#wouldnt that be messed up

[artist-emerald]

wouldnt it be messed up if Trolls 4 opened with a Broppy kid from absolutely out of nowhere

[potentialcabinet]

i'll be really interested to see if good omens utilizes the fact that god is literally the narrator. they have been presented with the chance to completely break the story, tear it apart at its very bones. wouldn't that be fucked up? the show likes to imply that god does things just because god wants to or is bored- god doesn't really care if the entire human race is wiped out or if job loses everything, god just needs to win the bet with satan. wouldn't it be fucked up if the characters started hearing the narrator? coming to the realization that god is fucking with them really for the heck of it? god controls the entire story, and absolutely has the power to completely unravel it. anyways, it's 3am and i should really go to sleep thank you for coming to my ted talk

[choccy-milky]

finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌

Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳

Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.

Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.

Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.

Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.

Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.

Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.

OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎‍♂️🙏 BAHHA

[wolvesofinnistrad]

Daydreaming about logan and wade getting zapped into a diff reality again except this time theyre IN their variants bodies, Logan being "where tf are my claws!?" Wade freaking out because all his scars and shit are gone, both freaking out because they woke up in bed naked save for wedding rings and then Laura knocks on the door like "are you up i want breakfast!" (Laura is like 11) them having to play house husbands while also figuring out what happened to put them here.

[sofiaruelle]

Ugh younger siblings am i right??? 🙄 🙄 🙄

[buwheal]

Shit, Spamton. Maybe take a seat? We're not going anywhere - get yourself stable first and worry about our crap later.

[justladders]

what kind of friend would you say sends you this as soon as you wake up:

[teabutmakeitazure]

next time i write a yan story, i want to write a yan who's very obviously screwed up in the head but somehow, somehow pulled and got into a relationship with darling. darling likes him back, they're together, and he blames the fact that he tried to get darling's attention the more socially acceptable way that led him here.

it's not like he isn't happy. oh no, he's over the moon, but sometimes when they're cuddling or darling is just rambling on about something, a thought, an urge, slithers its way into his mind. images of darling marked up, be it with bite marks or clothing items or a freaking collar of all things, these images flash through his mind and he has to restrain himself. then when darling mentions a conversation with someone else, his jaw clenches and he has to remind himself that this stuff is supposedly normal.

funny thing is, other people have seen the borderline psychotic look in his eyes around darling, but never darling. he keeps it away. smiles warmly when darling turns to look at him and lies saying anyone who says something bad about him is just jealous of the relationship. wouldn't wanna scare away his love before he's got his darling very deep in love with him, now would he <3

[sevastiel]

Assorted Darius doodles with the Hex and more Chanho/Sol! (Belonging to @doggojin and @thatfluffyboi respectively ofc)

[aroaceleovaldez]

we don't talk enough about the off-hand note in TLH where Jason says one of his titles is "Consul to demigods"

and it's like. never elaborated on. what does "consul to demigods" entail? what does that mean. Was his pontifex maximus title actually completely redundant because he was already supposed to be the proxy between Camp Jupiter and the gods? But also it's not consul of Camp Jupiter, it's consul to demigods in general. What does it mean?

[ethosnap]

People including Grian in the family but not Etho is really funny because objectively, he's been a consistent ally of the team since episode 2, flubbed an easy kill against Gem on purpose, shows up to team meetings, assists with their traps, and shares resources, but We Still Don't Trust Him

[boygirlctommy]

i miss my ocs <- literally the guy making the story

[vespidwasp]

bugprogram and waterbeetle :)

[teethburied]

SIDNEY FALCO + repurposing Leo's insults. Sweet Smell of Success (1957) dir. Alexander Mackendrick

this gifset was made for @horseforeplay to support a palestinian family. want a similar gifset of your favorite characters? check out this post!

[enden-k]

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was really depressed and sad lately abt losing a bunch of friends/ppl i believed to be friends this year, esp someone i considered my closest friend of over 10 years who lived w me in my house for a long time too, that i started to regret cutting ties even tho it was a rather toxic/uncomfortable thing we had going on (he was very clingy and attached and jealous of me and started stealing my identity while spreading lies abt me till it really became a problem) but hearing now that he uses AI "art" bc he apparently still tries to become me, even tho he went to the same fucking art college after i graduated from it and learned stuff etc (you dont need to go to art college to get good at art btw, imo its a waste of time and money tbh), immediately made me lose all the regrets and sadness over our broken friendship LMAO bc FUCK YOU IF YOU USE AI FOR ART GRAHHHH i dont want ppl doing that anywhere near me shoooo

[adashulaz]

I know this probably won't happen but just hear me out rq.

Soren and Corvus are already dating, they've been dating since the time skip or something. No one knows because they all just assume they're mindlessly pinning after each other. People only find out because they end up engaged and Soren just casually brings it up like it's a normal thing.