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[thatndginger]

OC Most Likely Tag Game

thank you so much @pandoras-comment-box for the tag! (find their post here!!)

Rules: Choose one of your OCs that best matches the given statement, and briefly explain why.

Who’s most likely to adopt a raccoon/crow/skunk/fox/misc local wildlife for a pet? (Please tell the class how badly it would go.)

Assuming the whole animals-don’t-like-shifters thing doesn’t apply, then Dean. Oh my god, Dean. He’s the worst combination of soft heart, country hick, and stubborn (couchtotally not based off Cryptid there cough). He wouldn’t have just one raccoon, either. He’d have a whole family of them, and a squirrel, and a flock of crows that follow him around because he helped one of them with a broken wing that one time.

Most likely to verbally eviscerate someone for something petty

Jay. Especially if you catch her on a bad day. She’ll apologize later though if she thinks she needs to.

Most likely to go viral unintentionally

WARRICK SALEHRAD. He canonically has gone viral for his shenanigans before. He’s lowkey a minor -faceless- celebrity in Moressau because of his anonymous insta account chronicling all the police cars/stations/equipment he’s drawn dicks on. His handle is 'thephantomrooster'.

I shall gently tag @touloserlautrec @sam-glade @alnaperera @deanwax

Your questions: 1. Most likely to run into a pole/door/an open manhole because they're distracted 2. Most likely to burn pasta water 3. Most likely to survive a doomed arctic expedition