#wtf would I want with a walrus? Be on tv or in some mrBeast video? Nah

[aristhesorceress]

With this whole fairy vs walrus thing I've seen so many people argue which one needs the bigger mental gymnastics to make a point.

"Someone pranked me"

"Fairies are real I guess"

But have you considered that I want it to be the fairy? Just as much as I want to walk into my wardrobe and find Narnia. Or Gandalf to send me on an adventure.

I want that fairy to be there on my doorstep.