#wow all armand had to do was look surprised and daniel folded

[jurassic-cunt]

What are you, an immortal idiot?

The Queen of the Damned, Anne Rice

this is for you @spookylestat

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The meetings grew longer and longer. Conversations, sparring matches, and downright fights became the rule. Once Armand had dragged Daniel out of bed in New Orleans and shouted at him: "That telephone, I want you to dial Paris, I want to see if it can really talk to Paris."

"Goddamn it, do it yourself," Daniel had roared. "You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? I will do no such thing!"

How surprised Armand had looked.

"All right, I'll call Paris for you. But you pay the bill."

"But of course," Armand had said innocently.He had drawn dozens of hundred-dollar bills out of his coat, sprinkling them on Daniel's bed.

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