#xanxus's mom^^ lol

[saphirepantsonfire]

also my last post got me thinking about the whole Xanxus di Vongola vs. Xanxus di Varia thing, cause @analviel had both those title in the tags

and i had an internal dilemma over it because,

Xanxus di Vongola was him before the cradle affair; before he found out he was adopted. and i can totally see him going by Xanxus di Varia, out of spite, and a tiny bit of betrayal (i dont see him admiting that out loud ever tho)

on the other hand tho,

pride and gratitude for "having the honour" to bear the Vongola name, even tho he was a "bastard" was instilled into him. there's probably some conflicting feelings of betrayal and gratitude,

Vongola took him off the streets, they taught him how to fight, and they also took all of that away from him so very quickly.

[moonlit-mystery-writer]

Who are all of Celeste’s kids? Why and how does she have so many kids?

Glad you asked! Here’s the list of characters she considers her kids or are actually adopted by her: Lambo, I-Pin, Futa, Basil, Fran, Chikusa, Ken, Chrome, Mukuro, Enma Kozato, Bel, Rasiel, Xanxus, Aria, Dino, Tsuna.

As to why, it’s simple. She’s always wanted to be a mother. But she never had the chance to have her own. So she adopted or took a lot under her wing.

The how is also simple lol. She’s met almost all her kids through the Arcobaleno. The only exception being Lambo, who was given to her by her friend/his mom.

[hopeswriting]

i got myself worked up thinking about the cradle affair lol, so can i just ask: why didn't nono tell xanxus he was adopted before he had to figure it out himself?

he could literally have done it at any point between day one and xanxus building his whole damn identity around the fact he'd be decimo one day?

and nono was watching him grew up that way, knowing damn well it was never going to happen the whole time, and still, still didn't say anything?

make it make sense??

[bloodyspade0000]

But, how does react to the news of me being his new mother?

lesbians who are fans of any male character on here are SO brave. trawling through miles of untagged x reader fanfiction just for one gifset of their special little guy. it's like going to war

[bloodyspade0000]

Xanxus headcanos

( I think about alot. Mostly based off my one shot collection don't let me dream alone)

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• Xanxus has a shitty immune system and gets sick a lot

• He's touch straved

• Definitely sleep deprived

• He's Squalo's bitch (lol, jk. But not really 🤣?)

• Xanxus is a picky eater (this is literally canon) and also has issues with food

• He's secertly a soft boi and only Squalo knows (because duh it's Squalo)

• He's an introvert and prefers to spend time alone (sometimes with Squalo)

• He's got anxiety (lol, I'm definitely not self-projecting)

• Xanxus gets agitated if he doesn't have anything to do or stays still even for a while. It gives him zero point breakthrough flash backs.

• Probably has ptsd (like definitely from what he's gone through)

• Xanxus is emotionaly constipated and can't express his feelings properly. So, he just expressess it with violence or he's an akward grumpy mess trying to talk about feelings

• When he can't sleep, he often goes to Squalo's room.

• He's a power bottom (but also very needy and Squalo's always happy to oblige.)

• Xanxus can be clingy (but only while super sick or after a bad day or nightmare.)

• He needs alot of affection and reminders that everything's gonna be okay

• Xanxus is like a cat (a very grumpy cat)

• He has trust issues (obviously)

• Xanxus sucks at taking care of himself and has to be forced to rest

• He can't stand the cold and gets migraines every winter

• Xanxus is always in pain but is so use to it he doesn't feel it and won't know he's injured until he's passing out from blood loss or someone points it out or it gets worse

• He's immortal (anime logic aside. No one can survive being sealed up for eight years and the sky ring's rejection.)

• Him and Squalo secertly have a shotgun wedding after the ring battles in mafia land (the only people that were invited were Dino and Xanxus' guardians)

• Xanxus goes to Lussuria for advice (mostly cause Lussuria is the mom of varia and is the only one who gives good advice without needing to pay a fee and doesn't suggest murder as a soultion)

• Xanxus eventually accepts Tsuna as decimo (and teaches him to be less naive)

• Xanxus watches baby cartoons ( he never got to watch them as a kid and they give him comfort when Squalo’s not around. Though he'll deny it until the day he dies.)

• Xanxus wants Timoteo to love him or at least treat him more like a person instead of a tool to be used and discarded

• Xanxus genuinely needs time to grieve (the deaths of his adoptive bothers and the eight years that were stolen from him)

• Timoteo & his guardians don't take the varia seriously (and treat Xanxus like trash) .

• Zero Point Breakthrough screwed with Xanxus' sense of direction so his guardians put a tracker on him (definitely wasn't happy to find out)

[marbelcrossovers]

Hello there, so I have a super imortant question to ask. What would it be like if Xanxus and Bakugou grew up together? (lol so the kingergarden au)

This is a harder one... So it kind of depends on the background. If Xanxus still has the same childhood as canon (the delusional mom in poverty) then we probably have something like Katsuki meeting Xanxus in the back of the kindergarten. They are separated by a fence but they chat and Katsuki saves his snacks or food for Xanxus. Xanxus grew up on the street so he fights dirty/like a stray dog, and he sometimes help chase off the older kids trying to pick on Katsuki. I'm guessing Xanxus isn't really in the school system until his mom gives him to the Ninth. Then they don't see each other until they are older because the Ninth would want Xanxus to go to the mafia school.

[queenmina37]

My theory is that inko is Xanxus’ moms half-sister and also Dino’s moms half-sister making izuku the universal cousin.

lol

Sadly, no. Inko does have a sister, though.

[mafiabosstsuna]

Congrats for reaching 1100+ followers! May i request any male boss in undertale AU? (Im trash I know)

Yo, this was leftover from that AU event we did quite a while ago, very sorry for late response. Turned out no one knew anything about Undertale so through reading most of the wiki I think I got a handle on it! I’ll go with Xanxus cause he’s my boy lol

‌• So he’s not gonna freak much about all of it. He’s just gonna be pissed. He’s seen a lot of weird shit, and though this definitely takes the cake bunch of monsters don’t scare him. ‌• But being trapped here does freak him out more than he’d let on, especially cause he’s got no subordinates to boss around. Like, he’s all alone, he doesn’t know anything about what’s going on, and he just wants to go home. ‌• His first thing is kill, kill, kill. Flowey was shot away the moment it opened its mouth. Didn’t even get to give him the tutorial. ‌• And then goat mom shows up, he almost kills her but then she manages to save herself by saying she can explain what’s going on. And so he learns all about the barrier and that’s all he cared about so he’s off. Let’s the woman live cause he doesn’t see her as much of a threat. ‌• Look, the rest of this is a bloodbath. He never had issues killing before, and honestly the fact that they’re all monsters makes it even easier on him even though they’re all so nice. They aren’t human so it’s like killing animals, he just goes on a massacre. In his eyes he also sees it as their fault for trapping him here even though they’re all trapped here too. ‌• Doesn’t even give Papyrus the chance to talk, he destroys the guy in one shot. Sans books it. He escapes. He starts preparing to defeat this awful human. ‌• And throughout he’s just wanting a fucking drink man. He needs something to de-stress a bit. And when he can’t find a drink he just wants someone to fuck, sex always was one of his favorite pastimes and he’s sure it’d make him feel a lot better. And legit, for a quick second he thinks of looking for that goat mom cause she was probably the most fuckable. And then he almost pukes at the thought cause he’s not into that furry stuff and God he really needs to get out of here this place is scrambling his brain. ‌• Get to Asgore’s castle, kill Sans in a horribly violent way cause at this point he’s trying to save ammo, and then comes Asgore. Uses his ammo on Asgore cause he thought that was the final boss. ‌• Last shot goes to the Flowey that apparently he didn’t kill the first time. And that’s when that weird resurrected kid shows up like alright time to destroy the universe thanks for the help bruh. ‌• And he’s like I’m DONE with this shit for today and kills the kid by bashing their skull in with a combination of his fists and the back of his pistol and it’s really damn gorey. ‌• So he goes home, all the monsters are dead, and he doesn’t tell anyone about anything and represses the memory so hard he forgets about it.

[bloodyspade0000]

Xanxus and Haizaki comparisons

I've been reading khr & knb and I noticed the similarites between these two. So, I have decided to make it my duty to point out those similarites because I can:

Thier both angry and violent

Have abandonment issues

Gay. Haizaki has alot of internalized homophobia and is misogynistic. Xanxus is very fruity in general.

Mommy and daddy issues. No I will not elaborate. It's just obvious.

Both get thier assess kicked

They both want something but lose it to the main character. (lol can u even consider kise a main character?)

No father. Just mom

lazy

evil. Xanxus gets redeemed thou. Haizaki just goes incognito.

Their the character foils of the main character ie tsuna and kise

Thier the same height. I think? Probably?

Haizaki claims he doesn't care about basketball but does. Xanxus claims he doesn't care about his guardians but does.

No filter

both have the werid laugh

Thier both man-childs

trash

have op powers but get beat by the mcs

best voice actors 💯👌

Get bored easily

nightmares

unresolved trauma

touch starved

Need therapy

In conclusion, I believe thier secretly related. Xanxus is Haizaki's older brother 😂, which would make sense lol.