#xaviers student union

[xaviers-student-union]

Hey guys it's that time of the month

That's right, the time of the month where I take my dad's credit card and buy you guys whatever you ask for. [ so long as its not illegal.]

As usual:

- The money isn't traceable by my father

- This won't have legal ramifications, it's money he gave to me

- He's an Anti-Mutant Billionare running for a political office or some shit. So every month everyone in the X-mansion, and anyone else who sees this, can place orders from me. I like wasting his money.

- For every dollar I spend, I match it and donate to a Mutant positive charity.

So far:

- Aranza: New paint supplies, an easel, and other tools [ she didn't ask but I'm doing it anyway] and Hedgehog care supplies

- Deanne: New jewellery, medical textbooks, sports equipment, and a new laptop

- Molly: New fairytale books, 150 Jellycats, Club room materials, a megaphone, winter clothes, Halloween decorations, a clipboard, Polaroid camera, and an inflatable hamster ball.

She also requested silly string but I have veto'ed that.

- Megan: new book bag, stationary, sanrio "stuff", wing warmers

- Sativa: Beads, wing warmers, new dresses, accessories

- Reaper- Skateboard and cat toys

- Nod - Office decor, $100 donation

- Pyxis - New mountain bike, New winter coat, $50 donation

- Scott- Wood carving supplies, 50 cases of waterbottles, and top of the line New kitchen utensils.

- Mihai - Ps5, and a new laptop

- Kurt - Repair the trapeze. While I'm at it I'm going to get new equipment for the gymnasium in general.

- Rogue - Cat toys [ according to Google that's the best thing for a gator] and new romance novels.

- Negasonic Teenage Warhead : 2x giant 12 ft tall skeletons, costumes for the skeletons , a giant kuromi plush

- Yukio: several pieces of limitied sanrio merch, giant hello kitty plush.

- Eel: Luxury Yacht + hoverboard wheelchair

- Logan - New motorcycle + a helmet. Get fucked logan.

- Forget-me-not - New baking supplies, and equipment.

Lina- New bass strings, and a donation of 100k [ she didn't ask for this but I decided I wanted to donate extra in her name]

Emma - New lipstick in her favourite shade

- laurya- a bunch of cool rocks [ @goddess-of-birds ]

Phantom - Broadway year pass, compression gloves [ @phantom-x ]

Valentine - Designer outfitt [ @valentine-vuong ]

Vanessa - 50 sets of winter clothes for kids, and a large donation to the chosen charity.

Tagging relevant people [ let me know if you don't want to be tagged]

@jeangrey-xmen

@roguefromthexmen

@remy-lebeau

@wolverineofficial

@deadpoolsmeanestally

@dead-in-the-pool

@professorcharlesx

@scottsummers-xmen

@hankmccoyhere

@reapers-graveyard

@totally-not-a-mutant

@vanessa-howlett

@pyxis-deliveryservices

@a-trip-and-a-fall

@thebesttelepath

@forgotten-x-men

@just-a-mutant

@prettyplasma8

@blue-man-group-reject

@queenofthetempest

There's...so many people to tag so I'm going to stop here. If I missed you it wasn't intentional.. - J.🕯

[ no limit on price as long as its reasonable]

[ink-stained-antichrist]

Hey, kiddo. I'm back. The universe hopping device thing (that is totally it's scientific name and not what I have been calling it because I was ignoring Hank when he was explaining it) is ready and safe for the two of us to use.

I got a question, though.

I have some other stuff to do while I am here so if I dropped of Alex's dog tags with you while I am gone, would that give you enough time to do what you need to do with them?

@totally-not-a-mutant

Uh huh! I...can get everything ready! But, fair warning. After I'm finished changing your energy to bring him back. I'll be pretty exhausted? So...if you need me to do anything before we go back it's better I do it before we start..

[carmilla-did-somethings-wrong]

*Gentle knock*

@scottsummers-xmen

" ...sorry, I'm not up for visitors." A quiet voice calls out, not knowing whose behind the door

[hare-and-gone]

Child how comes you are taller than me ?

@vanessa-howlett

//by the way what are your pronouns ?

She/her!

And well, my dad is actually around 9 feet tall? So I think it's because of that.

[ unless you meant the muns pronouns in which case, Xey/Xem]

[pyxis-deliveryservices]

The Grand Shipment to Xavier's

*Pyxis was currently in the long, long, LONG process of triple checking their big-rig, panting a bit as they went through their check list* "Alright. For Aranza. New paint supplies, an easel, some other painting supplies, and hedgehog care supplies. Check." *They moved on to the next items* "Deanne, medical textbooks, new jewelry, a new laptop, and sports equipment. Check... Molly, new fairytale books, 150 jellycat plush animals, club room materials, a megaphone, winter clothing, Halloween decorations, a clipboard, a Polaroid camera, and an inflatable hamster ball... check. Megan, a new bag, stationary, Sanrio items, and wing warmers. Check. Sativa, beads, wing warmers, some new dresses and accessories. Check." *They moved onto the next section for the non-student union staff, but the folks at the mansion* "Reaper is gettin cat toys n a new skateboard... check. Nod is gettin office decorations, check. Mister Summers is gettin top of tha line brand new kitchen utensils, wood carvin supplies, n 50 cases of water... check. Mihai, a PlayStation 5 n a new laptop... check. Mister Wagner, new gymnasium equipment, check. Miss Rogue's gettin new romance novels n heavy duty cat toys, check... Teenage Warhead's gettin two 12 foot skeletons with costumes n a giant Kuromi plushie, check. Yukio is gettin a giant Hello Kitty plushie, n a ton of limited edition hard ta find Sanrio merch... yeup. Eel's gettin a yacht n a hoverboard wheelchair... yup, gonna hafta make a secondary trip fer tha yacht... Mister Howlett is gettin a brand new motorcycle with a helmet. Yup, all here... Forget-Me-Not is gettin new baking supplies n equipment. Lina has new bass strings, Miss Frost has new lipstick, Phantom has a Broadway year pass n new compression gloves, n ta tie it up, Miss Howlett has 50 sets of winter clothing to give ta kids." *Pyxis lets out a sigh of relief once everything is accounted for. Everything else for the order was packed into their mail-van to deliver separately* *They soon climbed into the driver's seat and started making their way towards Xavier's. And for the first time in their 102 years on Earth, they were sweating from their intense labor of loading the truck, and braced themselves to offload the truck upon arrival, their forklift sitting in the back of the truck since most things were on crates* @xaviers-student-union

[xaviers-student-union]

So this is where Mr.Logan went - A.🎨

I love that Logan is confused at first then he starts trying to tell the weather??? baby boy is so used to Wade’s shenanigans (podcast | bachelorette) he just goes with it now

[xaviers-student-union]

News Update

Magneto seen entering the estate from the easy entrance, and discretely leaving the next morning.

Picture evidence has been submitted, and verified to be fact. Now we all have to wonder.

What was he doing here last night :3 - D.🐇

[ink-stained-antichrist]

Heh. So you're the runts kid? Would be a shame if anything were to happen to ya...

Huh? Who is this? Why would something happen to me?

[carmilla-did-somethings-wrong]

Wait...I thought you were close with your dad's?? But you just told Scott you're not?

Truthfully? They're loving but it's from a distance. I love them, but ever since I came to the institute they'd been slowly drifting. And a year after my enrollment, they adopted a new baby. One whose healthy and happy, and no it's not because I'm a mutant or because I'm sick.

They love me, it's just. Hard for them.

And that's alright. Not everyone is prepared to take care of a child as sickly as I am. They still write to me and send me gifts. And they visit. I've just grown up to be a different person than the little girl they dropped off at the gate.

It's funny, Scott was the person who greeted us at the gate, and the one who walked me inside.

I guess, fate really did intend for him to become like a father to me.

[xaviers-student-union]

No offense Mr.Summers, but...wheres the fun in that? Like genuinley? - M.🦇

Guys can we just get our shit together and keep it together for 3 fucking minutes?

[hare-and-gone]

Hey there~

My name is Deanne, but you can just call me D. I'm a senior at Xaviers, and a Trainee Combat-Medic for the X-Men.

My Mutant Ability gives me the abilities of a rabbit/hare [Jury is...still out on that one.] Which includes their mythological associations. Tho, before you raise your eyebrow, my "luck" is merely heightened. And it only revolves around me. I'm no Domino or anything. Just luckier than average.

My main power, is enhanced speed.

I'm the Senior-Supervisor of @xaviers-student-union . If they cause any problems please inform me. I will sort it out.

My posts will be signed off with D.🐇

[ This muse is run by the Mun behind Aranza, Jasper and Molly. ]

[xaviers-student-union]

Cafeteria Mural Poll

Aranza has been collecting ideas for a while for a potential mural approved by @scottsummers-xmen . We're collecting opinions!

[ink-stained-antichrist]

*throws holy water on you*

*bursts into tears*

[carmilla-did-somethings-wrong]

What’s your favorite candy?

Asking for a professor that for some reason doesn’t want to ask himself

Huh? That's weird hehe

But I have a short list since I'm kind of indecisive

Gummy animals! - worms, snakes, bears. If they're gummy and vaguely shaped I'll eat them

Candy apples - I like the red ones

And sour strings!!

Oh oh!! I also like Tony's chocolate. It's so fun shaped!

[xaviers-student-union]

Xavier Student paper: Issue #1

Beloved Xaviers professor returns from Alaskan Sabbatical.

As of this Wednesday, Professor Summers [A.K.A Cylcops] has returned from Alaska where he took his impromptu sabbatical. We'd like to ask that everyone welcome him back, and treat him kindly! Professor summers does a lot of work to keep us all safe and healthy afterall.

And a big round of applause to the other staff members for keeping everything in order until his return! Well done! We didn't know you had it in you!

Extraterrestrial Cultural Exchange Club holding an event

Next weekend, the ECEC will be hosting an event in their club room; which is the larger meeting room off of the library. This event will be about educating on and sharing the culture of several alien cultures that have made contact with earth.

Featuring three food stalls, a few crafts stalls and even some rare alien artefacts that were legally acquired. They have assured us these products were all acquired legally. So. We'll see.

Strange man seen sneaking into the institute- oh wait never-mind it's just Magneto. [Again]

The XSU have recieved multiple reports, and photographic evidence of Magneto sneaking his way into the institute in order to play chess with our very own professor Charles Francis Xavier.

While this in itself is a harmless act, we'd like to remind everyone that Magneto is in fact a terrorist! And thus, to compensate Professor X should buy us all ice cream! At least. That's what I think

Study groups meeting again

With the school year starting back up in full swing, our study groups are once again meeting. If you're interested in signing up for a particular group, then the student lounge should have the listed times and clubroom to go to.

Please make sure that you attend the right room at the right time. Unlike Deanne who spent 3 hours in the Economics study group, before she realised it wasn't Biology. Lmao.

Rumours of a pizza party spread

According to Semi-reliable sources, everyone's favourite ...unofficial? Official? Counselor Nod and everyone's favourite Alien postman Pyxis are going to be throwing a pizza party for us!

I hope this isn't just a rumour because omg I want Pizza. I've had nothing but soup and tea for like. A week. Oh wait. I guess the newspaper shouldn't be...a stream of thought.

Meh. That's a problem for future molly.

[ @totally-not-a-mutant , @pyxis-deliveryservices ]

Weekly Recap:

Monday: Aranza was seen talking with villian Sabertooth. And giving him an origami frog. Unsure on if this is a friendship in the making...or if she's just nice to everyone.

Tuesday: I don't remember I was asleep

Wednesday: Campuses resident [homeless???] Vigilante found...three cats. [ @reapers-graveyard ]

Thursday: I forgot : (

Friday: Molly was officially cleared from bedrest, and will be resuming activity as the president of the XSU

Crossword:

Author: Molly

[ink-stained-antichrist]

I think I upset Mr.Logan..