#wtf u mean hes 5'6

[jiigokus]

just realized yhwach is a foot taller than yamamoto

[leia-imogen]

aaron & the family he's found all by himself; vol. 2 // vol. 1

( ft. short jokes, a belated birthday shopping trip, & an ultra-chaotic winter break )

( for @criswisstuff & anyone who enjoyed the first one <3 )

savannah, who is 5'9, is constantly teasing aaron and cleo for being short. katelyn's good at 5'6, and also a bit impossible to tease bcs she's the actual best, so she gets to escape this

cleo ( 5'2 ) is perfectly delighted to have someone shorter than her for once in her life, even by only 2 inches

aaron: guys, just try and see this from my point of view

sav: [ collapses ]

katelyn: [ crouches down ]

cleo: [ sits cross-legged on floor ]

aaron: dude you're literally 2 inches taller than me

cleo: 2 and a quarter

sav is so smug about this but in a good-natured way, in that she and cleo call aaron "kid" or "kiddo" or "pipsqueak" and he doesn't mind bcs they always say it w such a huge smile and he likes to respond to sav with "how's the weather up there, tall-ass?"

and katelyn thinks it's ridiculously adorable how tiny aaron is and obviously she uses him as an armrest all the time

katelyn, petting aaron's hair: guys guys omg he's like an angsty mini blond kitten and i would kill for him <3

sav, popping up between them: mini-yard :))

before i get super distracted, i just wanna mention that aaron met sav and cleo towards the end of november, so they missed the twin's birthday

but sav still insists that she must take him shopping bcs sure his fashion sense is fine but there's always room for improvement, isn't there, aaron??

he relents, so long as she and cleo and katelyn ( who already gave him a birthday present?? why's she doing this??? ) don't spend too much money

sav drags him all around south carolina to the best thrift stores she can find and cleo and katelyn are amazed that she can get such fantastic deals on the supermodel clothes she wears

fr she's literally a fashion design major ( + minoring in business management ) and she shows up to class in skilfully done drugstore makeup and an absolutely killer outfit for like 15 bucks

she grew up poor, and she's still poor now, even if she ( thankfully ) managed to scrape a cheerleading scholarship

sav, flicking through a rack of dresses labelled $4 apiece: RIP to little miss rich bitch reynolds but i'm different ;)

no hate to allison she's awesome but she grew up in the lap of luxury surrounded by designer brands so she knows NOTHING about thrifting and rationing money in general

oh and sav and allison have kind of a frenemies thing going on bcs they're both fighting for the top spot of their fashion design course

they spend the whole day shopping and aaron ends up with a highly upgraded wardrobe that contains a lot of cute pastel stuff and sav's promise to do his makeup

aaron insists on paying for dinner at the really nice pizza place a short drive from campus even tho they all protest

and andrew knows he's found new friends, but has no idea that it's the vixens and he's dating one of them. nicky does tho, but he's sworn to secrecy

nicky thinks his new clothes are adorable and is stunned when aaron tells him the total cost

"oh my GOD that girl sounds like a genius."

"yeah, her name's sav. you guys,, would get along, i think."

okay now for the winter break part!!

i think that you can get permission to stay at dorms if you're an international student or something??

anyways since sav's super upset bcs her father straight-up told her not to come home bcs he has a new girlfriend ( god i hate sav's father )

katelyn would stay with her, but her dad can finally have her home in new york for christmas and she really doesn't want to miss it

cleo, the only one with a properly functional family, is going back to her big family house and loving parents and grandma and aunt and siblings and cousins. love that for her.

so aaron and sav are stuck at psu for 2 weeks and aaron's surprisingly cool with this. and sav's excited bcs for the first time since her mom died, she can spend her christmas with someone she actually wants around instead of her shitty-ass father and his constant stream of bitchy girlfriends

they spend a lot of time together, stealing food from the athlete's dining hall to make their own weird combos, which usually ends with aaron making something Cool and Interesting and sav gagging and spitting out whatever strange concoction she had previously insisted would taste good

i literally can't bring myself to give a shit about the twinyards' deal bcs andrew literally became best friends with renee?? and hooks up with guys at eden’s??? idk what's going on there but it's like andrew is trying to control aaron's life while he can do whatever he wants??? and honestly wtf????

also let me just make it clear that i ADORE andrew so so much he's one of my favourite comfort characters ever but i'm not gonna make excuses for his shitty behaviour. i fully believe he heals and puts away his pride to apologise to aaron, nicky, and kevin for his treatment of them

that's definitely not to say that aaron's internalised homophobia isn't eww, but with so many important people in his life gay, he makes a huge effort to get over it

so andrew just thinks that aaron is spending a lot of time in the library or out with nicky or something

and when aaron tells sav about this deal, she's kinda horrified, but it's pretty clear to her that aaron so desperately wants to fix his relationship with his brother, and she's not in any place to discourage him, is she?

the only thing she can do is hope that he won't come out all the worse for it

and stare at the boy curled up on the other end of the pale pink sofa cleo's parents had gotten, wonder just how much shit he'd been put through, and decide she was going to be his best friend

aaron's face has gone entirely impassive. sav nudges his fluffy-socked foot with her own, then reaches out to smooth the crease between his eyebrows. "careful, you'll wrinkle your pretty little face."

aaron is very caught off guard by this, and very promptly flushes bright red, which contrasts with the pale teal hoodie he stole from katelyn

"okay, enough talk about depressing crap. wanna go make christmas cookies now?"

"yeah."

so they make christmas cookies. well, it was supposed to be christmas cookies, but it turns into double chocolate fudge cookies somewhere along the line. neither of them knows how

them baking together is the definition of chaos. they're still blasting songs, and sav is singing along terribly

"yOu'Re A mEaN oNe, Mr. GrInCh," while poking aaron's cheek as he tries to mix something. he throws a handful of flour at her. "yOu ReAlLy ArE A hEel."

anyways obviously sav retaliates and that ends in a flour fight. it only stops when aaron deadass cracks an egg on sav's head and she smears chocolate into his hair

she also tries to make him sing along to baby, it's cold outside

"i'Ve GoT tO Go `wAAyyy~" she holds a spatula up to his face

"go away."

they video call katelyn, who takes one look at the mess in the cramped dorm kitchen and sighs so loudly and dramatically that her dad pops in and asks if everything's okay

aaron freezes up at the sight of him and sav quickly turns off the camera, bcs they both want to make good impressions on him, and being covered in various cookie ingredients just won't cut it, ya know?

the cookies turn out delicious and sav sends all their group chat various photos of the process, most of which consist of selfies with her making goofy faces while aaron is simultaneously baking and flipping off the camera

plus a several videos of sav enthusiastically dancing and mouthing the lyrics of, as follows, all i want for christmas is you, let it snow, and santa claus is coming to town and aggressively pointing a spatula at aaron

"c'mon aari, just sing! please??? please???? please you can do it i believe in you!!"

finally he just. gives up. "okay, you know what? fine, i'll sing to ONE and then you will STOP bothering me you insolent dumbass."

sav beams. santa baby starts playing. aaron is very clearly going through five stages of grief in 0.5 seconds

"go on," sav says sweetly as she slides in next to a pouting aaron, "i'll sing with you."

sav slings an arm around his shoulder and sways with him, so it's just her doing that and him grumpily mumbling the lyrics

and when the cookies are cooling down, they start cleaning the kitchen up. aaron rubs some spilled egg yolk into sav's hair but it goes pretty okay otherwise, since they're just listening to more christmas songs and chatting about light stuff, like aaron's biochem course, sav's fashion course, and their dumb classmates

aaron mostly listens tho, and learns that sav kind of hates allison reynolds for giving up her inheritance when she would do ANYTHING for even the tiniest fraction of that money

but she still thinks allison's gorgeous bcs c'mon

and that sav's dream is to one day open her own boutique!!

aaron spends most of the actual christmas day with the monsters at eden's bcs nicky and andrew wanted to

he spent a lot of the time texting on their group chat

doessavvyisgay: so u just go to a nightclub every week??

unaliveme: i mean yeah, i literally worked here for a while. we needed money and nicky was already working 2 jobs night and day

actualblessing: babe ur backstory is so tragic

unaliveme: i'm a fox for a reason ig

cleo.magda: Yes but-

doessavvyisgay renamed this conversation "aaron miniyard support group"

unaliveme: oh ffs

unaliveme: sav subject change go

doessavvyisgay: i'm at the clothes store what should i get?

actualblessing: something pretty :)

doessavvyisgay: sorry, i can't buy the cashier

cleo.magda: Wow.

doessavvyisgay: I DID GET HER NUMBER THO

unaliveme: lmaooo what's her name?

doessavvyisgay: uh

unaliveme: savannah istg u don't even know her name??

actualblessing: s a v

actualblessing: damn u really do be turning on the Charm tho

actualblessing: respect i didn't even talk to aaron till i asked him for notes bcs he has rly pretty notes and also a rly pretty face

actualblessing: and even then i was like :0

unaliveme: IT WAS CUTE I PROMISE

doessavvyisgay: u 2 = the only valid heterosexual couple

actualblessing: rt

unaliveme: oh shit i'm getting super drunk

cleo.magda: Aaron, you drink? That's not legal, get out of there right now. Kids these days-

unaliveme: cleo u have literally seen me get drunk af,, the first time we met,,, and anyways this is how my family bonds ✌🏻

doessavvyisgay: that's. so damn weird kiddo but go off ig

actualblessing: no go find better things to bond about other than alcohol and weird sweaty dancing

cleo.magda: Yeah, go watch some Christmas movies!

unaliveme: nicky makes us watch die hard every year

doessavvyisgay: see u in hell, kiddo ;)

cleo.magda: I meant things like The Polar Express and Home Alone.

actualblessing: merry christmas ya filthy animals!!

doessavvyisgay: merry xmas y'all i'm gonna go to that christmas party bcs i'm super bored

unaliveme: merry christmas mothers and fuckers

cleo.magda: Merry Christmas, you guys!

[faveanimeships]

hey can i request a matchup with haikyuu? i'm 5'6, black hair and i have a soft korean/japanese look ( im chinese) i dont know whats my mbti but im from slytherin & my star signs are: gemini sun gemini moon aries rising! my friends describe me as a fuckin chatterbox and i seem to hate everyone ( which i dont), good conversationalist, up for anything ( wink wink ) , falls in love too easily, good at math and always ready for fun! hate talking abt my feelings bc it makes me vulnerable! thanks!!!!!

HELLO BUBS YES YOU MAY !!! YOU’RE SO ADORBS TUT ITS OKAY IF YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE !! I LOVE FRIENDS WHO TALK A LOT UWU AND WTF HOW ARE YOU GOOD IN MATH LEGEND

I ship you with Nobuyuki Kai!!!

(oof our major underrated character???)

You are energetic, lively, bold, ambitious, a stand out individual, but at the same time, you probably like to appreciate small things and also have the desire to discover the world and gain a deeper understanding about people. You mentioned that you fall in love too easily and frankly I think it’s just because you love to appreciate different things in life, and you have come to accept and love different people with distinctively different but interesting quality. When you’re looking for a partner, you would probably look for someone who has this ‘connection’ with you, someone who would understand your feelings without you confronting them with your feelings directly. You would also want a partner who is a great listener, but it doesn’t stop there. Some people are content with just an acknowledging hum during conversational intervals, but you would probably prefer someone who would provide some sort of a meaningful reply when you converse?

THEREFORE, I ship you with Kai!!! Kai appears to be a relaxed, laid back person but obviously from Nekoma (known for their ability to connect), he would have exceptional observation skills, which would be handy when he tries to depict your emotions, so he can act accordingly, like when you’re sad, he would come along and just randomly give you a hug, or when you’re angry he would need to think if you needed space or company, that sort of thing. Kai doesn’t talk much, in which I think perfectly contrasts your chatterbox and lively personality. It is canon that Kai is a great listener, having to put up with different arguments every day and being the middle man of some random squabble. Overall, Kai provides a very calm and stable presence and would be a very very very reliable partner. (A/N: he literally looks fearless >_>?? The boy’s life quote is basically “as long as you’re alive, things will work themselves out one way or another???) yeesh

In terms of conversations, Kai would probably opt to say something meaningful rather than just hum in acknowledgement, which is in this case, amazing so you can keep the conversation flowing. Not only that, Kai would be able to keep up with you when you’re in the mood for random stuff like (>////

Anyhows Kai would probably appreciate you as his partner, obviously he understands how easily you fall in love with something and would probably be a little jealous if it goes too far, but he trusts you and is willing to support you in everything you do!!!

I MEAN don’t worry heS HAD MORE THAN REQUIRED EXPERIENCE TO BE WITH YOU!!!! LIKE LOL NEKOMA IS LIKE CHAOTIC AS????? So plz don’t worry

Things he likes:

1.     Cuddling + you talking

2.     Holding hands

3.     When you’re worried about him (since he’s always so ??? neat and coordinated)

4.     Movie nights

5.     Study dates

6.     Walks

7.     Shopping together

8.     Cooking together

9.     Fruit picking

10.  Spending time with you

I will also ship you with (under the cut!!)

Akinori Konoha

Konoha is funny, jack of all trades, and knows how to handle people well (I mean if he has Bokuto on his team??????) Konoha would be bashful if you tried to initiate any physical contact at all, but he’ll try to maintain that idiot smug face of his. Of course, Konoha shows how he cares through his actions, like how he might be slightly annoyed that you talk so much but then again, he really to listen to you talk. He might disagree with you sometimes and you’d end up bickering, but he’d be sure not to take the bickering too far- he doesn’t want to fight, he just wants to bicker??? He’s also amazing at supporting you throughout your life, be it a trivial or a big problem, he’s always down to give you encouragement or advice, whichever you need most. It’s canon that he’s a jack of trades kind of person, an all-rounder and would help you academically and physically if he needs to. He probably loves spending time with you, but he’ll get you to tell him that you like spending time with him instead and deny all allegations about him liking to spend time with you, which is annoying?? But it will probably be a thing between the both of you.

Big tease, he loves to tease you and poke fun at you, but nothing too serious. He’s also a very observant person, having to put up with Bokuto’s mood swings and read the opponent at the same time, he knows what to say and do to calm you down. Depending on your mood, he’ll do different things that will obviously help you feel better, or if you’re happy he’ll probably say something like “whats with the slap happy face??? Its creeping me out” u: stfu Overall a very fun and loud relationship but at the same time, mutual understanding and respect is present, a very supportive relationship!!!

Keiji Akaashi

Akaashi is calm, composed, collected and most of the time, emotionless. He’s also blunt and only provides commentary in a conversation when he has something meaningful to say. He’s also very observant, logical and a very quick thinker overall but he can be cheeky and playful sometimes. Obviously Akaashi is used to constant chattering (Bokuto will NEVER STOP TALKING) but he doesn’t mind it, he actually likes it. He loves to listen to you talk and he will only offer witty/ meaningful responses when he feels like it. As mentioned, you look like you hate everyone and this is what Akaashi can relate to, and both of you can just talk about your struggles together, which is super cute omg!!! Of course, Akaashi offers amazing advice and would probably be blunt if you were the one who made the mistake, and sometimes it hurts because you just need support??? However, in Akaashi’s case he wants the best to you and sometimes if it’s something you don’t want to listen to, he’ll still say it. It would probably come across as criticism but he’s just looking out for you. Although he looks tired most of the time, but I feel he has enough stamina to keep up with you (>////

Obviously, Akaashi is used to reading people and he knows how to deal with different situations quickly, in which if you’re having either a bad/good/meh day, he can think of several different things he could make you feel much more at ease/ better. He’s a big fan of holding hands, he lover intertwining hands and rubbing his thumb over yours gently. He’ll also love it if you spoilt him from time to time.

I also ship you with !!! Reon Ohira

-       Calm couple

-       He has a soothing presence + super reliable

-       AMAZING HUGS

-       AMAZING LISTENER, QUIET, BUT AMAZING ENCOURAGEMENT

-       CONFIDENCE !!!!!

-       Very supportive boyfriend

-       Cute shopping dates at Ikea, walking around, planning for your house in the future

-       Deep conversations

YEET YEET HOPE U LIKE IT