#wyther🧨

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aqua hie

keep calking sums "pookie bear" they love the nickname

you sly sly bitch you’re the reason for all my trust issues

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okay how do we graduate to wife then

do we need a witness

i mean we could have a destination wedding but sure this too🙄

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bananas

gimme a moodboard prompt

WHO THE FUCK IS BANANAS

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thankyou for not leaving me alone in terrible life decisions ily

it’s what soulmates are for:) we don’t save each other from drowning we drown together😙

[irisesforyoureyes]

bhai wtf is poets and pancakes

kya nashe kiye isne

bhai isko koi therapist se introduce karva do itna ganda vala adhd hai iss bande ko matlab mai talker hu aur mai bhi relate nahi kar sakti isse mohole vaali aunty ko sharam aajaye apne gossip sessions se isko keh jispe ye high hua tha mujhe bhi dede exams mai theory ke free marks mil jaayenge

[irisesforyoureyes]

hello???

THE FUCKING THEME??? GIRL OKAY

no theme fucking bad. bad girl.

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WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU

oh do not speak of the horrors vile woman (now let’s kiss in hate)

[irisesforyoureyes]

hello wife

hello pookie😏

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im gonna go sleep GNIGHT WIFE TO BE

i have been ur wife to be for 2 years make ur move woman

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WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT ROLLING DOWN IN THE DEEP

when ur brain goes numb (when i pin u against the door) u can call that mental freeze aye (when i fuck kiss you passionately)

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i love you

i won in life

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aqua fina

aqua regia

AQUANA

mate enough with the weed already

[irisesforyoureyes]

hello pretty lady

aap hi ki tareef ho rahi thi

wy simping over me shocker🙄

[irisesforyoureyes]

HELLO LOVE

🕺

[irisesforyoureyes]

there is smth so deepy wrong with you (and with me because that makes you hotter somehow)

couples therapy goals😘

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:P

TAKE THAT

that’s….thats what u call roasting?💀💀💀lol sorry