#wymack is sooooo sexy does he know it

[codename-adler]

if, IF, Wymack were to ever date at all (and i do NOT believe in Abby), it’d be kind of sexy of him to date someone younger. i’m talking at least a 5 year gap. no it’s not related to an OC wip shuddup.

except if he does that, there’s no one canonically to fill that position. which means bringing in an outsider. which means a potential ‘wife in the attic’ situation. except the wife is 9 feral youths. and the attic is a court. and they’re not contained at all. they’re all up in your business in a matter of milliseconds and you know they’re there. you just can’t do anything about it. neither can Wymack. and you have to decide right there and then if you’re ready to be a parent of 9+ problematic dumpster fires.