#world's okayest sister

[naileadevoras]

[tarnishedhalo]

No one needs to fill out anything for my sister, Bingo Card or otherwise.

[johnnydany]

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[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

do we get to see the logan and wade conflict about writer!reader? i am loving the series so far!!!

Wade laid you on the couch carefully, "How the fuck did you not shred your feet?"

"I dunno-"

"And why the fuck did you lie to me?" he asked.

You shrug, "If I could have gotten a word in edgewise it might have been different. But you were so busy buying "world's okayest uncle" shit-"

"Calling myself the best is conceited."

"Fuck you." You give him a look and Logan can't see what passes between you. And he tries Not to go over there. Not to loom. But when you start crying again it takes a monumental amount of effort.

"Okay, okay I get it. I'm a fucking asshole," Wade said, pulling you into a hug and rocking you gently. "Please stop crying. Don't cry. Fuck-"

Logan quietly. It was the same tone of voice as a kid smacking the other to hard and saying "don't tell mom". Except neither of you ever really told your mom anything- Well. You didn't if you could help it anyway.

"Can't help it," you sniffle.

"If you don't stop crying, I'll cry," he teased, reaching over to pass you tissues.

"Why-"

"Because," Wade teased. "My baby sister is sneaky enough to hide a whole baby daddy- You really had me thinking it was that hack mystery writer."

"Ugh. He wishes."

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Logan knew he was being watched. Carefully. By everyone. And he tried not to take it personally. It was his own fault, anyway.

But- it didn't make it any easier to take care of you. At least not for him, he kept waiting for someone to yell at him. But. When you reached for him. Looking for HIM to help you or just to be close to him it helped.

"How're you feelin', Princess?" he asked, wrapping his arms around you in the kitchen.

"Like I could go back to bed," you yawn, pouring a cup of coffee. "But. I gotta get some work done. Come up with some bank account padding."

"Sleep okay?" he asked, kissing your shoulder. He'd been next to you. You'd been wedged between him and a pillow. But, that didn't mean you slept very much.

"Fine," you tell him, turning your head to look at him, "Just- still running numbers trying to make the math, math."

Logan shook his head and pulled you a little closer, tentatively laying his hand on your stomach- you were starting to get a little bump now. He'd felt it when he held you. But. He wanted. Well. What he wanted didn't really matter- you were hesitating about some things. He'd gotten heated kisses and he could smell the need; your hormones driving you up the wall. But he was trying to keep the ball in your court. Even if he'd love to take you back to bed and fuck the thoughts out of your head. Replace the needy painful ache you couldn't quite soothe with an ache that left you satisfied.

"I picked up some construction work," Logan said. "It's gonna be fine, Y/N."

"Logan-"

"I told you," he hummed. "I wasn't gonna be some fuckin' deadbeat and make you do it all." He cradled the little bump and bent his head to bury his face in your neck. Grateful you didn't push his hands away. " 's my baby," he said. "Gonna make sure they're taken care of."

"You're a good man for the worst Wolverine," you tell him.

He chuckled and hugged you a little tighter, "Gotta take care of my girl to take care of my kid," he reminded. He let go of you and went to his jacket, pulling out his wallet and a small wad of cash. "It's not a lot," he said. "Used a chunk to get some documents so I could get a bank account. But- Here" He held it out to you insistently.

"It's not that dire, Logan," you tell him, gently pushing it back. "I can manage for now-"

"Take it and get yourself something then," he said ignoring you and tucking it teasingly into your shirt between your breasts. Trying not to notice that your stomach wasn't the only thing looking a little rounder. "I'm not any good at picking out presents."

You feel your body flood with heat when his fingers brush the skin of your breasts and it's all you can do not to whine. "I- thank you," you murmur, kissing his cheek before you had to turn and leave the kitchen. Before you threw yourself at him.

Logan took a deep breath and let you go. The scent of your arousal making him feel weak-kneed. Ball in her court, he reminded himself. Maybe putting the cash in your tits was too much. But- he'd heard enough horror stories on daytime TV with Althea. He didn't want you thinking he didn't WANT to fuck you. And he didn't want you thinking that you weren't attractive to him. He'd made up his mind. This was his girl and his kid.

[fictionkinfessions]

CW: incest

Can't believe I have to sit through another round of "Jinx is homophobic" jokes. No actually I'm just a disgusting little freak who's jealously in love with her sister, and at this point I would rather people cancelled me for that rich subtext vein instead of joking about how the reason I'm upset that the first of my two childhood-crushes-turned-enemies turned me down for the world's okayest me substitute could only be because I'm a bigot. And also even if I wasn't a sick little incestuous bisexual, fellas is it homophobic to be upset that your sister's crushing on a cop? -Jinx (Arcane fictive)

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[noveldivergence]

What's the point of making a cult leader to a dark eldritch god if you don't make him a fuckable older man-whore with a tragic backstory masked by the dumest fucking sense of humor you've ever seen in your life?

The only reason Alek hasn't tried to distract Bellamy from his various war crimes via seduction is because Alek's younger sister got there first and he owes her for all those times he accidentally fucked her crushes in university. Admittedly, Bell is straight, but the thought of that being what stopped Alek, genuinely never crosses Alek's mind.

Is he the antagonist? Sorta? He doesn't want to actually like hurt or undermine Bellamy. Thinks his gradual descent into madness is kinda funny though.

He also has a staggering collection of World's Okayest Dad mugs, which I find way more compelling about him honestly.

Photo reference used was Alexander Skarsgard.

[jewishrizahawkeye]

since roy isn’t actually related to ed and al in the au and he’s pretending to be their distant relative i think a really funny running joke is whenever someone questions how they’re related he just starts listing off different family names.

“i’m their grandfathers mothers sisters 2nd cousin”

“i’m their uncles sisters mothers best friend twice removed”

“i’m their cousins fathers daughters best friends son”

and then when they find out about riza and that she’s their cousin and all three of them are like “you just let two children you had no connection to live here????”

and he’s like “i mean i feel like the blame is more on your regular guardians. and in my defense i was putting up a fight to not have you stay here but i somehow lost the argument.”

even though he truthfully was raised by rizas dad which is why no one questioned him when he said he was a relative and took over the house so he does see himself having some family connection to them but it’s roy so he’s not going to ever admit it cause he’s just the worlds okayest dad mug

[nerves-nebula]

So splinter in your au is obviously awful and of course hated, but I'm wondering what's your opinion on other variations of splinter like rottmnt and 2012 and so on

AIGHT SO HERE'S THE THING. i dont actually know much about turtle canons other than rottmnt, like i've picked up a lot and know general story lines but haven't actually watched all of 2012. he seems like an ok dad but also he did some uh. some fucked up stuff haha.

other splinters seem almost like they're not dads at all, kinda shitty! but some of them are literally just chillin (like 2003 splinter, he seems like a nice father)

I wrote a long rambling post about how rottmnt splinters neglect was handled and how it made me kind of really uncomfortable and disappointed as a child of neglect myself, but tbh that was more about the way the SHOW handled the subject matter than rottmnt splinter himself.

I love that little rat bastard man, he's the worlds okayest dad <3 he's going through a lot and I love how unserious he is compared to a lot of other splinters.

that being said, when i told one of my sisters i was making an au where splinter is a shit dad she said "I thought splinter was always a shit dad??" and I was like "yea but like WORSE" which kinda gives you an idea of what we think about splinter in general.

he's not always portrayed as like a great father. more of a sensei than a dad a lot of the time. but yea idk im just kinda ramblin now

[jelreth]

still trying to sew up a shirt i started on yesterday. said worlds okayest sister now it says worlds okayest and i think thats hilarious

[whalesloveyou]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: World's OKAYEST mom Keychain.

[dobryy]

hi it’s kit draws irunya time again

[naileadevoras]

[tarnishedhalo]

[brooklynislandgirl]

[nerdyaestheticss]

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie of York // Sisters

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tag dump !! ( pt. 2 )