#xandersanswer

[slanderxander]

Hey there, folks, name's Xander, I'm a comedic genius and I've got 16 years of experience as a human, nice to meet ya!

I don't have much to say, I'm just here to hang out with my awesome bros, sisses and inbetweenses:

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Corey (@corey-is-boredy)

Anna, aka Adrien, aka Annadrien (@anna-adrien-ftw)

Alice (@alicehassomethingtosay)

Alisha (@alishathecreambxnny)

Iris, aka Irene, aka Irisene (@iris-has-no-idea)

Chen

If you need anything, just ask. Literally. Anywhom, stay safe, kids!

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[slanderxander]

It's the mysterious Anon again!! Ooooohh.... 👻

I request a bad pun please!

~ @alicehassomethingtosay

Maybe I could make a joke about sodium? But Na, that would never work. And chlorine Clearly doesnt either. Sorry bud, out of ideas :/

[slanderxander]

hello xander! can you tell me your worst joke?

Sure thing! -v-

Why does no one like german sausages? Because they're the wurst.

Let's just hope that I didn't straight up insult an entire country :P

[slanderxander]

hello xander~ i feel like i know the answer to this but…how’s corey ;)

Attentive and interested :]

[slanderxander]

No way Alice can cook!!

[slanderxander]

Hi Xander! 🍭

~ @alicehassomethingtosay

Hi Anon ^^

I wonder who this anonymous user could be, Alice!

[slanderxander]

…did you steal my snacks? i had a feeling it was you because i thought i saw your stuff when you came over to my apartment…

[slanderxander]

What’s your favorite type of joke?

Well, I think you know, fellow pun lover B)