#woop sorry i just woke up from my deep slumber

[nnnneeev]

i read every damn fic/headcanon about wizard boy and now i don't have any grrrrr my thirsty a$$ needs some solomon thingy

SAME lol i kept re-reading every fic, hc or anything i can find about him here and on ao3 like it's my daily supplements 😔

[m0etenchandon]

can you please write something about joe calming down your baby and telling the baby how much he loves its mom and he doesn’t know that you’re standing in the door?? i would love some joe fluff

Coming for my baby-fever aren´t you? Hope you like it!

You were so tired you hadn´t even noticed Joe came home from a week away, taking care of your 6 month old baby alone draining all your energy. What woke you from your slumber however, were a quiet voice over the baby monitor. You were still half asleep as you made your way down the hallway, squinting at the dimmed light. You were sure you could hear Joe, but that could definitely just be wishful thinking. 

Turning the corner, you saw the door to your daughter’s bedroom slightly ajar. You pushed it open, seeing the back of your husband. He was holding her in his arms, trying to coo her to sleep. His hair was all messed up, only boxers covering his body. Your face fell into a tired smile as you leant against the door-frame, listening to his words. 

“Shh, it´s okay. Daddy´s here now”, Joe cooed, rocking her back and forth in his arms. “Did you give mommy a hard time when I was away? She looked really tired”

You rolled your eyes, definitely giving him shit for that later. 

“You did, didn´t you? Well you see the thing is, when you´re grumpy, mummy gets grumpy. And when mommy is grumpy, she doesn´t want to have sex with daddy, and then daddy gets grumpy. And then we´re all grumpy, and that´s no fun”, he whispered, letting his voice quiet down as she slowly started to drift off. 

You had to hold back the laugh that threatened to escape your mouth. You really missed that goof-ball when he was away. Even though he definitely should stop saying things like that to your daughter, especially when she got older. 

“I love your mummy very much, but she´s much easier to handle when she gets some sleep. Don´t you think? So, let´s make a deal okay? When daddy is away, you are going to be good and sleep throughout the night. Mommy does so much for you, and for me. She is my favorite girl in the world, well after you. I love you both so much. I really missed my girls when I was away”

He was full on rambling at this point, a stupid smile plastered on your face. You could see your daughter drifting off, so you decided to make your presence known. You cleared your throat, watching as he turned around with wide eyes. A flush covered his face as he realized he had been caught. Joe put your daughter down before hastily making his way over to you, closing the door to her room behind you. 

“Hi there, when did you get home?”, you asked as you were alone in the hallway. You cocked your head, sliding your arms around his neck. Joe smiled, leaning down to press his lips against yours. They were soft and familiar, and you didn´t realize how much you had missed him until now. He walked you backwards into your room, closing the door behind you. 

“Two hours ago or so. You were sleeping so I didn´t want to wake you”, Joe said, giving you another kiss before slumping down onto the bed, pulling you with him. 

“Yeah apparently I need it”, you teased, running your fingers along his jaw as a deep pink blush crept onto his face. 

“So, you heard all that?”, he asked, frowning. You nodded, not able to hold back the giant grin that spread over your face. “You know I think you´re beautiful either way, right? I was just joking”

“I know, Joe. I´m just messing with you”, you said, leaning down to press your lips against his. “I really missed you this week, it´s hard being a mum alone”

“I´m sorry, I don´t have anything on the agenda for a while I promise”

“Good, I need my man”, you said, sliding off his body to snuggle into his side instead. 

“I love you so much, baby”, Joe cooed, letting out a satisfied breath as you slid your arm over his waist. 

“I love you too, Joey”, you said, closing your eyes. “But you have to stop talking about our sex-life to her”

Joe giggled, pulling you closer into his body. Finally, home where he belonged. 

Masterlist

This was really short woops. Gonna get started on the smut promts now.