#wouldn't recommend

[cheriate]

ming fan lives in my head rent free fr.

i gave him a lip freckle. i think it's fun.

[furiousgoldfish]

I think it's amazing that despite my family regularly physically and psychologically torturing me for tiniest things I was still sometimes able to go NO at them. I mean it did get me further tortured, and completely broken as a person and also I was suicidal whenever I said it. But still. Iconic behaviour.

[slugpup2]

some drawings i did on a long ride yesterday

[romanticatheartt]

{ The Emperor }

First read: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Second read: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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“You’re not going to walk through life, Amara,” he uttered roughly, each word a vow that cemented itself in her heart. “You’ll dance through it. And I’ll fucking remove anyone who tries to break your rhythm. I promise you.”

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[miniatureketchupbottles]

call me your highness the way I'm bouta munch on this astro turf

[fitforestfairy]

These were a bit of a flop, tbh!

I ended up adding soy sauce in the last few bites and it made it so much better, but I won't be buying these again.

Beyond Burger still hits the spot for me every time!

[lord-of-lollipops]

Adult Life is very Overrated

[featherymainffins]

Me, known "can't digest oil or fats" guy: perhaps if I have just a bit of salami nothing will happen

Me, known "can't digest oil or fats" guy, minutes later: Oh god ow ow what god has cursed me so??

[fangmich]

speaking of being unconscious one time this happened to me when I fell from the bike and literally was out for a few seconds

this was the weirdest thing that happened to me like your brain just turned off 😖

[despazito]

Who else here ever got a lumbar puncture

[syrenki]

best drug you ever tried?

obsessive anxiety and desperation to evade that which causes it alone in a stranger city on an empty stomach unslept night and 100ml of vodka

[friendofthecrows]

Sorry for losing my mind live on tumblr.com approximately once every 2 and a half months

[commissionsdarian]

What's the most unusual weapon or method you've used to carry out an assassination?

Allergies are an easy target. It can be a bit of an asshole move to stick someone in a room with the air infused with the things they're allergic to. But it's effective

[domesticated-pirate]

Hit a am-i-really-trans-or-am-just-pretending-&-if-iam-nonbinary-is-that-trans-enough-or-should-inot-call-myself-trans-is-that-almost-appropriation gender spiral with an hour and half left of work ...

[ratsatans]

being polyfragmented makes this way weirder - sometimes I get influenced by too fucking many alters, sometimes I get indluenced by an incomplete alter, and sometimes I'm feeling emotions and it makes me think I'm not myself.

???????? having A Time

[nebula-nonhuman]

Fun fact: When I was 16 or so there was an exorcism performed on me.