#wrote this to take my mind off ayato and kaeya and also thoma

[m1d-45]

ok so, im reading the updates on one of my favorite manhwas rn (its called 'a way to protect the lovable you' if you were curious) and its giving me a sagau idea. (apologies if the background stuff is incomprehensible.)

background: the saintess/mc has these people called 'wings' and in the manhwa, the wings' souls are bound to the saintess. meaning their pain is the saintess' pain and vice versa, also they have an overwhelming protective nature and desire to obey the saintess. however, there is a period of time where their soul feels incomplete and its only when they meet or see the saintess that they know that's the owner of their soul.

so, with all of that out of the way, in sagau, what if the creator had that same level of ownership to their acolyte's souls?

alhaitham knows his soul is incomplete without the creator but with the imposter running amok causing all sorts of chaos and disrupt, he sighs; he has more work to be done. as the (reluctant) acting grand sage and a vision wielder, his duty lies in participating in such a hunt, even though he'd much rather be alone reading in the akademiya library.

alhaitham is a man of many thing but irrational and impulsive are something he's definitely not, so why when he sees just a glimpse of you that his mind freezes? he's not one for fitness or athletics but his only instinct in his frozen mind is to run after your visage; his mind plagued with only the presence of his god.

he calls out for you in a fit of desperation, looking for you in every direction. a part of him thinks his actions are irrational but the louder part of him is screaming out for you. when he turns around again, you're there, standing in front of him; his legs feel weak and tries to resist the urge to kneel. his name falls softly from your lips. at that moment, he knows that you're no imposter for its you that his soul belongs to.

- curse anon

first off. i’m legally obligated to address: he may claim to be a “””feeble scholar””” and “isn’t one for fitness or athletics” but come on. he does a flip in his normal attack animation. mihoyo has put more effort into his abs in marketing than nilou’s entire character. let’s be honest w ourselves here

two. holy shit.

a that’s an incredibly concept for a story to begin with b to put it with alhaitham??? curse anon here 🤲 it’s my blog you deserve it

GOD his pain and yours and vice versa dude, the second he seee you stumble and he feels a sting in his palm where you catch yourself on a sharp stone he has to pause and remember to breathe, the harsh morality of what he done setting in as quickly as possible.

he’s hunting his god. everyone is. your trust in him is likely gutted and dead, but he has to try.

i imagine for the sake of plot and angst that the “wings” in this scenario are all the vision wielders that you have. don’t know how that works in the source lore (i. e. whether wings can be added after the initial ritual) but it is the simplest solution, at least in my mind. i want to say something about the added authority that comes with being a wing of the creator, how having your soul tied to theirs is infinitely more intimate than simply wishing on some Stars, but i do not have the words to make it pretty. just… god i’m imagining they’re too late and you die and across teyvat all at once the wings cry out, collapsing, as everybody panicks because is it them or the creator? OH or they’re SOMEHOW responsible, who see you fall as they do the same, realizing with horror that they could die right now and they’d deserve it.

[keyotos]

hoyoverse men as songs on my playlist (pls dont take these seriously)

A LOT ⎯ 21 savage

"how much money you got? (a lot) how many problems you got? (a lot) how many people done doubted you? (a lot) left you out to rot? (a lot) how many pray that you flop? (a lot) how many lawyers you got? (a lot) how many times you got shot? (a lot)"

childe. jing yuan. alhaitham. diluc. blade.

they have problems and they have opps. they are also rich as fuck and they prob have a ton of lawyers. and they have definitely been shot. idk.

CARDIGAN ⎯ don toliver

hotter than the sauna, i met her at salata bought lil' baby prada, she popped it for the dollar don't stick around, you should save yourself (save yourself) but you can hit my phone if you need some help (needed some help)

lyney. wanderer. ayato. sampo.

yeah u really shouldn't stick around. like yikes. run? maybe? just kidding! even if he's a little sus he is hot as freakkkkkk (sampo).

MIRRORBALL ⎯ TAYLOR SWIFT

hush when no one is around, my dear you'll find me on my tallest tiptoes spinning in my highest heels, love shining just for you

barbara (she's not a man but i feel like she fits yk??). kaveh. also lyney. neuvillette.

um are y'all okay???? like... they are going through it. it is okay to be messy.

BEST I EVER HAD ⎯ DRAKE

sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on that's when you're the prettiest, i hope that you don't take it wrong you don't even trip when friends say, "you ain't bringin' drake along?" you know that i'm workin', i'll be there soon as i make it home

cyno. itto. luka. thoma???

you guys found urself a good one. mmmmmf. one of my fav drake songs. u the fucking best u the fucking best u the fucking best.

KISS ME THRU THE PHONE ⎯ SOULJA BOY

baby, you know that i miss you, i wanna get with you tonight but i cannot, baby girl, and that's the issue girl, you know i miss you, i just wanna kiss you but i can't right now so, baby, kiss me through the phone (kiss me through the phone)

gepard. childe again (he just gives off the vibes). heizou. kaeya.

what little cuties. except for heizou he's ugly.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

FASHION KILLA ⎯ A$AP ROCKY

my bitch a fashion killa, she be busy poppin' tags she got a lotta prada, that dolce & gabbana i can't forget escada, and that balenciaga

ningguang. herta. fu xuan. kafka. lisa. yae miko. yelan.

read the lyrics and tell me that these women don't come to mind immediately.

PAIN 1993 ⎯ DRAKE & PLAYBOI CARTI.

i just want everyone to listen to this song.

LOLL i got bored so i wrote this.

[themoon-saturn]

Genshin Impact men as Taylor Swift's Midnights 3 am edition

psa- I am going on vibes only. I don't have all these characters and this is mostly headcanon. Can be interpreted as about them or from their pov. I also didn't include minor characters. This is just for fun :) ps- trying to pick for high infidelity was extremely hard help More under the cut

Lavender Haze- "Talk your talk and go viral, I just need this love spiral"

(Venti, Albedo, Gorou, Itto)

Maroon- "And I wake with your memory over me. That's a real f*cking legacy"

(Diluc, Kazuha, Kaeya)

Anti-Hero- "I should not be left to my own devices They come with prices and vices, I end up in crisis"

(Scara, Childe, Xiao)

Snow on the Beach-"But your eyes are flying saucers from another planet. Now I'm All For You like Janet, Can this be a real thing? Can it?”

(Albedo, Kaeya, Tighnari)

You’re on your own kid-"Take the moment and taste it, You've got no reason to be afraid"

(Venti, Xiao, Scara, Childe, Kaeya, Diluc, Itto)

Midnight Rain-"A slow-motion love potion, Jumping off things in the ocean. I broke his heart 'cause he was nice"

(Xiao, Childe, Cyno, Zhongli, Gorou)

Question…?- "Does it feel like everything's just like second-best after that meteor strike?"

(Ayato, Kaeya, Heizou)

Vigilante Shit-"I don't dress for women. I don't dress for men. Lately, I've been dressing for revenge"

(Diluc, Scara, Cyno, Ayato)

Bejeweled-"What's a girl gonna do? A diamond's gotta shine"

(Itto, Childe, Ayato, Venti)

Labyrinth-"Uh-oh, I'm falling in love. Oh no, I'm falling in love again. Oh, I'm falling in love. I thought the plane was going down, How'd you turn it right around?"

(Kazuha, Xiao, Zhongli, Albedo) 

Karma-"Ask me what I've learned from all those years. Ask me what I earned from all those tears. Ask me why so many fade when I'm still here"

(Scara, Thoma, Cyno, Heizou, Itto)

Sweet Nothing- "On the way home I wrote a poem, you say, "What a mind" This happens all the time"

(Thoma, Kazuha, Tighnari, Zhongli)

Mastermind- "No one wanted to play with me as a little kid, So I've been scheming like a criminal ever since. To make them love me and make it seem effortless. This this the first time I've felt the need to confess"

(Heizou, Tighnari, Cyno, Xiao, Albedo, Ayato)

The Great War-"We can plant a memory garden. Say a solemn prayer, place a poppy in my hair. There's no morning glory, it was war, it wasn't fair, and we will never go back"

(Gorou, Xiao, Venti, Zhongli, Kazuha)

Bigger than the whole sky-"I've got a lot to live without, I'm never gonna meet what could've been, would've been, what should've been you"

(Kazuha, Xiao, Zhongli, Venti)

Paris-"We drew a map on your bedroom ceiling. No, I didn't see the news 'cause we were somewhere else in an alleyway, drinking champagne"

(Childe, Kaeya, Ayato, Heizou)

High Infidelity-" You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love. The slowest way is never loving them enough"

(Kaeya, Zhongli, Albedo)

Glitch- "Five seconds later, I'm fastenin' myself to you with a stitch, ah-yeah. And I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry, blood moon lit It must be counterfeit"

(Xiao, Kazuha, Ayato, Thoma)

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve-"God rest my soul, I miss who I used to be the tomb won't close, stained glass windows in my mind. I regret you all the time"

(Xiao, Childe, Scara, Albedo)

Dear Reader-"Desert all your past lives, and if you don't recognize yourself that means you did it right. Never take advice from someone who's falling apart"

(Xiao, Kazuha, Venti, Albedo, Kayea, Diluc, Scara)