#writing mario bros fic leads you into some weird shit

[legobiwan]

This is one of the more ridiculous exchanges I've written in my fic career, but also, it's kind of sad? Unreal.

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This sends the Cragnons into a titter, the two representatives huddling together, conversing in scraped tones. 

“It’s bad crag, brah,” one says, pointing his spear at the bulging void in the sky. 

His companion drops his head. “Big Rock leave us.”