#wrote half of this on my phone asdfgh

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late   ?   but   better   late   then   never   right   asdfj   .   hi   it’s   me   again   back   with   my   angel   !!!   she   too   is   a   brand   new   muse   and   let   me   just   say   . . .   it   was   hard   not   pushing   her   into   cheerleading   (   as   an   ex   cheerleader   myself   )   but   i   am   so   so   happy   with   how   she   turned   out   !!!   anyway   ,   down   below   you’ll   be   able   to   read   more   about   her   !!!

*    that’s   twenty   two   year   old   𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐛𝐚   𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐳   ,   who’s   a   junior   ,   taking   up   health   science   .   around   briar   university   people   know   them   to   be   forbearing   ,   but   some   say   they’re   also   undemonstrative   .   when   people   think   of   perfection  dripping   from   pearly   whites   ,   black   and   blue   bruises   decorating   pale   skin   ,   ambition   sinking   its   teeth   into   you   ,   they   think   of   tibby   .   they   live   in   monroe   house   and   their   favorite   place   on   campus   is   orville   athletic   center   .   let’s   hope   they   make   the   most   out   of   their   time   here   in   briar   university   !

*     ──     𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐒   .

full   name   :   tabitha   adriana   suarez  .  nickname(s)   :   tibby   ,   tabs   (   used   by   her   father   mostly   )   .  gender   :   cis   woman   .  pronouns   :   she   and   her   .  age   :   twenty   one   .  date   of   birth   :   september   nineteenth   ,   two   thousand   .  zodiac   :   pisces   .  orientations   :   heterosexual  ,   heteromantic   .  languages   spoken   :   english   ,   and   spanish   (   not   the   most   fluent   but   enough   to   get   by   )   . family   :   miguel     suarez   (   father  .   occupation   :   owner   of   a   car   dealership      .   )   .    elena     suarez   (   mother   .   occupation   :   runs   her   own   gymnastics   gym   .   )   .   otis   suarez   (   older   brother   by   two   years   )   .

*     ──     𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒    .

you   are   a   burial   ground   . .   a   tomb   stone   :   here   lies   the   things   your   mother   could   not   achieve   .    flowers   of   expectations   a   decoration   :   look   at   how   beautiful   perfection   is   . . .   isn’t   it   worth   dying   for   ??   stars   dim   in   your   eyes   :   they   mistake   it   as   passion   .   ambitious   eats   you   from   the   inside   out   :    they   use   you   as   an   example   .   you   are   the   ghost   of   delicacy   ——-   of   a   little   girl   who   beams   in   her   mother’s   prideful   smile   .   of   feelings   who   are   smothered   :   you   will   be   conquer   and   you   will   love   it   .   even   when   you   don’t   .   entangled   .   unaware   of   where   you   begin  and   it   ends   . .   you   belong   to   it   . .   you   are   it   .    you   are   at   the   point   of   no   return   .   failure   is   not   an   option   :   it’s   a   fear   you   run   from   .   the   monster   under   your   bed   .   you   have   to   be   great   . .   you   have   to   . .   but   at   what   cost  ??

*     ──     𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒     .

HEADCANON   ONE.    

two   years   old   and   tibby   was   introduced   to   gymnastics   .   her   mother   one   of   the   most   talented   gymnastics   in   the   us   in   her   time   :   opened   her   own   gym    after   she   took   a   set    back   from   competing   (   when    she   found   out   she   was   pregnant   )    to   train   young    talent   .   tibby   wanted   to   be   apart   of   it   . .   watched   her    mommy   and   little   all   kids   wanted   to   be   just   like   her   .   it   wasn’t   until   her   mother   got   a   glimpse   at   how   much   of   a   natural   her   daughter   was   that   it   turned   intense   .

HEADCANON   TWO.  

her   mother   is   loving   (   in   her   own   ways   )   but   she   is   suffocating   .   her   want   for   her   daughter   to   be   number   one   has   made   their   sweet   bond   intense   . .  it’s   not   as   though   tibby   is   being   forced   into   the   sport   :   she   has   the   freedom   (   though   it   would   kill   her   mother   )   but   the   expectations   and   the   pressure   are   heavy   on   her   shoulders   and   the   idea   of   perfection   all   comes   from   her   mother   .

HEADCANON   THREE.  

her   father   owns   a   car   dealership   and   has   no   connection   or   interest   in   gymnastics   expect   that   he   fell   in   love   with   his   wife   .   he   is   however   supportive   . .   he   fears   that   she’s   missing   out   on   too   much   and   is   always   reminding   his   daughter   that   there   is   more   out   there   . .   if   she   wants   different   she   can   .   in   fact   his   only   sin   would   be   that   he   doesn’t   understand   her   connection   to   the   sport   .

HEADCANON   FOUR.  

she   is   covered   in   bruises   .   arms   and   legs   .   for   no   other   reason   other   than   gymnastics   kicking   her   ass   and   her   being   too   stubborn   .   she   will   try   a    trick   over   and   over   again   until   she   gets   it   :   the   bruises   are   nothing   compared   to   the   feeling   of   when   she   finally   gets   it   .

HEADCANON   FIVE.  

she   had   a   friend   that   injured   herself   to   the   point   that   competing   was   no   longer   something   she   could   do   . .   and   that   is   where   tibby   realized   that   if   things   don’t   work   out   how   she   plans   . .   an   alternative   is   that   she   wants   to   be   apart   of   their   recovering   process   .   to   ensure   that   athletes   that   life   goes   on   .   i   think   it’s   always   a   way   for   her   to   deal   with   a   fear   every      athletes   has   :   what   will   i   do   without   the   one   thing   that   gives   me   a   purpose   ?

HEADCANON   SIX.  

she   does   not   at   all   eat   seafood   and   tends   to   avoid   red   meat   (   though   if   she’s   craving   a   burger   or   a   steak   she   will   eat   one   )   .   she’s   even   attempted   going   vegetarian   a   few   times   in   her   life   but   just   couldn’t   stick   with   it   .

HEADCANON   SEVEN.  

not   at   all   the   biggest   drinker   .   she   maybe   gets   drunk   once   a   year   and   that’s   enough   for   her   .   it’s   not   that   she’s   against   or   anything   ,   she   just   does   not   at   all   like   the   taste   . .   this   tends   to   make   her   the   dd   !!   a   carpool   of   dropping   all   of   her   friends   off   at   their   houses   or   dorms   .   she   doesn’t   mind   it   though   . .

HEADCANON   EIGHT.     |   personality   |  

she’s   kind   of   a   lot   ??   carries   herself   in   a   cold   and   serious   way   but   ??   she’s   very   kind   .   her   facade   is   just   more   dominant   .   she   has   a   hard   time   feeling   out   loud   but   feels   a   lot   on   the   inside   :   her   mind   is   always   going   (   it’s   why   she   loves   gymnastics   so   much   ,   all   her   thoughts   cease   )   .   affectionate   but   in   more   of   a   physical   way   then   she   is   verbally   .   but   she   does   care   .   truly   ,   just   in   the   way   of   remembering   small   details   about   you   or   bringing   you   food   after   you   haven’t   ate   all   day   .    now   . .   she    can   be    cold   .   but   she   doesn’t   do   cruel   words   .   and   it’s   only   when   she’s   hurt   or   confused   .   it’s   in   a   you   can’t   get   close   to   me   cold   :   a   total   shut   out   .   is   not   above   ignoring   you   :   plays   the   silent   game   very   well   .   if   you   couldn’t   already   tell   . . .   ambitious   .   sometimes   too   ambitious   .   will   put   a   lot     over   her   own    needs   .   an   overachiever   in   both   school   and   gymnastics   :   though   hates   school   .   literally   ,   wishes   she    could   do   without   it   but   you   know   being   successful   or   whatever   .

*     ──     𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒     .

*   these   are   just   a   few   ideas   !!   i   am   open   to   literally   anything  and   everything   ,   even   if   it’s   not   listed   here   .

platonic   soulmate.    i   want   this   to   be   someone   who’s   different   from   tibby   ,   who’s   dragging   her   out   of   the   house   to   parties   and   keeping   her   in   the   mix   of   social   activities   .   bubbly   and   outgoing   . .   loves   tibby   and   all   of   her   differences   and   despite   being   different   really   understand   one   another   .   they   always   bring   her   back   to   what   matters   :   friendships   and   people   .   and   of   course   don’t   let   her   go   no   matter   how   lost   in   gymnastics   she   gets   .   again   give   me   the   cute   and   close   . 

squad.   i’m   trash   for   a   group   of   friends   . .   one   of   my   favorite   plots   .   this   is   another   thing   i   just   want   to   be   cute   and   close   .   they   have   their   ups   and   downs   but   they   love   each   other   at   the   end   of   the   day   .   i   love   the   idea   of   a   girl   squad   (   think   before   i   fall   )   but   it’s   not   a   must   !!!

rivals.   would   have   to   be   in   gymnastics   and   ??   i’m   picturing   a   rivalry   that   goes   back   before   college   .   i   mean   literally   six   years   old   sticking   their   noses   up   at   each   other   . .   maybe   it   happened   because   they   were   both   the   best   .   maybe   their   parents   pitted   them   against   each   other   .   who   knows   .

situationship.   are   we   friends   ??   are   we   more   ??   please   give   me   the   angst   .   the   person   she   runs   to   when   her   and   her   current   bf   are   off   .   that   person   that    she   could   have   more   with   :   who   could   be   great   !!!   i   just   want   the   back   and   the   forth   !!!

drifting   friends.   i   love   the   idea   of   a   friendship   falling   apart   .   trying   to   hold   on   to   each   other   but   not   being   able   to   .   the   have   more   old   memories   then   they   do   new   memories   .    don’t   want   to   lose   each   other   but   sometimes   ???   friendships   aren’t   forever   .

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PLEASE share your fantastic beasts 2 opinions

alright I’m not gonna turn this into a full fledged dissection of the story or anything because I’m tired and also don’t want to care about the movie that much, so I’m just gonna list stuff off the top of my head I remember bugging me when I saw it yesterday. obviously, spoilers:

so like we established the American Wizards™ have a congress with a president and everything but literally the very first thing we see on screen is the words ‘American Ministry of Magic’ please just remember what you named things

the whole opening scene with Grindlewald escaping literally. did not need to be That Long. surely if he was powerful enough he could’ve just…killed everyone at once and bounced like

I know it looked cool at first but it really just ended up dragging on 

‘how do we make him look even more evil’ ‘ooh…let’s make him kill the lizard’

the title, “Crimes of Grindlewald”, made me think oooh, we’re gonna get a backstory here, we’re gonna find out what he’s been doing that makes him the most-wanted wizard in Europe!!! but no

he literally barely even COMMITTED crimes in the movie asdfgh like a few murders but nothing that would imply he was Worse Than Voldemort…literally the most he did was give a speech which the aurors themselves said wasn’t illegal

Nagini was. worse than I expected

like did she even talk??? I’m screaming 

Eddie Redmayne was phoning it the fuck in acting wise and honestly mood

like. my love has an Oscar. we know what it looks like when he’s trying. he really just read his lines and got his paycheck lmao I can’t blame him

actually speaking on that, Jude Law and Alison Sudol were the only ones who seemed to care lmao

did Tina do anything the whole movie??? no

Credence had like maybe three lines despite being the center of the plot

we didn’t need the parasite in the eye scene

why was Nicholas Flammel…………Like That

GOD that character that was half-house elf. like, first of all. Blatant Starkid plagiarism. they could make a case for copyright infringement,

but ANYWAY I HATE THAT SO MUCH BECAUSE!!! NOW THAT I KNOW PEOPLE FUCK HOUSE ELVES!!!! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW IN GOF  BARTY CROUCH’S ELF WINKY WAS SO DEVESTATED AFTER HE FIRED HER THAT SHE BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC!!!

JK Rowling wrote that character in there, made the concept canon in this movie, as a means of leaning over to me and whispering in my ear, “Barty Crouch was an Elf-Fucker, Barty Crouch and Winky the Elf were fucking” AND I HATE THAT FOR US!!!

why did they have to make every single thing about Leta be cryptic like…calm down

why did we have to make Queenie a rapist, kidnapper and a fascist??? like. like. I just feel as though we could have…..not? done that? like there could have been other routes taken? just saying

why was every other sentence spoken reminding you that they were in Paris 

were Leta and Credence on the Titanic??? wtf

out of every hp character they could have referenced with a relative….McLaggen??????????

I thought Dumbledore was the transfiguration teacher??? why was he DADA???

McGonagall being a grown woman and a professor at least 10 years before she was born…..imagine being that powerful

why did all the aurors move in a fucking pack like….am I supposed to assume there’s absolutely no other crime happening other than Grindlewald?? not a single thing people might need the police for??? nope all of them just had to roll up to Hogwarts to stare at Dumbledore and pose like they were in fashion catalogue 

so how did we get from ‘Dumbledore won’t move against Grindlewald because he’s still in love with him but he eventually realized he needed to put the good of the world before his personal feelings, a character point that plays a major role in Harry’s story, and took him down and imprisoned him’ to ‘Dumbledore is 100% pro taking down and possibly killing Grindlewald and he wishes he could do it himself but because of a blood pact he physically cannot do anything and has to send spies to do the work for him’ like. how did we make that jump. just curious

the really went and implied Grindlewald could’ve stopped Hiroshima and the Holocaust. that….was a lot

also, actually, you know what? can JKR just….stop trying to tackle Hot Button Issues™ already because she’s really fucking bad at it???

I remember in the first movie there was that scene where Newt and Tina were given the death penalty, and the way it played like. it was CLEARLY supposed to be a statement on the American justice system she wasn’t even trying but uh!!! hey Joanne!!!! you already established that in Britain the wizards have their souls sucked out of their bodies!!!! so you kinda fell flat!!!

and then in THIS ONE it was all, the aurors are trigger-happy, they’ll torture you, You Cannot Trust The Wizard Cops and yeah! that could’ve been an interesting route to explore! especially given the current political climate about the police which obviously inspired that plot point! BUT UH. THE BAD GUY WAS THE ONE TELLING YOU THE COPS WERE BAD???

so even though we were *showed* the aurors doing these Bad Things uh!!! you aren’t supposed to agree with the evil fascist dude!!!! and Theseus and Leta and Tina were all portrayed as good guys even though they were among the group!!!! Hmmmm!!!!!!

um. some good things? The scene where Newt disguised himself as Theseus and then immediately ran into Theseus was the funniest fucking thing ever. Tina still being able to do her job and work with Newt while she was upset instead of being played as the Jealous Scorned Ex Who Won’t Cooperate was good. Pickett and the Niffler were still cute. the magic fight scenes were visually stunning. that’s all.

why the FUCK DID THEY KILL LETA

Zoe Karvitz is a solid person to have in your franchise!!!! she barely even had a coherent plot line!!! what happened there!!! 

they could’ve done more with Theseus 

the timeline for Credence to be a Dumbledore LITERALLY IN NO WAY works out with the already established timeline honestly what the fuck. that was the dumbest thing ever

probably gonna be some fucking twist like Grindlewald fucked Arianna or Albus’ mom or something and he’s Credence’s father. just wait. I literally wouldn’t put that past this franchise. 

uhhh…that’s all I got for now. if you like bad movies, I definitely recommend!! :)