#wow that tag hasnt been used in ages lmao

[emilyjunk]

as someone who has just started college/university this year, and is six weeks into semester one, yet has never had the chance of being hired for their first job yet, do you have any advice? on managing class and work? how to get a job and stand out to potential hirers? hope you don't mind me asking, junk; i just know you've graduated and thought you'd know more than i. thanks - baby 19 year old to be

thats funny i literally took a break from updating my resume to check tumblr and saw this message lmao...

um it depends what you’re asking! are you trying to find like a temporary job while you’re in school? i have advice for that. i worked a job all through both my degrees and did several extra curriculars to boot so my biggest advice is make sure you prioritize whatever you think is your main thing. for me that was not necessarily school at all times, but sometimes it was. sometimes my extra curriculars took priority and i justified this because they look good on resumes. look at your syllabi and make sure you plan around big tests/papers/projects etc and that you dont work when you need to be doing school stuff. my advice is that... as far as GPA goes, if you at least GRADUATE, that’s all employers care about for the most part. they dont really look at your gpa, UNLESS you are shooting for honors or need to keep a certain GPA to keep a scholarship/do additional activities. if your job is an internship, sometimes you may want to prioritize that bc it’s getting you school experience AND work experience. honestly wish i wouldve gotten an internship when i was in college so maybe that would be my biggest advice. get yourself an internship while you’re in school and can.

as far as getting a job outside college... im sad to say i have minimal advice on that as i havent been successful in terms of getting a job that constitutes a “real career”... guess it depends on your degree and on your school. i have a liberal arts degree and i went to a huge pac12 school so they werent as helpful toward individuals in terms of helping find work, although i did try to utilize the career center, but their help was pretty minimal and self-serving. if you have a specialized degree OR you’re in a smaller university, they often can help you find jobs or at least help with your resume/job hunt/getting an internship. definitely check into that. most small schools get students to choose to attend there for the very reason that they help students find jobs and have a huge graduation to employment rate. my biggest thing seriously is probably try to get an internship. it looks awesome on your resume because it’s basically work experience, and for the most part, they’re not too hard to get bc ://// usually they dont pay you and are there for the simple reason to help people get experience without taking a risk on an employee they need to pay. sucks but it true. 

idk im sorry im not too much help! if there was one form of advice about college that im not super equipped to give it’s this! if you have more specific questions, i’d be happy to do my best!!

[thatchoiboy]

☆…SHOULD WE KNOW US A LITTLE BETTER TAG…☆ (aka 92 THINGS TAG)

@theawesomeprussia ANA YOU’RE THE BEST I LUV U *hearts everywhere! thank you for tagging me!

LAST…

[1]drink: caprisun.. fruit punch flavor.. lmao

[2]phone call: ahhh, my sister

[3]text message: my dad

[4]song you listened to: Chen’s Best Luck

[5]time you cried: just an hour ago :(

[6]dated someone twice: nOpe. why would I cheat on youngjae?

[7]been cheated on: …. idk, i dont think so

[8]kissed someone and regretted it: nOpe

[9]lost someone special: …. yeah my friend.. she triggers me now tho

[10]been depressed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA im always depressed

[11]gotten drunk and thrown up: nope, im a good child

list 3 favorite colors:

[12] black

[13] red

[14] white

in the last year have you…

[15] made new friends: YES and I wuvv them very much! (i would insert all people from the net i joined but its too much soo hehe sorry) BUT these 2 people were the last ones I talked to last week!~~ @theawesomeprussia ana, you’re so sweet im v thankful for u ily

@redgyeomie katy! i wwould like to get to know you more, you’re really cool and v sweet

[16] fallen out of love: if you are talking about got7 then N O

[17] laughed until you cried: OFC

[18] found out someone was talking about you: Hell yeah, karma can do the work

[19] met someone who changed you: maybe, i think, idk

[20] found out who your true friends are: honestly, my life is so confusing but i think so yeah.. :(

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: No

[22] how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: yeah, i hate all of them tho

[23] Do you have any pets: yeppppppppppp

[24] Do you want to change your name: well i did contemplate my life because of my name… but ig..

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: went to disneyland- BUT if you are talking about the actual one, then i just went to school XD

[26] what time did you wake up: 6:25AM (i hate school)

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: uhh, reading.. scrolling through my feed

[28] name something you cannot wait for: THE YOUNGJAE AND 2JAE DOLLS I ORDERED WHERE ARE THEY

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: last sunday

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i wasnt such a fatass and a complete disappointment :( [oh wait that’s 2 but oh well]

[31] what are you listening to right now: EXO’s Promise (can you see these tears, no? okkk)

[32] have you ever talked to a person named Tom: well, his full name was Thomas,, does that count? XD lmao

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: people asking repetitive questions

[34] most visited website: tumblr, twitter, fb, instagram, youtube, snapchat, aff, ao3, etc

[35] Elementary: ahhh too much drama

[36] high school: too much stress

[37] college: not there yet haha but i bet its too much stress too

[38] hair colour: black

[39] long or short hair: long

[40] Do you have a crush on someone: no, again, why would i cheat on youngjae >____>

[41] what do you like about yourself: ..pft..HAHAHAHA that’s a funny question

[42] piercings: ears

[43] blood type: O

[44] Nickname: …. i dont have one ; come up with one for me thank u

[45] relationship status: in a secret relationship with biases

[46] zodiac sign: sagittarius

[47] pronouns: she/her

[48] fav tv show: i dont really watch and i dont have one, i like a lot

[49] tattoos: no

[50] right or left hand: right 👍🏼

first…

[51] surgery: no

[52] piercing: 6th grade (i had to do them again since it closed)

[53] best friend: A L E X 😂 @geeitsjinyoung

[54] sport: ………….. badminton??

[55] vacation: uhhhh.. how should i know 😂

[56] a pair of trainers: i forgot

right now…

[57] eating: air lmao 😂

[58] drinking: my saliva lmao 😂

[59] I’m about to: do nothing

[60] listening to: kpop songs

[61] waiting for: my kpop merch

[62] want: money

[63] get married: too young

[64] career: idk tbh

[65] hugs or kisses: both (mostly hugs)

[66] lips or eyes: eyes

[67] Shorter or taller: wait- this question doesnt make any sense. im short but i like someone taller

[68] older or younger: same age or a bit older

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms

[71] Sensitive or loud: kinda both

[72] hook up or relationship: relationship

[73] troublemaker or hesitant: kinda both

have you ever…

[74] kissed a stranger? ofc not

[75] drank hard liquor? nope

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? i dont wear glasses or lens

[77] turned someone down? with this face there is no one to turn down

[78] sex on the first date? dfnkvs NO

[79] broken someone’s, heart? ig?? he was a jerk tho

[80] Had your own heart broken? many times

[81] been arrested? no, again, im a good child

[82] cried when someone died? yeP, how could you not :(

[83] fallen for a friend? hmmm yep.

do you believe in…

[84] yourself? sure

[85] miracles? sure

[86] love at first sight? ig….

[87] Santa clause? no, where’s my kpop merch??? mhm that’s what I thought..

[88] kiss on the first date? dude i havent even been on a first date, im too ugly and im too young for that shit

[89] angels? uhh yes! have you seen choi youngjae??? AMAZING

other…

[90] current best friend’s name: “aLeX” @geeitsjinyoung

[91] eye colour: brownish

[92] favourite movie: dont have one but.. though i havent watched it yet or it hasnt been released.. its VIP (a korean movie)

WOW i’ll be surprised if you wasted your time reading this! AS you can see, Im not a very interesting person

not tagging anyone because tumblr hates me and wont let me tag :/

[martian-martian-martian]

I can’t believe I’m having to interact with another cranky shipper in the span of, what, 5 hours. I will say you’re a lot more well spoken than the last one, and your thoughts are well reasoned. I can see how you came to the conclusions that you did.

However all I can offer you for this is the truth, which is, per usual in life, stranger than fiction.

When you’re asking me if I’m a rookie in the world of fanfic, admittedly in an incredible patronizing manner, the answer is in fact a resounding yes. If it wasn’t obvious.

If you explore my AO3 futher, its not difficult to reveal that TheDastardlyDuo is a joint account with me and my cowriter created purely for posting Strange Bedfellows.

I had never posted any content on AO3 previous to this fic. My partner I cannot speak for, as post the actual writing process they have only accessed the fic remotely and without any comunication between us.

So I’m amused by your supposedly ‘astute and edgy’ observations on something that is in fact very obvious.

To use your flaccid magician theme here, for my next trick, I will reveal ✨✨✨✨✨

I’ve never fucking heard of “Shipbaiting” but it sounds stupid as hell.

You dropped that word like it was supposed to create a damning shockwave, but I guess I just don’t care enough about shipping to know about it.

I honestly dunno what to say about that whole thing. Whoops?

We’re fixing the tags. In the meantime, wow I am so shocked and horrified that you took, pretty much, the fiction alternative of a wrong turn that lead to a dead end. What did that take from you? Five minutes?

The idea of someone reading a fanfiction and then being SCANDALIZED and BETRAYED when they realize they can’t beat their meat to it is one of the funniest images I’ve had in a long time.

Moooooooving on.

Okay, I’m scrolling-

...what else did you accuse me of...

Oh, okay!

“This controvertial time” okay, this is an easy one!

Strange Bedfellows was written and the first chapter published way back in the the early stages of the musical on stage. It may have actually been in previews or something, I’d have to check. But definitely before the Tony’s or the Soundtrack or even any released bootlegs.

Back then I wasn’t really involved in Beetlejuice disocurss that much, my only involvement was being outspoken about CHILD shipping, which is only the greasiest part of a wider scene.

Throwing this out there right now: I HATE child lydia shippers, i DISLIKE the adult lydia and beej ship. Like I’m just not the biggest fan.

Some of my favorite artists like mordelle are adult shippers and they’re good people so I don’t judge.

Whereas every child shipper I’ve interracted with has told me straight up that they are aroused or titilated by the idea of Lydia as a child being fucked by Beetlejuice, or posted porn of her being rawed, which I don’t know why anyone would have if not for the previous reason.

Being aroused by children being fucked by adults is pedophilia. That’s literally the definition. It doesn’t mean you actually go out and molest kids. It doesn’t mean you have to be a certain age.

Pedophilia is a kind of fetish and thus it can arise at any age.

When I call child beetlebabes shippers pedophiles, it’s because they literally are. And I hate pedophiles. If you don’t know why I hate pedophiles, there’s really nothing I can do for you. Join a MAP forum on reddit or something.

ANYHOW-

This all traces back to the fact that besides arguing with literal pedos who kept @ing me, i was not involved in all the discourse that has sprung up in this fandom.

I’m still not, to be honest. This rise in misinformation has been cluttering my dash with this nonsense actually, and it’s gross.

You can’t accuse me of posting something in “this controvertial time” because that’s not when I posted it.

Also, you’ll notice it hasnt been updated since fuck off forever. Why could that be?

Maybe a mature response to the “controversy” you’re talking about.

Lmao. You look for reasons to, haha, demonize me, when the actual answers are right in front of your face.

OKAY. Still with me? Great!

You keep inferring that I might be somehow hungry for popularity or numbers. Which is, I grant you, a much better assumption than me being a pedophile, and I frankly prefer it.

But its not true either.

Strange Bedfellows in its entirety has been sitting, 254 pages long in 11 point Times New Roman font in a google doc for something like 7 months now.

Me and my partner were both advised to, and I quote, “do something with it” by members of our discord server as well as personal friends.

As has been made very clear, I was not a big user of AO3, like, at all, but together we decided to post it just so we knew that we’d done something with this big, stupid hunk of text that was driving us nuts.

Your inference that we’ve done anything to “up our numbers” would have my cowriter AND our editor on the FLOOR because literally all we did was slap some words on a page and tag it randomly to get it out of our hair.

Seeing as we were just putting it out there with no real intention in mind, we were lazy with the tags: a lot of of them are random parts of the story we thought would be funny to add, like ‘health food’ and ‘prostitution’ right next to eachother. Both ‘Lots of OCS’ and ‘SO MANY OCS’ are tagged under ‘character’. Implied Beetlejuice/Adam Maitland is tagged and Adam is literally not involved or referenced at all. It’s just brainless doofing around.

It’s a silly shitshow we just had fun with. And now that we’ve seen the huge increase in interest, which just confuses the hell out of both of us, we’re working on changing the tags.

Do you think we would have lost the password and never updated if we cared about clarity or quality assurance?

Me and my partner both thought we could post this fic and then STOP thinking about it.

Now it seems like every goddamn day I have to defend this stupid fic I wrote a while back against people on one hand who think it’s TOO shippy for some reason, and people on the other end who feel personally offended and hurt that they can’t masturbate to it.

I’m actually glad of all this shit thats happened because its given me a platform to make my stance known on these issues, but its honestly a drag for the most part.

As much as I would love to hear you try to explain MY OWN WRITING to me, I think I’ve said what I wanted to say here and I really shouldnt be engaging in any more of this inflammatory stuff.

I know what my own fic is about. It’s about friendship. If you think that the evidence is THAT obvious that it’s romantic, then I guess I didn’t do my job, but more likely I think you look for reasons to fit your own narrative.

And I can’t speak for my partner but I frankly don’t think that I am a good enough writer to have inserted underlying sexual subtext into a fistfight in a petting zoo.

Strange Bedfellows is about the awkwardness of two friends growing older together. That’s it. That’s the fic. If that’s unclear, maybe take into account the fact that the rest hasn’t been posted yet.

All these haters sucking the life out of my pussy like a damn vacuum.

Go to bed y’all.

It is too late to be riding my mf genitals like this.