#wwarpstarter

[awildxheart-blog]

I forgot how much fun it was to get all dolled up; I feel like a princess. I'm so excited for tonight I can't even tell you.

[cliffacondaffs-blog]

Text; list; assholes <3

Mikey: Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison could get it.

Mikey: like any day.

Mikey: Jim Morrison could get it if he were still alive and wrote me poetry.

[tommoffs]

There's nothing like having your own personal dance party. If anyone wants to join, I'm supplying pizza and beer. Apologies in advance to anyone that I disturb with my loud ass music. But then again, I'm not sorry.

[noah-the-queen]

I just learned that when two whales do the dirty, one other whale sometimes comes to hold them up so they don't float off. Nature's weird as fucking shit and I think that's beautiful.

[lula-loves-to-draw-blog]

Why do I feel like Mother's dressing me up to show me off to society people? Balls aren't and haven't really been my thing since I was a girl.

[annabellequeens-blog]

Has anyone seen my brother? I was looking for him a bit ago, and then I gave up but now I am again. 

[harry-hazza-blog]

Text; list; tour gangsters;

Harry: I'm staying at another hotel for the night.

Harry: I'm probably going to catch a flight home tomorrow.

Harry: I'm really sorry for ditching my own vacation. Next year is a new year though... I'll see you next year.

Harry: no dad joke intended.

[awildxheart-blog]

I'm having a chicken fettuccine alfredo baby and if I don't give birth before friday I'll never fit into my dress.

[charlie-queens-skyes-blog]

I am an 80 year old woman trapped in a 20 year old, gay boys body  body. I knit and croche constantly, I nap, I forget birthdays; literally I've had to ask Noah like 80 times before what his birthday is. I'm stubborn, a really bad driver, and a plus to the nap thing -- I am really cranky if I don't get one, and I hate the youth of today. 

[cliffacondaffs-blog]

Were attending a ball on New Years Eve, I swear to god, if any of you even try to get me to dress up in anything more than sweat pants -- I'll gut you. If there is alcohol, that is the only way I am going. 

[tommoffs]

What’s up, fuckers?

[beverleyhillsxx-blog]

SHIT SHIT SHIT! {Beverley cursed as she pulled a jacket on quickly.}

[andersonandonandon-blog]

Yay!

[harry-hazza-blog]

"what was said to late my ass." He stood outside with a smoke between his teeth, wondering how they were gritted so tightly and the smoke wasn't breaking. He was grumbling to himself, the polaroid and letter gripped in his free hand as he spoke to the cold and snow covered ground. 

[charlie-queens-skyes-blog]

Wow, I completely forgot what bog old Bennet was like in the time during tour -- I brought him with me this time. 

[sheeran-paws-blog]

Come on you can trust me.