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mizzmellos · 1 year ago

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So the other day my wife and I are moving (slow process cuz we have a lot of garbage and both work 8+ hour shifts every day) and we're carrying our heaviest piece of furniture and she's like "babe babe put it down!!" And ofc I'm irritated bc it's 90° and this thing is so fucking heavy but I put it down and I'm like ????? Anyway she runs over to me and she's like "what's wrong??? Your nose is all wet!!" And again I was like ???????? And then I realized. Like. I'm always so careful to keep my face matte/clean/fresh that aside from. Yk specific times. She has literally never seen me get that sweaty in almost 15 years of knowing each other LMFAO

#very much a mello moment bc then i got even madder that i was sweaty and looked gross.#anyway. now i only have one thing left she hasnt seen. 😐 idc how much i love her im not shitting w the door open.#wow a real tmi night tonight folks!!! youre in for a wild ride.#<- not really im just about to go tipsy grocery shopping and get the yummiest ingredients #and my sexy perfect wife is going to make me puff pastry steak and lobster bites for dinner hehe 😋😇

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