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fivexfaith · 8 years ago

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SHIP MEME. SHIP MEME. SHIIIIIP MEEEEMEEEE.

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how did they meet?

the story is your typical but no-so-classic late night bar run-in. faith lehane not-so-subtly took a vampire by the back of the head and cracked their skull wide open by smashing it into the top of a table in front of where doctor alana bloom sat. and the rest was history.

who developed romantic feelings first?

i’m pretty sure our girl, little miss broody and likes-to-fight, developed ‘em first. but she’ll deny it if ever asked directly.

who is their biggest shipper?

i can tell you who’s not and that’s buffy rolls-eyes-at-every-action-made-and-every-word-said-between-alana-and-faith summers.

when did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

looooooooord their first kiss. their first kiss happened like literal minutes before the two of ‘em officially became an item and it was while they were lying down in alana’s bedroom, after faith blew off patrol because she would have rather made sure to see this very small, very important person get put to bed properly.

who confessed their feelings first?

both were very aware of the fact that feelings had developed and were very loud and very real. i think it was an immediate mutual agreement that they would act on them rather than talk about them. but. i will say that faith lehane was the one to say the l word out loud first.

what was their first official date?

i wanna say the first official date, if you’d call it that, was the day after the two agreed to be together, faith lehane, god bless her, went through the trouble of finding something to wear other than tshirts and jeans and actually made the effort to spend money on flowers. i know, gross, right? disgusting. it was valentine’s day and she tried way too hard to pay tribute to a holiday she hated all for this girl who had told her the night before that her eyes reminded her of a teddy bear.

how do they feel about double dates/group dates?

meh. --that’s. basically. it. just. meh. neither of ‘em are a people person. so they prefer to do things, especially dates, alone. but i mean, i don’t think either of ‘em would be opposed to the idea. you’d be surprised how much of a hoe faith lehane is for pda so she’d honestly just use double/group dates as an excuse to be cute.

what do they do in their down time?

what down time. please show me this down time. between a vampire slayer and a doctor, down time is slim to nonexistent. if there’s a chance for any at all, some much needed z’s are caught. down time has to be created. as does the time for sleep and meals and basic needs.

what was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

ah. well. both sets of parents are dead. but through the power of magic and alana bloom’s memory palace, faith was able to meet jean bloom, alana’s father. and i want y’all to take the knowledge you already have of faith lehane as person and then replace all of those adjectives and arcs with the complete opposite. because that’s how jean bloom saw her and that’s how jean bloom treated her, much like his daughter. with respect and generosity. all of her life, faith lehane had been treated like an outsider, a ghost in foreign postal codes-- up until she met the blooms.

what was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

man, i don’t even know. faith lehane is a hothead, her fuse is already short, everyone knows that. so the first fight probably formed out of faith overreacting for some stupid-ass reason. and like all/most fights, they don’t last long. they’re both embarrassingly fast to forgive because they’re both embarrassingly codependent on the other.

which one is more easily made jealous?

*cups hands around mouth* faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith.

what is their favorite thing to get to eat?

chi *clap* nese *clap* take *clap* out.

who’s the cuddly one? what is their favorite cuddling position?

both are needy. both are clingy. both are disgusting. 99.9% of the time, if you listen carefully, you can hear buffy summers muttering various swears under her breath because 99.9%of the time, alana bloom is sitting in the lap of faith lehane, purring and kneading like a house cat, probably sleeping.

are they hand holders?

lord yes. no, you don’t understand, they will both experience (they have both experienced) a panic attack if hands are not held when hands could be held.

how long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? what’s the circumstances?

not too long? i don’t think? it was a whole trust thing. it had to be built. equally. on both ends. and, at least for faith, she wanted the first time, and each time after that, to be an act of trust, of intimacy, of understanding-- of love. and it was definitely that the first time, the second time, and the hundredth time.

who tops?

it depends. on the mood. on the setting. faith more times than others. but they both enjoy an equal playing field, so to speak.

what’s the worst fight they’ve ever gotten into?

man oh man. i dunno. honestly, i don’t. because like i said, their fights always result and stem off of something ridiculous. neither hold a grudge against the other, both are extremely aware of the other’s emotions and are cautious when it comes to handling ‘em. there’s been one or two times where faith brushed something that alana saw serious and she didn’t-- off. but. that’s about it.

who does the shopping and the cooking?

both have become more of a team effort. but. faith, more so the shopping and alana more so the cooking. even after years of living with and being married to a five star chef and baker, faith lehane’s culinary skills still remain hella l o w.

which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

alana: is the most organized and the most cleanly person alive.faith: has to be constantly reminded to put things where they belong like a toddler.

did they have joined bachelor/bachelorette parties or separate?

fun fact: neither had a bachelorette party because neither their ceremony or actual marriage was/is traditional. but i’m sure if someone had thrown them one, they would’ve griped and groaned the whole time for their wife to be there and all of their friends would’ve gotten annoyed over the fact on how that completely goes against the concept of a bachelorette party.

who proposed?

never forget that alana bloom proposed to faith lehane twice. once at a fancy-smancy french restaurant. but then ultimately decided against it because it didn’t feel very them. and then again, weeks later, even after faith had agreed and said yes the first time, by plopping the ring in a bucket of popcorn at a boston redsox’s game :)))))

big ceremony or small?

again, man, they pretty much eloped without the actual eloping part. it was all very subtle and very private. both agreed to a very teeny tiny reception that consisted of only alana’s brothers.

do they have children? how many?

in kat and i’s main verse, faith lehane and alana bloom have two children. twins. fraternal twins. jean and anastasia. alana carried them both. faith is considered and referred to as the mother and alana is considered and referred to as the father.

did they have a honeymoon? if so, where?

they didn’t honeymoon right away. the honeymoon happened years later on the coast of Maine and it was a little impromptu after faith had experienced her very first full blown panic attack from losing her slayer powers. it was more of a journey of self discovery than an actual honeymoon but they still count is as a honeymoon.

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fivexfaith · 8 years ago

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PLACE IN SOCIETY

♦ Financial : wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty. ♦ Medical : fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged. ♦ Class or Caste : upper / middle / working / slave / unsure. ♦ Education : graduate degree / undergraduate degree / high school / studying / dropout ♦ Criminal Record : yes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has aided/committed crimes, but not caught yet

FAMILY

♦ Marital status : married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single (verse dependent) / divorced / separated / widowed or widower ♦ Children : has a child or children / has no children / wants children / had a child. ♦ Relationship with Family : close with family / not close with family / has no family / parents are deceased. ♦ Affiliation : orphaned / adopted / disowned (abandoned) / raised by birth parent(s)

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

♦ extroverted / introverted / in between. ♦ disorganised / organised / in between. ♦ closed-minded / open-minded / in between ♦ calm / anxious / in between. ♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between. ♦ cautious / reckless / in between. ♦ patient / impatient / in between. ♦ outspoken / reserved / in between. ♦ leader / follower / in between. ♦ empathetic / apathetic / in between. ♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between. ♦ traditional / modern / in between. ♦ hard-working / lazy / in between. ♦ cultured / uncultured / in between. ♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown. ♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS

♦ Faith : monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / nontheistic ♦ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care. ♦ Belief in an Afterlife : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care. ♦ Belief in Reincarnation : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care. ♦ Belief in Aliens : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care. ♦ Philosophical : yes / no.

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION

♦ Sexuality : heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual / heteroflexible ♦ Sex : sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable. ♦ Romance : romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable. ♦ Sexually : adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious. ♦ Potential Sexual Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all. ♦ Potential Romantic Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

♦ Combat Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none. ♦ Literacy Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ♦ Artistic Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ♦ Technical Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS

♦ Drinking Alcohol : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. ♦ Smoking : trying to quit / never / sometimes / frequently / to excess / used to ♦ Other Narcotics : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. ♦ Medicinal Drugs : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. ♦ Indulgent Food : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. ♦ Splurge Spending : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. ♦ Gambling : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

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