LOL hes funny actually, literally destroying an entire reality the second something goes wrong in a conversation. you coward
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“hey tattletale, look, theres something ive been meaning to ask your opinion on-”
“shhhh shush. leave me alone, im busy with my gf’s drama rn. i’ll need at least all week. bye”
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these literally read as in-game dialogue options to me
second one especially is the classic “im done talking to you so im fucking off now” option
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97.346013% chance theres problems exactly at lunchtime
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