#wtf this is a horror movie this is literally a magnus archives plot

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sometimes i think back to the time before Riverdale existed and you could go into a character tag and it was wholesome and fun and reliable, now going into the tags is like walking into a room and it's full of strangers all claiming to be your friends and you're like "no i do'nt know you" and they're like "yes you do we did all that stuff together?" and you don't remember doing any of that stuff and most of it is really morally ambiguous and you're like "no, sorry, i think you've got the wrong person" and you turn around and catch a glimpse of your actual friend and they make to call out to you before one of the imposters slams the door, cutting you off from them and they're like "haha man who was that guy? anyways it's just us now" and your only options are to hang out with the imposters and risk getting caught up in one of their fucked up adventures under the guise that you used to do stuff with them all the time and it was always like this, or you walk out of the room and close the door and hope ur actual friends are going to be okay without thinking too hard about where the rest of them might be and then walking away