#wttt Saint Petersburg

[universalcowboyclown2006]

Headcanons about California (Long text):

• California is a white latino.

Reasons? He gives the vibes of being a white latino with Vitamin D deficiency because of not leaving too much his apartment and having a poor diet (the vitamin D deficiency it's a projection), also for genetics.

• Him, Baja California and Baja California Sur need glasses to see because the three of them have astigmatism. (Funfact: California and Baja share the San Andrés fault)

• When he was a spanish and then a mexican territory, he used to be taller than Texas and had long hair. A very long hair but he didn't knew how to take care of it so Yucatan had to do it because she was the closest thing he had of an older sister.

• He joined to the american side in the Mexican-American war, not because he had no choice but because he wanted to leave Mexico... Except he left Baja California behind and abandon him (this was before Baja California Sur born).

(• Talking about Yucatan, she was the older sister for mostly the mexican states and for Texas, New Mexico and California, especially for Texas.)

• He's losing his ability to tolerate spicy food thanks to the american food.

• He had relationships, affairs or just a situationship with another human representations around the world beside the states:

Those were:

- Bahamas (he broke her heart and Florida almost broke California in half) (affair)

- Tokyo (she just used him but nobody believes him thanks to her calm and educated demeanor; don't have her as your enemy...NEVER...) (unknown status)

- London (Him and London were so toxic for each other) (affair)

- Buenos Aires (Latinoamerica started to hate him because he wasn't a nice guy towards her, even if he's a feminist and even if Latinoamerica didn't like her. Otherwise, Buenos Aires has a draft tweet (not only on Twitter) about California and all his personal information that could ruin him forever; she obtained the information from Tokyo) (relationship)

- Zurich (Zurich's first and last relationship because he develop an anxious attachment style and Cali is one of the reasons he goes to therapy) (Situationship/Relationship, it was pretty confusing)

- Saint Petersburg (Oh god...he...their relationship it's a confidential document top secret and no one knows they were something except for Tokyo) (unknown affair)

- Seoul (She thought he was different from the men of her country, Seoul was right but the stereotypes she saw on America about her country and other asian countries make her broke up with California; this was the healthiest broke up that Seoul had but the most painful for Cali, he loved her so much and the relationship was cute for both of them.) (Relationship)

- Belgium (California broke up with him but Belgium still loved him (Belgium is a cinnamon roll until you discover what he did in the Democratic Republic of Congo))(Relationship)

Etc.

• Usually when he has a problem with a country, he uses his "What if I'm a country?" status to be taken seriously, thing that doesn't work and ask for help from Gov at the end.

That's it, bye bye!!

(Edit 14/04/2024: Cali's relationship with London was an affair, not a formal one)