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lovelyamneris · 3 years ago

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jerry you will NOT believe what happened to me today. I very generously offered this lady a coffee 3 minutes before closing as we were locking the doors. out of the kindness of my heart. and when I went outside to lock the doors do you know what happened? she was mocking me! mocking me JERRY. :((((

I wish seinfeld was real so I could go to the diner and tell them about my minor problems and have them convince me that I should be Outraged actually

#this is cringe idc I needed to tell jerry about the lady who was mocking me today #because she wanted donuts which we already threw away and I offered her coffee and she didn’t want coffee ig #wwjsd (what would jerry seinfeld do)

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