#wttt starkins

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how do you think cali would react to finding out all the times mass was teasing him that was actually flirting

Bro did NOT know

[24-7fandombrain]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what characters the Starkins ship involves? Every time I see a post about it there's never any character tags and all I can think of is The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

Starkins this Starkins that you're forgetting the REAL king of Starbucks forget Calimass (Don't I love them so much been waiting so long for more shippers), where's all the Washington/Massachusetts ship stuff

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WTTT ships in my Armada*

OG6: because they all have two hands

TexiCal: Friends to Enemies to Lovers and then repeat the cycle

NYCal: The Mean Blue Duo

TexiCalNY: Becase I want to

AlTexCal: Big Boys and their toys

FloLou: The Chaos Twins

FloGovLou: the Chaos Twins and their Victim

NYMass: Cause no one kills ya but me

MassCal: Starkins, the Romeo and Juliet of Coffee

4corners: Cause the holy man need so much D

*not a comprehensive list

[theywhoshantbenamed]

I feel like Cali would be the type of guy to get insane baby fever at random times and Mass and NY just gotta deal with it

Forewarning I gave myself second-hand embarrassment cause I put too much though in this and now I have a fic WIP for this idea. And then I achieved self-awareness and remembered this is literally all one guy and they are STATES and I’m gonna try not to think too hard about it

Also I wasn’t sure if this implies he can get pregnant or not but I was already leaning into that before I realized adoption might’ve been possible(doesn’t matter either way) so the fic idea also implies that he can have kids ANYWAYS MOVING ON

Yeah California loves kids he wants to have one he wants to raise one so bad and he’ll be walking down the street and see a kid with their parent and it just makes him long for a family like that

Mass would probably cave like “my spitfire is so demanding” but oh yeah he’s planning way ahead he’s looking at baby clothes he’s checking out schools he’s preparing for the day it happens because lord knows if he’s having a kid he’s giving them the best. Btw if you’re wondering why they’re the same height Mass is being lifted in that doodle

New York would be more firm in being like “someday, but let’s actually talk it through before we do all that” but he’s very patient with California and usually manages to get him levelheaded.

California crying like “I WANNA BE A MOTHER PLS PLS PLS”

Thank you for the ask I’m sorry I went crazy with this one 😵‍💫

[theywhoshantbenamed]

California swears a storm up at Mass and Mass goes away with hearts in his eyes because California is flirting back The next day California apologizes for how he acted, he was just hangry. Mass cries in a corner

Good lord they’re a disaster /aff

[theywhoshantbenamed]

California showing up to a Western Meeting with hickies on his neck and a take away Dunkin' Donuts coffee

Washington: *scoffs* Really??

California: don’t be jealous, whore.

Washington: I meant the chain restaurant coffee, you basic bitch. I don’t give two shits about the emotionally constipated northeastern state you slept with to get it

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Starkins having weekly bitch and stitch days where Mass knits and California cross stitchs

They need something to keep them occupied while they rant or else they start throwing stuff mid sentence

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Florida gets sick of California complaining that Mass isn't responding to Cali's flirting

NY gets sick of Mass complaining that California isn't responding to Mass's flirting

I’m hearing “side-plot snowbirds” sorry

Florida: listen, just KISS HIM

California: what if he doesn’t like me like that tho??

Florida: alright fine, we can start small. Just FUCK HIM

California: how is that SMALLER??

Florida: because even if he doesn’t like you romantically I can guarantee he’s at least considered you sexually. You’re hot, so own it already 🙄

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Dog California laying on-top of grumpy Cat Mass

Actually yeah this one gets the seal of approval

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Starkins where Mass is hacking agencies that California ranted about the night before as California sits on his lap like a cat

Mass is casually “evil” and in love with California so he will do anything for him even if it’s “wrong.”

Well those are Gov’s stupid rules and half the time the agencies that Cali dislikes are run by some real assholes so the Feds gonna have to suck it up

California being like “damn the morally corrupt business I was talking to you about an hour ago just turned out to be financially corrupt as well”

Mass “they should’ve learned to hide their shit better im just saying”

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Cali puts Mass in a collar and leash and hand feeds hin chunks of Dunkin' Donuts for being a good boy

Mass stays winning not only does he get to be on the leash of a babe, he gets free Dunks!!

If he’s really good he’ll get a sip of coffee and a scratch under the chin

[theywhoshantbenamed]

To fuel your Starkins, Los Angeles is the Donut Capital of America and the reason donut boxes are usually pink is because it was used to save money by Cambodian refugees who opened donut shops in SoCal.

Alfjksd awww that makes a lot of sense honestly and it kinda tracks cause like if you've never been to Randy's Donuts, it's one of the most popular shops, most notably recognizable from the second Iron Man movie, where Tony stark is eating donuts on top of a giant donut!! And there were several other movies where film took place there.

But rn in my mind I'm thinking starkins coffee and donut dates those chilly December days in LA where they get their respective coffees and sit in a park with a mini box of donuts and just like chill skdjdkdk very soft very fluffy just the kind of thing I love

Also I have this doodle for it since you brought it up :D