#xoxo signing off

[m3tth4ws]

[deanofsam]

i don’t care for this destiel fellow and u may quote me on that

[simplee-giggles]

Do you ever just come out of a depression pit and are just filled with a fuck ton of love to give

I also blame it on my cycle BUT I fucking adore all my mutuals and those I keep seeing appear on my blog even if we never speak

You're all amazing and I hope you have wonderful days because you all deserve love and happiness 💗

[bright-and-burning]

objectively kind of a silly thing to get annoyed about but i do feel like it’s actually kind of representative of a lot of Other Things . in that supposedly all these guys r pulling up to friendsgiving. like 14 men (to ~6 women). and of the slots in the spreadsheet. less than half of them are filled by men. two slots by the same guy (who lives at the host house); other two slots by another guy (a guest to be fair to him). one of the other slots a guy filled with “leftover halloween candy.” you’re seriously telling me that of the 12 male guests only TWO signed up to bring real food??? like man fuck the rest of you

[sneakydraws]

And a little something for the danatole girlies because whats more normal than making ur bro read u a love letter out loud. There's a transcript in the image descriptions if you're struggling to read this chicken scratch lol

[theskymother]

hello @animal jam head quarters i have a suggestion for your next april fools prank

replace boomseeds with the spinning star fruits from fruit slinger. have them fling the phantoms off the screen! make sure to include sound effects and animations and everything. it's very important.

don't limit it to phantoms, even! fling the players around! fling the npcs around! fling the props around! start flinging the tiles from the map around!! what need is there for a playable map, anyways? jammers love a weird and horrifying map! the fun is in experiencing the joy and whimsy of our broken and decaying game with friends!!

now, now, jammers, i hear what you are saying. "but mr.theskymother, how are they supposed to code something that complex into the game??? flash isn't supported anymore, it isn't possible!!" to which i say: exactly, dear jammer! just remove the duct tape that is holding the game together and it will literally come apart! a quick and simple update, sure to keep us entertained for a long time!!!!

looking forward to seeing this next april. jam on xoxo

[quietwingsinthesky]

it's soooo funny to me how he manages to perfectly "pretend" to be totally in love with his epic space girlfriend who he loves soooo much. like king i think we're maybe not pretending at this point <3

he is so. i love him he’s so weird he’s invented a whole new persona for himself that can get the doctor’s constant affection and praise for being so so smart and cute and helpful. this is a man with zero issues whatsoever he swears.

[courtjester69420]

and remember, with enough mental malaise, you too can tank your academics and fail at everything you cant bring yourself to care about xoxo

[kidflashimpulse]

I’m so dumb it didn’t even occur to me that Bart was sick because he’d eaten too much until I myself ate one too many pretzel sticks.

Anyways you devoured as per usual. Live laugh KidFlashImpulse

love how u chose the hands on approach with this that’s so funny 😭 like i’ve got to respect that

i mean i like to imagine that going from possibly having to ration in his original timeline daily to suddenly consuming flash fam levels of foods overnight can give anyone a bit of whiplash even for someone with a crazy metabolism

glad u enjoyed the latest chapter 😚 and thank u for reading ❤️

[barrowdowns]

in kindergarten I went to a family gathering (dad's side) in florida and we all took a giant professional photo together. as you might expect, it was extremely humid and I have a vague memory of being surprised that my hair was extra unruly. When we got the photos back the photographer had edited like an extra inch and a half of hair onto my mother's (arab) hair. I wish I had the photo so bad because I didn't get how funny that was until a few years ago.

[tetzoro]

now why did i read this as holy moly tetzorolli ….

[apoptoses]

My own tag and getting named dropped in the groupchat oh my god. The highest of honors, feeling so flattered right now. Hyped asf for the next installment of your Devil Minion's series. If Lestat begging on his hands and knees in a pile of his own fluids while Louis carefully weighs his options and Armand giggles and twirls around them in sadistic excitment doesn't write itself, I trust one of you fine, fine humans will. The girls that get it, get it, the girls that don't, don't.

"a pile of his own fluids" that is foul and rank anon and I love it

Louis would absolutely be the most carefully thought out dom ever and that would be such torture for someone like Lestat, who exists entirely on impulse. Like just him standing there tapping his fingers on his arm while he weighs his options and looks down at Lestat like he's the neediest, messiest thing he's ever seen? Would drive Lestat insane.

Half the time Louis probably would know what he's about to do, but he drags it out anyways and silently communicates with Armand about how lovely Lestat looks when he's overcome. Just because it's so fun to see Lestat squirm.

(also why am I picturing Armand using Lestat as a footrest during all of this? Like just sitting on the edge of the bed, heels kicked up on Lestat's back while he waits for Louis to give some commands to them both? The humiliation of it all)

[tmorrowlnd]

ooo she’s back (no one asked)

[jack-crow-lantern]

The youth of this nation should start using "xoxo" as a sort of casual sentiment.

[blcssom]

closed starter for @seducteurs + open m/f/nb based on: spotify starter call 

it seems that i won’t be warned // and certainly, i saw a sign // i raged like a woman scorned // but something about you got me gone // you’re pulling me back and now i’m going under  - can’t fight || lianne la havas

she doesn’t even bother opening the door all the way.... but she also doesn’t slam it in their face, which is progress. “i thought i told you i didn’t want to see you.”

[cockkette]

baby alonso

charles leclerc x alonso!reader

warnings - swearing, google translate spanish, dad!fernando, tomfoolery + shenanigans (it is alonso!reader so are we suprised), i think that's it xoxo

face claim - girls on pinterest

y/n.alonso

liked by astonmartinf1, fernandoalo_oficial and 409,345 others

y/n.alonso: causing chaos in the aston garage per usual 😘

comments

astonmartinf1: not too much chaos though... right

y/n.alonso: of course

fernandoalo_oficial: my daughter is an angel and can do no wrong 🤨

user1: praise the alonso father daughter duo we all say in unison

user2: and to think this man committed war crimes

y/n.alonso: allegedly* 🙄

liked by fernandoalo_oficial

fernandoalo_oficial: now that you finished with that waste of time you can come to every race just like when you were little cariño!!

y/n.alonso: by 'that waste of time' do you mean the university that you payed for?

fernandoalo_oficial: yes i'm glad we are on the same page mija 🩷

user3: you heard it here first fernando alonso says university isn't important

astonmartinf1: this is not the view if the aston martin f1 team or any of our sponsors

user4: is he trying to kill admin?

astonmartinf1: i fear he might be 🥲

user5: baby alonso is the paddock princess

user6: she is living the dream for real

y/n.alonso: it is pretty sweet being a nepo child 💪

lance_stroll: you know it 😎

user7: i'm praying for aston points

y/n.alonso: hang on i'll pull some strings brb

y/n.alonso: dad! lance! score some points!

liked by astonmartinf1

user8: she's so pretty 😍

charles_leclerc: she really is

carlossainz55: bro do you actually have a death wish

fernandoalo_oficial: i'll see you on the track leclerc 🙂

y/n.alonso: papá!

astonmartinf1

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tagged: fernandoalo_oficial, lance_stroll and y/n.alonso

astonmartinf1: race weekend with a special guest 😉

comments

user9: we love baby alonso

user10: BABY ALONSO

user11: get her to sort aston martin tf out

y/n.alonso: guys i'm trying my best 😔

fernandoalo_oficial: mija lawrence is going to make me go to another pr training session if you keep doing this

user12: the king can't get locked up in pr jail!!

charles_leclerc: i might have to swing by the aston garage 😉

fernandoalo_oficial: you might fucking not

charles_leclerc: yes fernando, sorry fernando

user13: charles is going to get himself run off the track

user14: charles is a braver man than me fernando might kill him

y/n.alonso: thank you for having me! it's always so so much fun 🩷

liked by astonmartinf1

user15: petition for y/n to be at every race ever please

user16: where do i sign

user17: her paddock fits are literally everything to me

lance_stroll: she has started to give me fashion tips to 'inspire' me please don't encourage her

danielricciardo: you might want to start taking the advice...

lance_stroll: oh 😦

fernandoalo_oficial

liked by y/n.alonso, charles_leclerc and 324,391 others

fernandoalo_oficial: i think i need to fire my new race engineer she's mean

comments

y/n.alonso: boo 👎👎

fernandoalo_oficial: don't boo your own father

y/n.alonso: don't be a boring old man

sebastianvettel: she's got you there mate

fernandoalo_oficial: what the fuck are you doing here!?

jensonbutton: she gagged you fr 💅

aussiegrit: ate and left no crumbs

sebastianvettel: slay 💋

fernandoalo_oficial: what is actually happening

user18: i swear they will never miss an opportunity to try humble nando

liked by sebastianvettel, jensonbutton and aussiegrit

user19: i'm sure charles wouldn't mind having y/n as a race engineer

fernandoalo_oficial: no.

user20: the way i would never speak again

user21: noo i would love them together

liked by charles_leclerc

user22: in my head they ARE together

astonmartinf1: i mean we did get points this weekend soooo...

y/n.alonso: you're welcome xxx

y/n.alonso

liked by charles_leclerc, astonmartinf1 and 283,912 others

y/n.alonso: home sweet home 🏠

comments

user23: how is charles always in the likes before me? i have notifications on?!?

charles_leclerc: you snooze you lose mate

user24: he really is just like us (in love with y/n)

user25: too bad he's too scared of alonso to do anything about it 🤷‍♀️

yourbestfriend: your outfits always eat pretty girl!

y/n.alonso: aww thank you baby

user26: oh to be called baby by y/n

liked by charles_leclerc

fernandoalo_oficial: have fun!

fernandoalo_oficial: not too much fun though be careful and safe

y/n.alonso: yes papa

user27: he forgot who his daughter was for a second there

liked by fernandoalo_oficial

astonmartinf1: see you next race week!

y/n.alonso: wouldn't miss it!

user28: yesss

iamrebeccad: i miss you (and your gossip)

y/n.alonso: miss you too (don't worry i have plenty more)

user29: show it to me rachel!!!!

charles_leclerc: i'm in madrid too we should meet up

fernandoalo_oficial: what are you doing??

y/n.alonso: i might take you up on that offer cha 🤭

fernandoalo_oficial: noooo stop this

user30: this is sending me 😂

user31: the way they are fully ignoring him

user32: i won't ever get over y/n calling him cha

liked by charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc

liked by y/n.alonso, carlossainz55and 592,842 others

charles_leclerc: time to unwind

comments

user33: wait is that y/n???

user34: it totally looks like her

user35: my chay/n heart can't take this

user36: the matching shirt with the dress? please!!!

user37: charles + spain = slaggy pictures

user38: and we thank him for it

liked by y/n.alonso

user39: omg y/n does not give a fuck

carlossainz55: where was my invite bro?

charles_leclerc: i'm so sorry i was too busy...

carlosainz55: i thought it was bros before hoes

chalres_leclerc: nah my hoe is 4 life

user40: so unserious i swear

pierregasly: i love knowing things nobody else knows

user41: tell me please

user42: pierre is my biggest opp rn

pierregasly: don't hate the player hate the game

user43: he is the king of gossip

liked by charles_leclerc

user44: i've been manifesting this for months i hope it's y/n

user45: oh so you're crazy crazy?

y/n.alonso

liked by yourbestfriend, charles_leclerc and 12,812 others

caption- look who i bumped into 😉

replies

charles_leclerc: you say this like we didn't come here together

y/n.alonso: i'm trying to be mysterious and nonchalant

charles_leclerc: dork 🤓

y/n.alonso: you know you love it

user46: OMG

user47: this is so important to me

fernandoalo_oficial: tell him not to try anything

y/n.alonso: whatever papa 🙄

charles_leclerc

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tagged: y/n.alonso

charles_leclerc: happy 6 months mon amour 🩷

comments

user48: they are already my favorite couple ever

user49: the way i will be yapping about them i am about to get at least 10 times more annoying

user50: as you should tbh

user51: i'm so so happy for them but this might take fernando out

user52: i just know he is being restrained by aston martin rn so he can't comment

astonmartinf1: 🤐

user53: the goat is being silenced

pierregasly: now the secret is out i feel less special

user54: it's a tough life out here for the gossipy hoes

pierregasly: don't i know it

y/n.alonso: i love you

charles_leclerc: i love you more

user55: ew are they going to start being sappy on main now

pierregasly: i fear they might

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oscarpiastri: bwoah

user56: felt that

user57: charles has... game?

maxverstappen1: we are all as surprised as you are mate

user58: flabbergasted fr

maxverstappen1: he bamboozled us all with his loserness

user59: max i know you're not talking rn

y/n.alonso

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caption- this jacket looks supa cute!

replies

fernandoalo_oficial: ewww it's so ugly 🤢

y/n.alonso: papa i'm sorry for not telling you about charles earlier

fernandoalo_oficial: i'm not over it yet i feel betrayed

fernandoalo_oficial: i just need time mija

y/n.alonso: you are so dramatic old man

fernandoalo_oficial: what the sigma?

user60: my favorite wag and nepo baby

charles_leclerc: please tell me you bought it mon coeur

y/n.alonso: yep! and when you get back to the hotel i'll be waiting for you wearing just that

charles_leclerc: fuck i'm on my way right now i'll just get the food delivered you aren't going anywhere

y/n.alonso: yes sir

charles_leclerc: you kill me cherie

user61: I JUST KNOW CHARLES IS LOSING HIS SHIT

charles_leclerc

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tagged: y/n.alonso

charles_leclerc: my ferrari girl ❤️

comments

fernandoalo_oficial: i'm still mad but no one told me but this is actually kind of cute ig

charles_leclerc: woo he likes me now

y/.alonso: don't push it amor 💋

user62: i'm sobbing he loves her so much

user63: if my bf ain't like this then i don't want it

y/n.alonso: he is pretty great icl

fernandoalo_oficial: i think i preferred when i didn't know about this... now you don't shut up about him

user64: she is so me

y/n.alonso: i'm you're ferrari girl

charles_leclerc: that's right baby

user65: shut up shut up i can't handle this

user66: they are literally everything

user67: i don't know how charles managed to hide this for 6 months

user68: now he posts y/n all the time 🤭

user69: ikr its so cute!!

carlossainz55: he can't keep a secret to save his life so he just yapped to me and pierre all. the. time

pierregasly: and he wasn't exactly subtle in the comments 🤨

scuderiaferrari: y/n is a ferrari girl confirmed 😦

liked by y/n.alonso

user70: everyone is a ferrari fan

user71: even if they are not, they are a ferrari fan

a/n - thank you for reading i hope you enjoyed and as always any feedback is apppreciated <3