#xaes fic: catch us dispatch!

[jalnandanz]

CHAPTER 3 — sus giant bear

time skip (there will be a quite a few timeskips in the story since i dont want to do much writing for this)

a/n: HI im feeding yall chapters because i may not be able to update in the next few days since im going somewhere !!! im so sorry about that :(

summary: being in love is hard. being in love with an idol is even harder. being in love with an idol while being an idol yourself is basically hell. what will girl group member y/n and member of boy group enhypen, heeseung, do while in this situation? and are they even trying to hide their relationship? i mean, holding hands without wearing masks and a cap is basically asking for dispatch to catch you!

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[soobnny]

hi!! do you have any smau recs? 💖💕

hii i’ll recommend the smaus ive read and have thoroughly enjoyed ^_^ (or the ones ive read the summary n appealed to me so much)

for riki:

1. shoot! by @amakumos - i keep accidentally reading chapters when it was still ongoing n it honestly kept cracking me up !! very funny yun has perfect comedic timing

2. forget me not by @enhypenisnotforsale - a good lil harry potter au read,, xin is also funny hehe and this was just rly cute

for jungwon:

1. get it together, jungwon by @choibinn3 - my most favorite smau (ongoing) and it inspired me to start writing and making smaus too <33 11/10 my favorite

2. formula of love and all clear! by @amakumos - formula of love is HILARIOUS w very iconic characters (ily gertrude) ^_^ all clear! is ongoing but ltrly so so sooo funny and sweet

3. confession cafe by @nikihoon - haven’t gotten to read it yet but im so hooked by the synposis :D

4. catnapper by @meijiamikas - i havent read this either but the synopsis is ltrly so captivating and cute hehehe

for sunoo:

1. let me love run wild by @ddeonuism - the first smau ive ever read i love it sm <33 was very cute i giggled lots while reading this

for sunghoon:

1. wrong file by @heekissung - absolutely hilarious n oh em gee the creativity put into the ppts on this i love the concept too

2. fever by @heelvsme - haven’t gotten to read this yet but i have been looking for competitive enemies to lovers sunghoon fic in ages so u guys will enjoy this 100%

for heeseung:

1. catch us, dispatch by @jalnandanz - so hilarious and so so sweet u will have fun reading this ^_^ xae is just wonderful and talented

2. what’s your number? by @jalnandanz - ongoing but so so soooo fun u will def anticipate each chapter <33

3. sugar daddy by @jayflrt - I HAVE NOT READ THIS YET i remember reading the first few chapters when it was ongoing and i ltrly could not stop laughing i srsly need to finish this <33

havent gotten to read much for jake or jay yet but i will update if i do :] also i’m def forgetting some smaus ive read

[jalnandanz]

Add me to the taglist for catch us, dispatch pls 💔

of course !! added you ^_^ ALSO I LOVE UR WORKS 🙏🙏🌷

[jalnandanz]

changed the update sched from 2-3 days to 1-2 because i think ill actually like writing this 🙏🙏

[jalnandanz]

oh woopsies that reblog made it 500 Lol HAPPY 500 TO CATCH YS DISPATCH WOOOOO

[jalnandanz]

next chapter has some angst btw lawl

[jalnandanz]

hi i dont think ill be able to update catch us dispatch as often, something came up and until i resolve it i don't think i will be able to put out chapters as fast, sorry

[jalnandanz]

Can I be on the taglist of CATCH US, DISPATCH !?

ofc !!! added you !

[jalnandanz]

Hi! Can I be part of the taglist for "Catch Us, Dispatch!"?<33

ofc !! added you :]

[jalnandanz]

just made 3 chapters in a row maybe i am enjoying this a little too much 🧍

[jalnandanz]

hellooo! could i be added to your hee smau taglist please? thank u sm!!<3

of course !!!

[jalnandanz]

100 notes ... on the first day .. thank yew ☹☹

[jalnandanz]

ok looked at some hee pics nd i feel slightly better so i May post the 2nd batch of profiles ... keyword is may

[jalnandanz]

hi im so sorry bffz i was gonna post the next batch of profiles but im not exactly feeling well rn so ill post it tomorrow, and the first chapter on the day after

[jalnandanz]

HELLO THANK U FOR 300 NOTES WHAT THE FUCK ???

CATCH US, DISPATCH ! ⎯ l.hs.

pairing: idol!heeseung x idol!fem!reader

summary: being in love is hard. being in love with an idol is even harder. being in love with an idol while being an idol yourself is basically hell. what will girl group member y/n and member of boy group enhypen, heeseung, do while in this situation? and are they even trying to hide their relationship? i mean, holding hands without wearing masks and a cap is basically asking for dispatch to catch you!

genre: fluff, idol au, verrry slight angst, crack (im trying to be funny </3)

featuring: enhypen. i may add more if there are any

a/n: hi if i am unmotivated to finish this please please please force me to, i dont want this to end up like the sunoo smau :( feel free to give any feedback and if u like it plz tell me so that i will be motivated to write lol 🙏😅🤣🤣👍

warnings: a lot of swearing, ignore the timings of the tweets and messages!! more will be added as we progress

status: ongoing (updates every 1 - 2 days)

START: 5 december 2021

END: -

taglist (open): @amakumos @isaluv 

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chapter 1

chapter 2

chapter 3

chapter 4

chapter 5

chapter 6

[jalnandanz]

catch us dispatch was really cute!! and hilarious omg

ahh hello !! thank you so much for reading catch us dispatch ! im very glad to know that you enjoyed it, this made my day :,) have a great day and i hope you look forward to the rest of my works <3