#wouldnt it benefit the government to have a largely stable food supply with no natural disasters and no crop failures ever?
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Every day i come to work and watch my coworker get fully convinced of some new conspiracy theory and try to get our other coworker in on it.
#i shudder to think of what they both do when im not here.#this is not them pranking me either he is seriously just like that#he thinks that the government controls clouds and all weather and when i asked him why we have hurricanes then he couldnt tell me#wouldnt it benefit the government to have a largely stable food supply with no natural disasters and no crop failures ever?#anyway last week he was midway through convincing our other coworker that there were aliens on the moon and was like I HAVE an article#to prove it and its some ai generated scam article with a photo of the crab rock alien from apollo 18#i left for about 15 mins to grab a matcha and came back this morning and heard the tail end of him telling someone else that hes recently#started eating 1lb of raw 80/20 % ground beef every morning and that he had been eating the 93/7 but the little bit of extra fat content#makes him feel better/sharper during the day.#he got in an argument with his daughters gradschool teacher when they were learning abt the weather cycle bc he told her to put down insane#wrong info about how it was all fake etc.#ive known him for 5 years now i wish so badly he was doing a bit but he reallllly isnt
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