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isdalinarhot · 7 months ago

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t this level of Critically Drunk the part of my taste buds that I thought had shut off 15 shots ago is firing at full force. Like for instance. If it was just non fruit flavored alcohol I’d be doing fine right now. But now I have some kind of wraparound lucidity and I can taste clearly that my vodka tastes 0% like alcohol and 100% like blue jolly rancher. Now I’m not going to claim to like the taste of alcohol. The taste of alcohol sucks shit. But it at least is a taste I’ve managed to link dopamine to so it sucks less. Unlike blue jolly rancher which just universally tastes bad. I have even smelled my sweaty wasted skin and I smell 0% like alcohol and 100% like jolly ranchers. What is the point!!!!!!!!!!‼︎

#luke.txt #drunkposting #not cosmere #would dalinar feel this frustration? if he were tasked with drinking an egregious strong red wine or weak sapphire wine?#who is to say #I feel like in fanfics and shit red wine gets used a lot. which from my vantage point (it’s liqueur. it’s used in mixed drinks but not much #else)#feels weird #but since Sanderson has said so goddamn little about the wine chart we choose our own adventures

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