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divorceconnoisseur · 11 months ago

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no fr i love the way u have 2 options for recruiting wyll. one where u say "hey man let's team up to deal w the body horror tadpoles in our respective heads" and he gives a sorta lukewarm "eeehhh ...... i guess ...... honestly not my biggest priority right now ... but sure okay let's team up."

and one where yr like "damn i know we have body horror tadpoles in our heads but dealing w the evil demon potentially terrorizing locals does sound more pressing. tbh. you want some help?" and he's like "YES!!! EXACTLY!! finally someone w the correct priorities."

#can't remember off the tp of my head rn but im p sure no one else likes that lmao #wyll rlly out here like 'ceremorphosis? more like there-are-more-pressing-matters'#esp funny when juxatposed against astarions disapproval for daring to stop and talk to the druids for the tiefs #wyll steps off the smoking wreck of the nautaloid and is like right. who needs help (not me)#marty martynates #bg3 #marty baldurs the gate (3)

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