have the most EDGIEST humor. it’s not even edgy sometime just fucked up.

water and earth signs are touch-deprived, love-deprived, every-deprived. u name it and they’re deprived from it for sure.

the virgos, pisces and scorpios ik LOVEEEEEEE calling themselves pretty and hyping other people up (PISCES FOR SURE) and they absolutely deserve to

scorpio risings will always randomly leave or end up wandering around like a two year old

earth and water placements will EAT!!!!

air/water placements live for doing the purest/nostalgic shit like pinky promises, making friendship bracelet, watching the TV shows they watched as a kid yadda yadda yadda

capricorn moons and cancer suns can be very nice, mother-like, nurturing, etc. but they will stop that shit if u don’t take their advice and act like an ass!

air/capricorn moons been done w life ever since they were fresh out the womb

libra/air placements always have somebody harassing or trying to bully them

ex. 1 of my friends is always getting harassed/bad-mouthed by her teacher unprovoked and it’s so weird.

one thing a capricorn w aquarius and sag in their chart is gonna do is sit PRETTY ASF AND UNBOTHERED

ex. FLO MILLI AND TIFFANY POLLARD!!!

the sign u find annoying MAY be in ur big 6 or u have a lot of that sign in ur chart

ex. i have leo placements and leo suns???? absolutely insufferable

fire placements will say some shit then do the exact opposite of what they said

neptune in 4h are SCATTERBRAINED TO THE FKN MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

scorpio risings do be enjoying occult shit

a scorpio and aquarius duo may seem toxic and…it is..but it works :DD

idk it’s just me but cancer in ur big 6 automatically indicates crying when u argue w sb

to any placement this applies to (👁👁) stop explaining yourself u don’t owe anybody shit

u simply will not be able to understand the elements u lack the most cuz bitch u don’t have it!

ex. having 0 earth placements indicates u won’t be able to fully understand why earth placements do what they do, u may find them weird

i believe having a mix of two or more elements gives u the opportunity to connect w any elements

people w 8h, 9h, 11h placements don’t usually have in depth connects w people who don’t have those placements, they just aren’t fully understood

ima continue to get on virgo placements cases every single time cuz i swear y’all be hanging on by a thread and i honestly wanna cut that thread.

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader x Daughter x Instagram AU

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alizemiaharlow Exams are kicking my butt 😩 can I just go to sleep???

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cassiewyatt Same 🥲🥲

alizemiaharlow dude come over

urbanwyatt still grounded, sorry mia

alizemiaharlow BORING!!!!!!!

allabouttheharlows wait ur in school? but you’re acting and doing music

alizemiaharlow You thought that was going to matter in The Harlow household? Dad said I needed a backup so school is a priority whenever I’m not filming.

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alizemiaharlow Showing thong is our thing apparently 😂😂😂

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ezharlow weird flex but ok

alizemiaharlow & you’re annoying

yourusername 😂😂😂 Twins

alizemiaharlow Always 🥰😘

cassiewyatt Hotties 🥵

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alizemiaharlow 🌹 this delivery made my night

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yourusername They’re beautiful Mia

alizemiaharlow ☺️☺️☺️

cassiewyatt Ok major points to that person

alizemiaharlow likeee maybe 90? 😊🤭

yourbestiename Awww Mia, they’re definitely earning brownie points

alizemiaharlow Ahhhh, sure are 🥺

ezharlow Umm what? Dads gonna flip

jackharlow Dads already flipping

jackharlow WHO SENT THOSE BECAUSE I DIDN’T

jackharlow THESE LITTLE BOYS NEED TO FALL BACK IM NOT PLAYING

nemoachida oh hell noo. Who is he niece

shloob We checking his ass fr

2forwoyne send the details now

yungskylark 🤔 no

quiiso Does he want to get jumped?

urbanwyatt ABSOLUTELY NOT

alizemiaharlow damn dad, you brought entire of PG on here????

claybornharlow NO NO AND NOO

alizemiaharlow damn you too uncle clay-clay 🙁🙁🙁

jackharlow stop stalling child of mine, who’s the boy who send those

alizemiaharlow Omgggg no go away!!!

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alizemiaharlow Since day one, it’s a family thaaanggg ❣️

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yourusername 🥺😍

ezharlow You had to one up them huh

alizemiaharlow 🤫 not so loud 😇

quiiso Nah because I know what you’re doing little one.

alizemiaharlow wdym? I’m not doing anything 🤫

jackharlow This made me shed a tear or two.

jackharlow BUT DONT TRY TO DISTRACT US FROM THE POST FROM TWO DAYS AGO.

urbanwyatt Girl I know you did not try to play us like that. This cute post isn’t going to make us forget about roses guy

nemoachida ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

nemoachida But who’s the guy who sent the roses

yungskylark family thing for sure 🔥

yungskylark Now tell us who’s the fucker sending my niece roses????

alizemiaharlow Omggggg, I love y’all but you guys are annoyingggghh!!!!! Just someone I’m talking to, nothing serious yet. Happy???

jackharlow No, what’s his name?

twin2 ask ez I’m pretty sure it’s his friend

ezharlow NO, DON’T ASK EZ. EZ KNOWS NOTHING!!!!

twin1 didn’t we hear u say something about “if dad finds out I know it’ll be my ass”

yourusername Heyyy twins of mine, stay out of it and DRUSKI IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!!! Stop making them a account. I said nooo social media!!!!

druski2funnny 🫣🫣🫣 Is it too late to cancel on thanksgiving?????

alizemiaharlow TWINS!!!!! Wtf????

ezharlow welcome to my world Mia, I told you they were evil little demons

twin2 all demons are evil idiot

twin1 seriously how are you mom and dads kid.

twin2 ARE YOU ADOPTED????

twin2 you are aren’t you 😂😂 I knew dumb didn’t run in the Harlow blood.

ezharlow IM GOING TO CUT THE HEADS OFF YOUR DOLLS

twin2 I’m gonna cut yours and feed it to my fish.

alizemiaharlow HEY EVIL SPAWN. OFF MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!

twin1 this is exhausting 🥱

jackharlow ALL OF YOU DOWNSTAIRS FAMILY MEETING NOW!!!

yourusername 🤦🏻‍♀️ What happened to my nice, sweet little babies??? All 4 of you, downstairs, don’t make your father repeat himself.

cassiewyatt Well I’m happy I’m the only child 😳

urbanwyatt 😂😂😂😂

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[clarkegriffins]

a hot take that shouldn’t be a hot take at all but here we go: the writers didn’t ruin the wheeler siblings y’all just like living in headcanons, but hey whatever makes you happy, just don’t be annoying about it when people point it out.

mike was always this little shit kid that when he gets angry he lashes out a bit (just like max btw, they’re twins) but he always apologizes, always tries to make things right, he’s not perfect, he’s a kid, and don’t use the “but person A it’s also a kid and they don’t act like that” bc here’s the thing: they are ALL different from each other, if u don’t like the way mike acts then u can always stan another character, there’s more 3 boys in the party you know, also the whole “i want season 2 mike back” is insane bc season 2 mike was depressed and going through heavy ptsd after losing el/seeing el dying in front of him, he literally said to will that he was going crazy bc of it, and ALSO he was treating max badly bc of that, max who was just trying to fit in, but almost no one complained bc he was being gentle with their favorite, but then again, many people from st fandom doesn’t care abt women am i right? as long mike is treating character A nicely is fine. like i was really upset bc he didn’t go to lucas’ game, A LOT btw, but dustin didn’t go either so why is always on mike? y’all punish him way too much, also while i do agree and said many times how i want more plot for mike like in season 1, him being the leader of the party and all, we also need to accept that el is part of that, his character was created in love with her, loving her is part of who he is, i think finn wolfhard said that if i’m not mistaken, we can root for him to get more plot and more screentime, having more scenes with the party, but loving el is NOT GOING TO CHANGE and that doesn’t ruin his character bc THATS WHO HE IS, he loves her since season 1 and will love her until the end. u can dislike it, of course u can, u should ship what U want to, but dont make things up about his character to fit ur own narrative. 

nancy from season 1 to season 4 remains the most badass and independent women from this show (besides joyce, and el, whos also independent af), if there’s one thing nancy’s character will NEVER lose is her independence, no matter how this love triangle ends, she’ll NEVER lose her independence bc that’s just how nancy is, nancy wasn’t reduced as a love interest, her love life is just a tiny part of who she is, this girl has been character-driven from day one, and being in love with jonathan or steve won’t change that, nancy was ALWAYS bigger than her love life, she’s REALLY important for the plot, u just need to WATCH THE SHOW to know that, but y’all need to accept that being in love with jonathan or steve (we don’t know yet how this plot will end) is part of her. female characters can be in love and still be badass and independent just as they can be soft and kind, stop making them choose. s4 nancy was a masterpiece, she gets better and better every season. and whatever life SHE chooses, i know she’ll still be kicking ass and taking names bc THAT’S nancy wheeler and nothing will change that.

[apollostears]

BIRTHDAY B*TCH [ jjk ]

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: toji, nanami, choso, geto, & gojo

↬︎ warning(s): drinking, swearing, weed, violence

REQUEST. i would looooove to see like for ur birthday u make the boys go clubbing with u and ur girlfriends like their reactions to seeing u all dressed up and dancing with friends

PLOT. it’s your birthday and a new club opened up just in time!

ADVISORY. reader is female and black unless stated otherwise.

college series

➟︎ now in the nanami household, your birthday was a national holiday.

➟︎ it ended up on a weekday so you didn’t celebrate til the weekend, but that did not stop them hoes from waking you up at midnight to wish you happy birthday in a very extravagant way.

➟︎ besides the amount of gifts you would get throughout the month [ + the birthday trip your ‘sugar daddies’ got for you as a surprise ] this weekend the guys got you and your girlfriends entrance to the newest club.

➟︎ now, you have dressed up before but this was your birthday and a whole new you showed up that night in the living room of y’all’s apartment. jaws were on the motherfuckin floor. gojo’s dramatic ass was clinging onto geto for support.

➟︎ toji hit you with the “where you think you’re going?”

➟︎ they were just stupidly shook. you were both amused and annoyed cause they make it seem like you a caveman that don’t know how to dress.

➟︎ gojo got you a party bus and y’all went to pick up your friends before heading to the club.

➟︎ y’all pregamed so fucking hard on that bus!! choso and tia, one of your friends, turned into professional strippers off of three shots of d’usse! the drive to the club was thirty minutes and you guys honestly made the most out of it.

➟︎ you, geto, nanami, leah, and kiara managed to hit two blunts in rotation by the time y’all got there. when i say y’all asses would’ve definitely went to jail if the cops were out!

➟︎ it only got worse as the night progressed 💀 toji got y’all the best vip section with unlimited bottle service plus other exclusive club access and the dj sang happy birthday to you.

➟︎ somehow, you and gina ended up taking belly shots off each other and two other random girls. gojo definitely got all of that on camera. geto and choso were catching ass from tia and leah, while gojo was out looking for pussy and kiara was his wingwoman. leaving you with nanami and toji and they were such dads!!

➟︎ there was no way you were leaving that club with dick. toji’s scary dog privilege, literally deflected men from you left and right. adding on nanami’s looming presence and you might as well wear a chastity belt. but you honestly weren’t really complaining because hanging out with the two dads was a lot of fun.

➟︎ toji danced with you most of the time, which was fine bc he’s actually good at catching ass buttt are you honestly surprised??? hmmm no.

➟︎ choso got into a dance battle with two other people and you joined him to even it out and y’all literally wiped the floor with them bc y’all did a rendition of the scene from white chicks.

➟︎ somehow, geto managed to get himself on one of the stripper poles and was literally giving folks a show with one of the other dancers. you have never seen so much money thrown at one man in your life.

➟︎ you and your girls had a dance circle when the dj played your favorite song and had everyone lit af.

➟︎ nanami had gotten approached several times like he was a bodyguard 💀 so many people were asking for escorts to their cars and ubers home or even to report a dispute. like it was hilarious but in true nanami fashion he fulfilled everyone’s request with a blank ass face.

➟︎ things were going really well until the tail end of your night. went kiara accidentally spilled her drink on some girl and they got to scrappin. now, y’all were gonna let her handle her shit bc kiara got hands and it was one on one, until the other girls’ friends jumped in and y’all had to as well.

➟︎ gojo was too busy recording while the boys tried to break y’all up as security was bustin through the crowd. all ten of y’all left that bitch so fast 😭 it was like cockroaches moving when the lights come on!!

➟︎ to end the night, you guys went to this 24 hr ramen shop and just ate, got more drunk, and had a good time. there was definitely a big pile of sleeping bodies on y’all’s living room floor.

and yes, gojo farted throughout the night.

NOTE. thank you for the request!! <3

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[vannybarber]

Every month or so I go on a rant about how annoying y’all are so here we go:

Like it’s already known that him and Alba are together, whether you believe it’s through a contract or not. And yet every single time something new comes out about him and her, y’all start the crocodile tears and the fake outrage.

Some of y’all are actively sitting and waiting for them to break up so y’all can come crawling back into the fandom it’s berserk! Y’all don’t even know this man and his relationship is sending y’all in orbit like OMG 💀

Anyways Chris Evans will always and forever be fine as fuck and the finest white man I’ve ever laid eyes on. Alba will continue to walk on y’all necks, being that you guys let her with every move she makes. Talk about being a group of bothered ass bitches 🥴.

I’ve thought about it for a while and maybe I should just delete my account. I’m sure many of you will be happy about that but really this app doesn’t bring me any happiness anymore. Y’all used to be cool as fuck but y’all let this little bullshit show your real side 🫤👎🏾.

Some of my moots y’all getting a lil annoying too like who told y’all to become deeply invested with this man like that ?😭 we knew Chris was a manwhore since the 2000’s like cmon now 💀 y’all practically played ur selves.

Anyways maybe I’ll be back to rant next month who knows 🤷🏽‍♀️

[bichaeng]

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↳ enhypen as love tropes - !hyungline

→ Heeseung

coworkers to lovers

For Heeseung, I can definitely see the both of you working at a coffee shop or something. He has been working there a bit longer than you and because of that he was assigned to train you. You guys definitely got close during this time and casually flirt especially heeseung. You guys end up hanging out more outside of work and become closer + u guys both also happen to go to the same college (bc this is a fanfic trope-) and you guys have study sessions. Somewhere along the lines you guys develop feelings for each other, but both are too nervous to make any real moves. So when both of your friends get tired of seeding ur lovesick asses they finally decide to do something about it!

→ Jay

enemies to lovers

You guys are both super competitive and in fashion school, so trouble is bound to happen. You guys always try to outdo the other- for example: ‘I finished one outfit base design’ -y/n ‘Well I finished two!’ - Jay. You guys are so petty it is sickening yet none of you know where to draw the line. But it gets better! I can totally imagine you and Jay ranting to your friends about how annoying the other is, but when anybody agrees or tries to join them in the ranting they get shut down quickly. Then there was the project where you guys had to come up with 3 runway-ready outfits in a month. And something happened, nobody knows what but something clicked and the next thing you know, there is a new couple in town–

→ Jake

classmates to lovers

Jake is always the nice guy- its not possible for him to be mean. So I imagine that you guys dont know each other but know of each other since y’all are classmates. Jake is also the captain of the soccer team obviously 🙄, but one of your good friends is also on the soccer team SO you decided to go support them. But the one game that you go to a ball is kicked to your head, and feeling bad Jake would take you to the nurse. After this whole ordeal, you guys start talking in class more and you end up coming to most of their soccer practices. Jake would start developing feelings first and try to show his love for you. He’d totally try and show off during the soccer practices you went to and would def just show little gestures of his love to you. After a while, you finally got the memo and just decided to confront him about it. (You guys end up dating)

→ Sunghoon

friends to lovers

So you and Sunghoon have definitely been on the same ice skating team for years and because of that have also become really good friends. Sunghoon has liked you for a long time but is too shy to show it. Instead, he just flirts and teases you a lot. Because of this, you can’t really tell if he likes you or is just playing with you especially since he is known to be a bit of a playboy. One day you were having trouble with your spins and being the pro he is he offers to help you after practice. While this isn’t a rare occurrence you have recently come to terms with your feelings so you are 10x more awkward with him. He notices this and asks you what’s going on at the end of practice, there you accidentally end up confessing and a new couple is born ✨.

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bichaeng here! def check my last post if you're confused on why this is a day late 😭😭😭. Anyway, I’m sorry if there are any grammar mistakes bc I’m writing on my iPad bc I didn’t bring my Mac to dc with me and I can’t take writing on my phone anymore— anyway this was super fun to make to a maknae line ver might be coming up soon 🌝. ilysm and don’t forget to spread kindness!

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[bakgos]

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          with my whole entire chest , i am so tired of seeing bakugo haters in the fandom spew the same bullshit over & over as a means to justify simply hating him & then showing their ass when confronted with concrete evidence against what they’re talking about. like whatever , it’s fine if you just don’t like him because yeah , he’s loud , he’s obnoxious , he’s an asshole , that’s all TRUE. but if i see one more of you weirdos talk about how the series would be better off without him , how deku would be better off without him , how you wish he would’ve just stayed dead , i’m going to blow up ur house!! we’re not watching the same series!! 

         y’all wanna argue about his character development , but he’s had and is STILL having one of the best metamorphosis in the show. he’s not supposed to change over night , that’s not how real people work. people just don’t know how to read between the lines , catch onto subtle cues , pay attention to context , because bakugo has been slowly blooming into a better person from the end of season one. you can LITERALLY see it if you’re paying attention. some of y’all arent manga readers & i get that , if you’ve been able to miss spoilers , good on you , but until then , anime - only bakugo haters ain’t got shit to say. 

          y’all wanna argue about his position next to deku , as if he isn’t deku’s reason for pushing himself to become the best?? as if he wasn’t the catalyst behind nearly , if not all , of deku’s quirk evolutions?? as if he wasn’t the first person with a quirk that deku really studied & sought to chase after in his own journey to become a pro hero? AGAIN , are we watching the same series!! this isn’t even EXCLUSIVE to deku like , students from class 1-a AND 1-b have been able to put some respect on bakugo’s name because he IS an inspiration , whether they like him or NOT. 

          now again , if bakugo’s behavior & the way he talks to people is a trigger for you , that’s a different story & absolutely valid & understandable. i’m just irritated by the people who spit on his character for the dumbest reasons or for no reason at all. i could literally go on to write a book about this but it spurred up because i have a best friend that likes to talk shit on bakugo ( to ME of all people ) but this same person will excuse characters that are murderers / evil / sadistic / ect all bc they have tragic backstories & while i love this person dearly , those are the type of people who annoy me the fucking most in fandoms. you can dislike a character all you want , but i’m just as allowed to speak my mind about it. especially if you come to my doorstep.