#would be worried bout makin mothman mad y’know

[ask-chef-teruteru]

Would you slap mothmans dummy thicc ass cheeks or are you insane

“Is mothman dummy thicc? Have I been lookin’ at the wrong depictions?

Uh, well, anyway… I guess realistically that… kinda depends? If he’s offerin’, then sure, yeah, ‘course, hands down, no questions asked. But if he just shows up unannounced n’ is just standin’ ‘roun’ doin’ whatever mothman does, then frankly I don’t think slappin’ his ass would be my first instinct.”