#xp goated fr

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criminal how hard it is to find 16gb usbs that aren’t shit these days

[boot-e-cheeks]

So, like...

I don't usually make OCs but, here goes nothing DX<

This is my boy, Barong Sanchez.

(Ik his name is very specific to his outfit but like, IT'S FUNNIER THIS WAY CHAT, PROMISEEEEE!!!! 😭😭😭😭)

Here is info of his dumb ass:

Name: Barong Sanchez

Age: 32

Height: 6'1

Weight: 167 Pounds

Wins - Losses: 20 - 12

Rank: Major Circuit, #3

Games Included:

> Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!™ [NES]

> Punch Out!!™ [NES]

Quotes: (Note: Fellow Pinoys, try not to laugh or cry idk >XP { i failed at the crying part lolz >:D })

“Once I'm finished with you, I'll treat you to some lechon!”

“Punitin ang sedula!!!”

(I croed/cried thinking abt this ↑ {TOP TIER SHIT FR 👹👹👹👹🔥🔥🔥🔥})

“I know I'll be a winner! That means chicken adobo dinner for me!”

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Infractions:

> Improper Outfit [obviously 🙄]

> Crouches below belt

Attacks:

Left Jab = 8 DMG

Right Uppercut = 14 DMG

“Bilis Barong” Punch: 17 DMG

(This name is so ass and I LOVE IT 😭🙏)

Info abt the “Bilis Barong” Punch:

In my words >:) ↓

“Chat, so this feller has, like, a chance to almost insta K.O you and, like, you have time to dodge since it takes time to power up type shii... But, like, if he hits you and shit then, like, BOOM! Devastating blow on yo jaw! BOOM! You will look like my fucking dog (he has no jaw due to surgery).”

Obvious Stereotypes I thought were funny to add or smth:

1.) Barong Tagalog obviously 🙄

2.) The terribly placed “Punitin ang sedula” phrase bc if Punch Out!! can make Hondo say “Sushi Fujiyama Kamikaze Nippon ichi”, then I can do this too! 👹👹👹🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗

3.) The obvious food references bc I'm hungry. [GET OUT- 🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗]

4.) Sort of based on Manny Pacquiao, type shii [GOATED GUY FRRR U DESERVE THAT RETIREMENT, PO!!! 🔥🔥🔥]

5.) The flag 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

6.) The fact that Filipinos are happy people and I never drew his dumb ass frown 🤑🤑🤑

7.) His theme, which is 5 secs of “Lupang Hinirang” in 8bit style will play before his fight in the NES

8.) The fact he offers to treat Mac with lechon after the fight, aka, hospitality and kindness type shiiii... 💪🤑

9.) Spanish last namezzzzz!!!! 😜😜😜

10.) Has a mole bc most of my friends at school have moles so I just think most Pinoys have beauty marks or smth lol >XD

Right, guys! Hope y'all like my OC!!! No hate pls or I will cry out my eyeballs and be permanently blind!!! 🥰🫶

[ancientforgcd]

Alright, explain it to us in brainrot

Ayo, you NPCs! Deadass, don’t trip if your RP ain’t got rizz off rip. No cap, everyone was L-tier Ohio-core once—even the big W chads. Just pull up, vibe, and level that drip. Don’t expect max sigma stats right away. Patience = giga-W, fr fr, on god.

And bruh, get your Skibidi Toilet comms on point. Slide into those sussy baka DMs if you needa sus-check a strat. Good comms = giga-giga-goated synergy, and we ain’t tryna have some sus plot armor outta nowhere, sheeesh.

And look, RP ain’t just about goin’ giga-chad mode all day, aight? Don’t go straight Fortnite tryhard on the squad. Goofy grind is the vibe, no Kizzy. Get sturdy, pull those W’s, and collect that core memory XP with the gang. It’s way beyond just W’s, my guy—it’s about the Rizly Bear journey. Get that bread, make it certified pogchamp, and stay drippy!