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BatB (2017) Taggy Thingy

Rules:

If you get tagged, answer the following questions.

You don’t even have to be tagged to participate. As long as you’re part of the BATB/Disney fandom and you want to do this, go ahead.

You may also choose to add a few questions of your own.

After you have answered all of the questions, tag 5 of your favourite blogs who haven’t done the Questions Tag yet. (Remember to include the rules and questions in case they don’t know how to do this.)

That’s all there is to it. Have fun!

Thanks  @lj-laufeypevensieweasley

Ok, I broke a rule. I haven’t tagged.

1. What was your first Disney movie?

I honestly don’t know. I’ll go Bambi, because I remember that clearly. I was 3 or 4 and utterly bawled my eyes out at that film. Heartbreaking, so it was.

2. What is your favourite Disney princess movie?

Um. Idk. That’s just a horrible question.

3. Who’s your favourite Disney princess? (Excluding Belle)

Ok. Seriously. Who came up with these questions. They’re torturous.

4. What’s your favourite non-princess Disney movie?

I am disinclined to acquiesce to this request.

5. What’s your favourite non-Disney related fandom?

Oh dear sweet Jesus don’t even get me started.... *whispers* So many...

6. What’s your favourite Disney song?

OH COME ON! ALL. OF. THEM. Except the ones from Frozen. I dislike those ones.

However, strong contenders are:

GASTON (2017) - Purely because the part “first I carefully aim for the liver/then I shoot from behind” could be interpreted as innuendo for anal sex. (Sorry, not sorry)

BE OUR GUEST (2017) - Also because it may also be inappropriately misinterpreted. (Next time you listen imagine Lumiere is the head of a whorehouse) [Again. So not sorry]

EVERMORE - This, because it is hilarious if you imagine that he is singing to his lost cat.

7. What’s your favourite non-Disney movie?

Are you actually fucking kidding me right now. You know what? Whoever made these questions... GO FUCK YOURSELF!

8. A random fact about you:

Oh fuck. I dinnae ken. Ummmmmm...

Oh. So right, at the top of my bucket list I have:

“Learn at least 6 different languages, excluding English.”

Thus far, I have learned none fluently.

My languages of choice are:

Spanish, German, Romanian, Russian, Gaelic (scots), French, and maybe either; Arabic, Hebrew, Punjab or Mandarin... Not quite sure...

9. What’s your favourite moment from 2017 BatB? Why?

Um, the whole thing.

Well, probably the absolute gem of a scene which had me in hysterics:

Lefou: Think happy thoughts! Go back to the war. Blood, explosions, countless widows...

Gaston:

Lefou: Yes, yes. That’s it... That’s it. *boops nose*

But also. LUKE. EVANS. Ugh that man.

And let’s not forget the Prince’s growl at the end.

10. Which character in BatB (2017) do you relate to most?

Gaston....? Belle....? Beast....? I don’t know. None of them I suppose.

11. Who is your favourite character in BatB (2017)?

Gaston! Because he’s such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute! And LeFou! 

12. Who’s your favourite Disney prince?

To be honest, my faves were Li Shang and John Smith (who are not even princes) and Aladdin and Eugene Fitzherbert [Flynn Ryder] (who married into royalty). But of course Beast/Adam, who is an actual prince.

13. Who’s your favourite Disney villain?

All of the villains. Most notably:

Gaston, Scar, HADES, Yzma, Ratigan, Lucifer [the sassy motherfucking cat from Cinderella], the 3 hyenas; Shenzi (Whoopi Goldberg yas), Banzai and Ed, The Shadow Man...

14. Which Disney character are you most like?

Um. none of them. I am a terrifying mosh pit of Disney characters. But, tbh, they’re all either to goody-goody and smart etc, or too baddy-baddy and charismatic etc...

15. Who is your least favourite Disney character?

I don’t have one. How dare you. (ok, so maybe Anna... Or  Giselle)

16. What is your least favourite Disney movie?

The fuck you say, bruh? Stop asking stupid questions. (Ok, so maybe Enchanted or maybe Frozen).

17. What’s your favourite non-Disney musical?

ALL. OF. THEM. MUSICALS ARE LIFE!

18. Finally, who are you tagging?

I am not tagging because:

a. Too lazy

and

b. I have no-one

So, there you go. Can I just say. These are awful questions and whoever came up with them should be ashamed of themselves.