#work there for 1 or 2 years. take the rwo smaaall smallll raises'' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pickapea · 1 day ago

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telling my friends my elaborate genius plan on how i will manage to raise my salary to unprecedented heights by jumping thru different hoops and loops for years to cheat the system. and then realising that my imaginary dream salary in like 5 years time as a nurse will still be so low that the government wants to deport me

#'first i will work at an elderly care home for 1 year and ask for an unreasonably high salary. then get the small regular teenie tiny raise'#'then i will quit my job and take a job at a Different elderly care home and ask for an even higher salary. and wr #work there for 1 or 2 years. take the rwo smaaall smallll raises''#''then i will apply at the burn victim ICU and get special training and get my ICU nurse certificate and crazy good credentials''#''that's a minimum of two years''#'and THEN i will have achieved my crazy insane dream salary 💪💪 and i can then apply for work wherever i want forever''#and i will still be wayyyy below the 80% of the swedish median salary. which is the limit the government has set for non citizens to get #deported. im a citizen so i won't get deported but ALL my coworkers will #real smart sweden. deporting literally every single nurse in the country. real smart. really thinking ahead here #imma keep it real i am so fucking for striking. a real strike. an illegal strike that sends you to prison bc the social democrats #fucked the entire working class over back in the 1900s whenever whatever. forever #i want to strike at the hospital and just let every single patient die. i think that's our right. i think we should give the government #give the gov the 2 week notice for a regular blockade and do that for a month #them say we're doing a real strike in another month #and then. i think we should just go home #and let every single patient at the hospital die #it's not our fault. we gave the government a 2 month notice and they didn't do anything #this isn't a fantasy of mine. it's what i sincerely think we should do. i won't feel bad about it. every single staff should go home #how long will it take for half the patients to die? 3 days? a week? @ tve gov.good luxk man #@ the gov* typo. Good luck babe!!!!!#sigh #it won't ever happen but i really really think it should #it's the only qay #way #pickapost

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