#would instantly be 5000 times better and i thjnk id make cute little outfits for him so hed get dressed and id go off to work and id kiss
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btw im putting salon trip on my list of things thatll either be christmas present 4 myself birthday present 4 myself or new apartment present 4 myself
#but its sort of direee bc new apartment present. if it has carpet itll be a nice vacuum if it doesnt its hieronymus...#i also have a tonn of kitchen appliances ill need 2 get like a microwave if there isnt a built in one crockpot rice cooker.. id loveee a#stand mixer since i wanna get into baking more :] blender and food processor and those r the things i rly want mainly. id also love a#griddle but idt itll happen DNFNFJBF. but i miss my dads griddle π#ugh guys i want hieronymus so bad. if i had hieronymus my life literally would not be so dire bc id wake up and see hieronymus and my day#would instantly be 5000 times better and i thjnk id make cute little outfits for him so hed get dressed and id go off to work and id kiss#his sweet little frontal bone and go to work and if i had a BAD day at work id come hkme and see him and feel better. sry im like forming#a parasocial relationship with this imaginary plastic skeleton Men will do anything except go to therapy#but like u dont get itttt the bond me and hieronymus have. will have.he doesnt exist yet#or maybe he does and hes sitting in some party city or some warehouse waiting for me to save him... soon buddy i will find you
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