#wordgirl the coach

[locution-youngster-enjoyer]

SIKE I LIED I DO HAVE AN ART PIECE

Kinda

I finished the sketch for the danganronpa thing

Is this the full cast? No, but if I revealed the full cast I’d spoil the first victim (which I might do anyway but nahhhh you guys get to guess)

[c0de-0f-the-clans]

another lineup for @raventhedracovis and i's au, villain school edition!

The Whammer | Invisi-Bill | Big Left Hand Guy | Ms. Question | The Coach

[thesecretingredientislove]

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[crazywolf85]

This fits them sm

[your-pal-nebula]

Villain School Argues About Pots

(Really long Incorrect quote I thought of that is originally from the YouTube video "Reddit's Stupidest Arguements" by Matt Rose)

Coach: My friend and I once got into a huge fight over how deep a pan can get before it becomes a pot. It took half an hour before we realized what we were arguing about

Razzle Dazzle: Pan has one handle, pot has two.

Invisi-Bill: Invisi-Bill definitely has pots with more than one handle.

BLHG: I always thought a pan has the long handle and pots had no handle or two looped handles.

Ms. Question: No handle? That's like cooking on expert, yes?

Timmy Tim Bo: Never seen a pot with two handles in my life.

RD: It's literally the first Google image for "pot".

BLHG: Once sauce becomes soup, obviously.

Ms. Question: But if you make soup in a saucepan, is it still soup? Would sauce in a soup pan become soup?

Coach: Pan is square, pot is circle.

RD: Three inches is sautee pan, four inches is a pot.

Timmy Tim Bo: If it's three and half inches is it jacuzzi for guinea pigs?

Coach: Every pot is a pan, not every pan is a pot.

Whammer: ARE YOU SAYING THE WHAMMER COOKS HIS BAKED BEANS IN A FUCKING PAN?!?! YOU DAFT WANKER

[razzle-absolutely-dazzling]

Forcing everybody at Villain School to watch Brandon Rogers videos with me. Idk if they're gonna make it through the Grandpa series but I will try my best with this

[big-city-times]

their holiday cheese parties must go CRAZY

[narratwoda]

"You know, Coach, sometimes Invisi-Bill feels as if you're deader than him, and HE'S THE GHOST!"

"Shut up, Bill."

Invisi-Bill being a menace and Coach dealing with it.

[melonthesprigatito]

Realistically Miss Power probably hasn't ever touched a game's console before. So she's always in last place and unleashes an unholy barrage of insults and swear words. She's that type of gamer.

Rhyme's position in the race fluctuates because she always reverses whenever she passes Reason because she wants her best buddy to win. Or she speeds as fast as she can and crashes into every obstacle. She cries when she hits the penguins in Sherbet Land.

Reason: Knows the game back to front, strategizes, knows all the short cuts. Probably one of those speedrunners/ game modders.

Leslie: Feels like she'd be shockingly competent at it and would surprise everyone with how good she is at it.

Timmy Tim Bo: Probably stays home all day drinking Mountain Dew and playing videogames all day. Casual player.

Coach: Doesn't understand those new fangled Nintendos the kids are playing these days. Does poorly.

Big Left Hand Guy: Has trouble pushing the buttons with his big left hand.

Nocan: Had to be told that they didn't want him to play to actually get him to play. Same as Miss Power, never touched a console before, he's a barbarian. VERY competitive. "LOSE??? NOOOO!!! NOCAN WILL WIN!!!!"

Whammer: Got too excited and whammed the controller.

You want a poll with no violence? OK, how about you take all the characters who had to fight each other in polls…

Miss Power, Rhyme, Reason, Leslie, Amazing Rope Guy, Timmy Tim Bo, The Coach, Big Left Hand Guy, Nocan, and The Whammer,

And ask who'd win at Mario Kart.

Yeah sure why not. ill bite

[daisysplosion]

yall ever obsess over a character with very few eps. Yeah

anyways the coach is an awful little man. my oc harvey douglas likes him tho. but harvey's nephew dupree thinks he sucks. as to be expected

[thornedsidekick]

this is why whammer still hangs out with the coach in thos eps In My Vision

(coach didn't even apologize)

[locution-youngster-enjoyer]

Maybe I’m just not remembering, but I honestly don’t think I project onto my favorite characters that much. This is all I can think of really:

Leslie has the most inconsistent music taste. Her playlist would make zero sense. You’d go from the most pop song ever, to something depressing, to 70s rock, one Nickelback song, more pop, something indie, rock again-

Seymour has trypanophobia and is just generally very uncomfortable at the doctors

I’ve slapped my appreciation for 70s-90s Rock and Pop onto the Coach. It’s his entire music taste

If he had to choose between cats or dogs, Beau would choose cats every time. Dogs being so energetic freaks him out, and he just can’t understand cat slander

The Whammer HAAATTEEESS the texture of jeans. He never willingly wears them. He’ll wear any other form of long pants before he wears jeans. If he has to wear jeans for whatever reason, he will just cry after a while. It’s so overstimulating

[bewilderingbog]

hello wordgirl fandom. may i offer you a vine compilation i made? i too wish to talk about the sillies from the educational children's program..

[wordgirlexploration]

got some refs we can admire?

Absolutely! We just finished our third line up tonight in fact!

[your-pal-nebula]

A completely average day at Villain School

Invisi-Bill: How many toothpicks are on the ground?

Coach: Don't play this game again-

Ms. Question: C'mon, how many toothpicks?

Coach: No, it just involves me cleaning up toothpicks-

Razzle Dazzle: ...A hundred.

Bill: No, It's three- *drops one more* Okay, okay, how many now?

RD: Three.

Timmy Tim Bo: You're the worst kind of autistic.

Bill: HE CAN'T EVEN COUNT!

[thesecretingredientislove]

These frames will never fail to make me laugh

Also this one

And very important:

The Coach is barely taller than Tobey.