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Snowy Night Timeless Love: Ep 1-5

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(Knocks on the door to Apothecary Valley, the preeminent medical facility of the jianghu)

"Hello, yes, you must be Xue Ziye, the Valley Master."

"Me? I'm a site surveyor from the Joint Commission - JCAHO. Yes I do have a Fate Reversal Token but that is something we definitely need to discuss because jade tokens cannot be considered a prerequisite to medical treatment."

"Don't close that giant door- let me in!"

"Thank you for eventually letting me in since you are legally required to do so. I've made my preliminary assessment and I do have some questions. Who is this pharmaceutical rep that I see running around everywhere? He says his name is Huo Zhanbai."

"He also says that he's the 7th disciple of the Celestial Alp Sword Sect but I just see someone who's not a PharmD procuring unregulated medicine."

"I know there are shortages, but you can't just pluck fungus out of a tomb and call it a day.

I see, he's collecting five precious medicinal ingredients to save the child of his sworn brother and junior sister?"

"Some of the nurses told me Huo Zhanbai actually had a thing for his junior sister Qui Shuiyin and that Huo Zhanbai was the one who killed his sworn brother because he was trying to defect to an evil sect- that's some good gossip. So good I might let it slide that I also noticed that there were open beverage containers at the nurses' station. Just kidding, I'll have to report that."

"Who is the guy frozen in ice out on the lake?"

"Oh that's your first love who sacrificed himself to save you Titanic style and now you're obsessed with reviving him?"

"I know he's technically neither dead nor alive, Valley Master Xue, but I don't see him listed on the census as a patient."

"The only positive thing I can say so far is that your staff to patient ratios are excellent, well within ANA standards. Your use of restraints is questionable though."

"But everything else, well, I'll be honest- there are a lot of violations that will require regulatory action. Wait- why are you coming over here with that knife?"

"Valley Master Xue, stop right there! I still have to give my report on your National Patient Safety Goal compliance… Put that dagger down!! Why are you stabbing me in the shoulder? Who even does that? Oh no- poison!!! ARGGHHH! "

(dies)

Bonus: Good Looking Bad Guys

Eye

Miao Feng

Miao Shui

They all belong to Yuan Li Palace, and their leader Chang Wujue is also looking for the special ingredients to aid his cultivation. Chang Wujue is over-the-top, his motivations make no sense and I love his very extra lifestyle.

It's just so nice to see a bad guy living in a greenhouse full of flowers instead of the usual dank and dark aesthetic.

Time to Get Catty

Do we think Zeng Shunxi had buccal fat removal?

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Reporting in from the live BoC 2023 lineup show!

So we have….

1. The Hidden Character - reality show with new actors where the public gets to watch and decide who is paired together in a future series

2. Wuju Bakery - Jeff/Barcode series - will be filmed South Korea in the Summer - Jeff plays an alien who visits a bakery where Barcode works! They both looked beautiful in the teaser. Pond said it’s a comedy

3. 4 Minutes - Bible/Build series - original story written by Sammon (Manner of Death/Triage) especially for them… described as a ‘bitter’ drama. When asked if there are many love scenes, Bible said yes! It’s planned for the 4th quarter of the year

4. Man Suang - Mile/Apo movie - historical drama about Thai dancers. Tong is in this one too! Coming to cinemas in August

Wonderful! You're doing this so I don't have to!!!!

Thank you thank you.

Wuju Bakery sounds like previously reported for 2022:

Space Bakery from Silkwood?

Checks MDL, ah yes it is! That must now be a co production. Interesting decision.

About a spaceship that crash-lands into and destroys a bakery shop. Of course this means the alien and the baker end up living together. At the same time, other aliens-in-hiding all around the city start hunting for them. One of my most anticipated BLs. It sounds SO WEIRD.

I like the weird concept of Wuju Bakery but I don't love Jeff & Barcode's chemistry and Korea fubs Thai chemistry anyway, plus Silkwood can't be trusted with endings (Peach of Time)

4 Minutes. That "bitter" has me scared.

Man Suang. This one, the Mile & Apo one, interests me the most. Historical is GOOD.

I can't find anything listed for that first one but also, meh. No thank you.

 - BL Spreadsheet of Doom now updated.

[mr-nauseam]

Profesores culeros, espero que te de tiempo para terminar todo y no te estrese de más :(

¿Deseas que revise tus fanfics de manera crítica? Creo que podría, escribir punto por punto. Me tomaría tiempo, eso sí. He leído algunos y me llevan gustando pero no he dicho mucho. Quizá envié un reporte pronto jaja

Te contaré una historia:

Cuando era más nueva en esto de leer fanfics sentía algo feo. Claramente un remix entre favoritismo juntado con hipocresía cuando Sherlock tenía múltiples parejas muy activas o coquetea con otros (incluso sin estar en una relación con Watson)

Sentía una espinita, sabía que era mala y me hacía sentir horrible.

Así que, después de catalogar ese sentimiento como molesto y estúpido lo intente controlar y hacer razonar mi mente, puesto que no es justo juzgar al Holmes que no hizo nada malo además de querer vivir su vida (en el fanfic)

Es algo que he visto en mucha gente y hay algunos que defienden sentirse así y no intentar cambiarlo ¿Te has sentido así alguna vez?

Es difícil adaptarse cuando se aleja mucho de tu imagen, creo que eso que dices es solo soportable para ti cuando es un fanfic crack (?)

En cuanto al país: caliente. ~Caliente~

El Watson husbando de todos, objetivo de vida de muchas y representación del deseo de ser amado a pesar de sentirnos muchas veces tan imperfectos y detestables como Holmes (?)

Holmes mi patrón lol

Tiene sus cosas buenas, su encanto, su porte, su pose, su lote.

Lo único es que en las series o películas no hacen uso de sus características claramente metrosexuales ah

Decepcionada ando con estos productores

-Sungroth + W (si amigos sabes ser, dicha habrá en tu vida 💛 🎶)

Allí ando. ¡Hoy explotare porque para el jueves se entrega todo! Jajsbahs AUXILIOOO. ¿Y tú Sun, cómo vas? Espero mucho mejor que yo. :(

Ay 😳👉👈 pues si me gustaría... Apreciaría mucho lo que tengas que decirme Sun sobre mis fics feos y sería genial si pudiera ver tu reporte pronto jsjsjajaja

Re intenso el asunto. 👁👄👁

Creo que no jsjsja o sea las únicas veces que me pasa eso de molestarme con el personaje y sus acciones de una forma similar a la que dices es cuando ando leyendo algo re toxico con Mary y me la paso mentando madres. Tipo que hacen Watson jamás la quisiera y la trate mal o le sea infiel, que Holmes sea grosero, etc.

Allí si me quejo pero siento tiene su razón de ser porque el personaje tiene actitudes inadecuadas y la verdad luego de un rato se me pasa, especialmente si en la historia pues recapacitan.

Lo que sí cuando he leído fics que se alejan de mi visión es cierto tengo cierta incomodidad al inicio pero conforme leo y si la historia es buena lo acepto. Tipo luego de un rato ando riendome o hasta me saco ideas en base a esos temas. 😂

Aunque sí hay cosas que cuando me chocan demasiado lo dejo en crack fic único y bye bye. Creo que saber que nos gusta y nos disgusta leer es importante; tenemos la opción de elegir y buscar contenido que se adapte a nosotros, sin embargo, también creo que eso de sentir cierto enojo irracional hacia x personaje por razones inofensivas no es muy sano, así que aplaudo tu decisión.

:) Incluso si alguien quisiera seguir sintiéndolo. No esta mal, es libre de hacerlo pero yo creo que cuando es asi eso que se piensa nunca se debe externar al trabajo ni al creador. Quejarse con los compis está bien pero es distinto el asunto.

(Yo remarcó este punto porque he visto que la gente que no lo corrige luego anda de hater 🙄con el autor del fic y con la obra. No esta mal decir que te disgusta algo por muy meh que sea pero decirlo con amigos a decirlo de forma intensa y grosera en la plataforma mmm pero eso solo lo hace la gente ociosa asi que nada de que preocuparnos tú y yo amix. We are decent people).

Wuju ya no me congelo: ¿Ecuador?, ¿Venezuela?

Te salió re poético pero sí. Por eso amamos a Watson. Nuestro patrón. 🛐❤❤ En general el watsolmes es muy hermoso ahhh.

😠 AHHHH SÍ. La verdad no lo retratan bien. Si Holmes bonito claramente tiene una rutina super complicada de cuidado de la piel (? Yo quiero verlo en una adaptación con el clásico mascarilla y pepinos en los ojos. Jsjsjs ay no, recorde un fic donde Holmes estrena un perfume pero alguna vez has conocido a una nena que usa un perfume que huele a vainilla y es re potente? Pues Holmes usa uno asi. Jsjsjs y Watson llega y esta de AAAA MI NARIZ. Me dio diabetes de olerlo. Y anda buscando qué huele así. SH claramente no cree que sea su perfume, si huele bonito asi que le dice que a lo mejor eso feo es un perfume de la señora Hudson.

Entonces Watson se acerca a Holmes y le dice ¡ERES TÚ! Jsjsjsja y Holmes lo niega y le acusa de tener mal gusto. Ayyy

Ni siquiera verás a quien das tu amistad, si amigo sabes ser ~

¿si es de la peli esa toda bonita del zorro y el sabueso? ❤😭

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BOC: Thank you lovely fans for sending a food truck to the filming set. The Head of unit barcodetin is energetic and ready to go to work.

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Via SOS twitter

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SOS: Wuju Reporter

Raon is concentrated... about the bakery.

[yi-dashi]

Starter for @monstheir (Yone)

Though few knew of his heritage, appropriate rumors still fell in the Bladesman’s lap. If people reported negative feelings, or literal malevolent ghosts, his cultural obligation compelled him to investigate. The problems of the smallest villages rarely trickled up to the appropriate Orders in a timely way, so he strode onward without any expectation of acknowledgement.

But to say he was surprised, when his lenses lead him to a material sight, would have been to misread his muted expression. Yi staggered in his step, head jolting from point to point as he examined the other. The goggles themselves shouted complaints when his slightly ajar mouth would not, the components struggling against their mechanical bounds. A tight-chested breath then escaped the Wuju Master as his hands flexed about his blade, leaning back on his haunches in preparation for conflict.

“Are you the spirit that menaces this place?” He asked, tone demanding an answer. It was more complicated than that, though? This wasn’t just a spirit. Curiosity played at his mind as much as anxiety did, but threat management came before anything else, he figured, “Speak now, if you are able. Who are you? What are you? Do you have a name that can be known?”

[yi-dashi]

//I like the notion that Yi wears his helmet almost everywhere, as reported by Wukong, but in Homecoming he barely wears it for the duration of the story. Only when he needs to deal with matters of the spirits, or when he is meditating does he pull it out. It’s easy to read as an act out of respect. His face is how people knew him on the mountain, and so he shows it to them. The goggles are a front for those away from Wuju, even if they weren’t intended to be.

  But then thinking about it from this angle, there is a second level to the whole thing. Yi is very recognizable. His defense of Bahrl is apparently something that earned him a lot of notoriety. Not so much that people might recognize him without the goggles though. That might be hard to say, because Yi is shown interacting with so few people on Bahrl, but it does make me think. Yi might rather disappear into obscurity. Such is the Wuju way. The goggles allow him his retreats to isolation without questions from anyone, which opens some questions about how he views himself and his situation...

[yi-dashi]

//Motherly headcanons on this fine mothers day.

  Let’s talk about the Wuju trial of the decade!

  Shouhou Huan was a former Wuju student, about average in her proficiency when compared to her peers. Her parents were blacksmiths, though otherwise uninvolved in Wuju, so they were happy for her to branch out. Being a bladeswoman with aspirations of mastery, she was judged as much as she was respected. Eventually she was forced to leave the Wuju School, and the record would show that it was a mutual decision based on a difference in lifestyle.

  In reality, it had become apparent that she had left the village on at least one occasion with the intent of courting a man outside of Wuju. The drama between Yi’s mother and father is a complicated story, but the issue from the School’s perspective was her defiance, and potential chance of pregnancy. Having children in or out of wedlock wasn’t particularly an issue, but carrying one when you practice an art that deals in rigorous exercise, teleportation, and healing magic definitely was. Leaving the village when not yet a Master was also a capital crime, and the main focus of events.

  Under Wuju law, it was required that a tribunal be held. The judging members always consisted of the two Masters specifically assigned to the student, and a third Master to act as a tiebreaker and mediator. Huan argued by conceding that she had broken the law, and admitted she would normally be subject to the harshest punishment. She petitioned for a lesser sentence however, citing that the circumstances of her relationship with Yi’s father had saved his life, and that ultimately she couldn’t be sure if she was with child. They quickly dismissed any moral question to do with her future husband, but were stuck when it came to trialing a sexually active female student.

  Her two Masters, the bardic hero Master Yhen and the relatively young philosopher Master Kuu-Ro, were split. Yhen argued for a literal interpretation of the law. He cited that while he wouldn’t think of banishment to death under most circumstances, he wasn’t comfortable setting the precedent that any female Wuju Practitioner could leave, become with child, then avoid punishment because of a morally grey area. This was a shock to most, as Yhen was known for often breaking the law. Kuu-Ro agreed that the precedent had potential to be dangerous. However, he rebutted that this situation was exceedingly rare, and as such all past and future cases would be considered uniquely. In the end, he was neither comfortable with the written law of banishing anyone to death, nor was he comfortable with potentially killing a guiltless unborn child.

  Ultimately when weeks passed and no consensus could be reached, especially as Huan self reported evidence of her own pregnancy, they gave the decision to the third tribunal member: Master Doran. Controversy surrounded his inclusion, but that’s a drabble for another time. He was known as a literalist when it came to law, and had historically been unafraid of death as punishment despite Wuju’s peaceful ways. He was, however, impressed by Huan’s honesty, and believed her when she said she only had dealings with Yi’s father. The stretch that was his logic then went: If the only person she shared her Wuju practice with was safely contained within the village, then had she really gone down the mountain by lawful definition? Wuju law only concerned itself with practitioners sharing the art with outsiders, not the specific act of leaving the village. Yhen once again argued for the precedent of the matter, but found himself not wanting to find more reasons to put someone to death.

  It would follow that the only crime she had committed was written on quite commonly; she had inadvertently attempted to start a family when not yet a Wuju Master. Something that called for expulsion regardless of gender. She was more than relieved to know she would be barred from ever leaving the village again, as well as expulsion from the school. On the condition that he could ever stand before a tribunal, Yi’s father would also not be permitted to leave. The infamy of being kicked out of Wuju practice was lost completely on her. Living was a much higher priority than enduring scorn.

  She was content to go back to the blacksmith craft, and eventually adopt her new husband into the practice as well. She was also surprised to find that her legal defense had come true: she was going to have a baby. But her drive was endless, so she devoted herself to weaponsmithing as well as family rearing. She was unique in her knowledge of inner Wuju, and could project this onto her craft. A lot was forgotten and forgiven when the local smith knew just enough to tailor blades to a Master’s personal taste. She was known especially for ornamental weapons that would shatter in combat, unless empowered by the Wuju Style. This would ultimately consume any other legacy she could leave.

  Though there was some regret as time went on, her dreams of Wuju mastery were later passed on to her son. To Yi, she was Emai. Wise, warrior mother who could beat him in a spar on most days.