#wrecker is a piece of loud and fast sunshine. change my mind.

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Pt. 4. TBB Headcannons they probably deserve.

Howdy do. Today’s Headcannons are on Wrecker. As the Batch goes, my current overall opinion on him is rather neutral. He’s a bit funny, a ton childish, and kinda just THERE for me - as in, he just exists. Unobtrusively.

No, I don’t hate him - I’m just kinda indifferent to him.

BUT, I do enjoy thinking random things because today is the day. So here we go!

Always has a ton of stuff (physical and literal) going on in his bunk - even compared to Tech. Still manages to sleep entirely spread-eagled, however. Unless he’s hugging something (a bomb) or someone (a sleep-migrated Hunter). Somehow he manages.

Is not naturally bald. He has his head shaved regularly because he can’t bear the feeling of hair on his head. Mostly Crosshair used to shave his head for him. Hunter and Tech have to be prevailed upon in Crosshair’s absence.

His space has a smell. As in, person with low personal hygiene standards who works out, hardly washes their clothes, and has the most enclosed space in a given area. Imagine your brother’s room. Does Wrecker care? Not really. He doesn’t notice.

Contributed greatly to the smell in the barracks on Kamino.

Has a secret stash of candy. Absolutely shares it with Omega. Sometimes offers pieces to his brothers if they vent to him about an emotional or intellectual related matter - it’s the best he can do. He tried.

Loves burritos. Doesn’t really matter the filling. Second only to Mantel Mix.

Is the “fun” uncle to kids. Is also very gentle with them, regardless of his size. Kids to him are mini partners in crime. He loves it.

Loves helium balloons. Doesn’t love it when Crosshair uses them as target practice.

Has absolutely used EVERY SINGLE ONE of his brothers as a weight at some stage.

His favourite song is “Livin on a Prayer” because he LIVES for the chorus and the rest of the Batch always join in - and that’s his favourite thing too.

Cannot hug anyone without picking them up. Accidentally always hugs a little too hard - because Wrecker kriffing loves giving hugs. Still very careful with kids.

Would never make it on his own in the wild. Instead, he’d survive long enough to find someone else to be the brains - cause he CANNOT for the life of him. He can’t help it. :(

Wrecker is still a kid inside. Probably always will be. Everybody loves him anyway.