#wttsh Bakersfield

[goldengay49]

California, so close to snapping: I-

Texas: SHUT UP

California: …

California (in a monotone speaking voice): you don’t know me… but you don’t like me… say you care less how I feel… but how many of you that sit and judge me… ever walked the streets of Bakersfield…

Texas: …

Texas: SO YOU DO LIKE COUNTRY MUS—

[mx-heinous]

Florida Someone stole Cal's beanie and put a cowboy hat on his head, so now Bakersfield is fronting. Cal is not having a good time because he can see Texas making goo-goo eyes at Bako from inside his brain.

[mx-heinous]

*Bakersfield shows up at The Table*

Texas: Ugh, another one of that damn liberal state's cities

Bakersfield: Y'know, I got my own country music, and I'm conservative

Texas: 👀

[goldengay49]

California, trying to focus during a meeting

Bakersfield in the back: TURN IT ON! TURN IT UP! TURN ME LOOSE!

If y’all can’t tell, I love Dwight yoakam

[goldengay49]

Bakersfield

I might add more later

Buck owens rarely wore a cowboy hat

[goldengay49]

Me, listening to little ways: *sighs* I’m gonna draw Bakersfield